>Google my name
>First results are all my mugshot for when I got a DUI
Should I just change my fucking name at this point? There's no way for me to get it taken down
>google my name
>mfw the first image that pops up is a new reaction pic
Where are you from?
>tfw got a dui right before they started the look who got busted site in that county
Its hard to find my picture, me and my friends did it one time somehow though.
This is no word of a lie, like the third thing that comes up with my name is a "dating psychos" page dedicated to me and what a sick cunt I am after someone made it because of my Facebook trolling.
Also whoever this troll hunter type was sent loads of copies of my offensive messages eg on soldiers memorial pages making jokes about them being dead to my neighbours.
A rather larger group of 20 plus people formed to come kick my head in, I somehow managed to tell them and convince them it was all a lie and was lucky I was only 17 or so at the time.
I've now literally left that country, luckily I didnt live in a city or I would have been killed. Still can't escape my edgy years online though, clearly.
I had the same issue. I changed my name but then the name change documents showed up in google! so what you have to do is move to a poor state and change your name so they don't post the records online. I changed my name again in west virgina
>Google search my name
>first result is an article on an Oregon Rapist with the same name as me
>second result is some Canadian Fisherman
>third result is some guy from Twitter with my name and he looks like a beta hipster
>mfw my name is that of famous sports player
>mfw i live in the same state as the team
>google every combination of my name + activity or location
>only record of me ever existing is a single line buried in a local news website article mentioning an award I got for a sculpture in highschool
As a side note, I have no memory of ever getting an award.
Still confused about that.