>go on tinder >no luck with the girls >"eh fuck

>>25599092
You're about to get some dick in ya.

prepare your anus nigger

tape your butt closed

You might not be gay but you're sure as shit not straight.

You're going to suck cock and like it.

>>25599092
Turns out you aren't at all straight.
Hope this helps, fag.

Either you are trying to get sodomized or trying to make a friend. If you're intent on doing the latter, then I suggest you stick to bottled water.

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>>25599092
>going to a place of someone you matched on tinder

THIS IS LITERALLY AN INVITATION FOR SEX.

Do you know that, right? He's expecting you to be a little curious and wanna try something out.

>>25599215

He asked me if I smoked weed and I said I just drink from time to time.

We'll probably go bowling instead. he's a cool guy, has his own business downtown.

>>25599282
Ah the 'ol Bowling Alley Butt Stuffing.
I remember my first boyfriend, he said he was straight too. So adorable desu

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prepare to get fuked boi

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>>25599282
>likes to smoke
>owns a business
>probably a bowling champ too

>straight guys on fucking /r9k/ get guys like this to be their friends while you're still an inexperienced buttvirgin

>>25599239
Meh your gif got me excited at first and then realized that ugly bitch from American Pie was receiving. Do not want.

your ass is fucked

>>25599501
It's the ugly bitch from American Pie giving aswell m8...

>>25599092
>>go on tinder
>>no luck with the girls
>>"eh fuck it, let's see what the men think about me."(even though I'm not straight)
>>instantly get a few matches
>>some straight guy (late 20s) starts talking to me
>>I tell him I'm straight only trying to make friends
>>he's cool with it
>>suddenly I'm going to his place tomorrow night
Think about it from a guy's perspective faggot.
If you were a guy who is talking to a girl who's just "looking for friends" and willing to "go to your place" then you're going expect her to be looking to hook up (if you weren't a fucking robot)

>>25599622
Yeah but if the girl was a lesbian you probably would think they were coming round to be friends.

If I had to kill him, how would I hide the dead body?

>>25599092
Prepare to get the dong in your pong.

>>25599819
Shove it in your ass

>>25599819
Eat it, the cops won't check your stomach.

I don't know how tinder works for gays, but I knowhow grindr works. This guy is expected some faggotry, I would imagine.

He will be all nice, and then it is dick sucking time. Which is pretty cool. I never got to suck a dick. Not even once.

>>25599092
Another man will walk you through a door, immediately grab your ass and take your shirt off and suck on your nipples. I couldn't fucking take it, I apologized and bolted. Took lots of cigarettes to start feeling better about myself. Not the biggest deal in the world, but forcing the gay was a bad experience.

>>25599092
you're just going over to hangout? or did you say you wanted to fuck?

>>25599092
10 bucks says he seduces you.