My gf wants me to eat her asshole. She keeps bugging me for it
I seriously doubt I can do it and I have no idea what this recent butt craze is about. Seems like everyone wants to bury their face into someone else's shitter.
Anyone got ideas of alternatives to make her happy?
It's cool in porn but there's no fucking way I'm ever doing that's shit. OP, it's just a stupid trend and your gf is a stupid faggot who just wants to follow the crowd. Tell her to eat your ass, I bet she'll suddenly change her mind about it.
I went down on my ex once and I'm NEVER doing that shit again. Fucking gross
>I have no idea what this recent butt craze is about. Seems like everyone wants to bury their face into someone else's shitter.
Butt-eating has been pushed by a number of means; porn, movies (even things like human centipede normalize the concept), songs (ex. "post to be"), etc.. If only a single element were common to all three of those media formats. You know, like a specific people who believe themselves to be chosen and who have spent the last thousand years living as parasites off of societies which they slowly degrade and exploit.
but I'm sure that's not the case, right?
indeed. I don't really give a fuck if my own jizz gets on me.
I will kill the first bitch who cheats and gets someone else's sperm on and/or in me, though. But I really could not give less fucks about my own cum.