>gf's son is having L O U D sex with his teen gf in the other room
>Im still a virgin
Just fuck my life up senpai
i think a good opener if u were messaging the girl in puc related would be "i have traditional views on gender and sexuality" just stated matter of factly
someone please make a chad account and do this to girls to see reactions
Notice the leg behin her
She is literally sitting on Chads lap bouncing on his dick and letting out moans of pleasure as he streches her clit wide open with his succulent insemanator as she took her tinder pic
>still having your purity
>a bad thing
Be proud that you have what these normie neanderthals lack. You will survive the great purge if you can keep it up.
Nah the best thing would be to send some flirtatious opener like "let's elope?" Or dirty joke and hope she finds you attractive enough to want to fuck you.
Then you just chat a bit and sext a little bit and arrange to go on a small date and fuck afterwards
Try to talk as little about anything about feminism as possible.
I lost one blindingly hot tinder match just because I said that I thought older brothers should look out for their younger sisters, which she said was sexist.
When children are born the vagina literally streches to the size of their head then shrinks back it doesnt just rip open and stay like that you fucking retards
I bet you think roasties are caused by big dicks too
We aren't talking about the vagina stretching open, we are laughing at the anon who typed:
>as he streches her clit wide open
The clitoris does not 'stretch open'. It does not even open. The vagina opens, not the clitoris. Hence why we have asked if they have ever watched pornography.