>Pull down pants and superman underwear, and begin to grin. >"So you all are the HIV bug chasers, group? I got some bleeding mouth sores, so I can bite a couple of you big guys ;)" >with you pants down to your ankles, start waddling towards the biggest male, arms outspread, with a steadily increasing erection
>>25595729 When you gently squeeze the shit out off somebodys skull, gouging the persons eyes out while repeatedly screaming "STOP THE VOICES" 10 cm away from his face, im positive that your attackers will run the fuck away
A good bonus would be biting the poor fellas nose off acter youve screamed about the voices three times
>>25594678 Get to a defensible position where they can only come at you one at a time, somewhere where their numbers work against them if they're all trying to attack you simultaneously. A doorway or behind a wall, something like that.
Run. The reality of fighting multiple men is odds are high you lose. Even if you fit and know your shit. Its not like the movies, you get surrounded and bundled down and then they kick the shit out of you.
>"p-poo poo p-pee pee" >"da fuq u say mayne >pull down pants "POO POO PEE PEE" >start pissing and shitting everywhere >spin round and round in circles while pissing and shitting >chase my prey, arms outstretched, poo poo in my hands and pee pee in the street
>>25594678 Occasionally, I tell this story every once in a while on /r9k/. >Sitting outside library with some friends >This younger kid wouldn't leave us alone, eventually, I push him away and he falls down. >"I'm gonna tell me cousin!", Yeah sure whatever, kid. Get the fuck out of here. >All my friends leave, and I stay behind, reading a book. I forgot all about the kid. >Suddenly get pushed over, I'm surrounded by four huge wigger guys. I was like fourteen, they were all in their twenties. >"You fuckin' with my little cousin?" >I stall for time, try to walk away and chicken out, but eventually they all pounce me at once. >I go down easily and they are beating the shit out of me. Kicking and pounding on me, I literally felt like they were going to kill me. I started to feel my head bounce on the concrete and I knew I had to do something. >Reach up in desperation at the biggest one's face. Quickly hook my thumb into his left eye, and jam it in as hard as I can. I can still remember how her jerked away so hard that it pulled me off the ground a little. >He starts screaming and shrieking as I try my hardest to jam my thumb into his brain. >The other boys pull me away in horror and they all just stare at him. My face is swollen but I stare hatefully at him and start cursing as I pursue them again, they push me away saying, "Go on, man!" >I walk home with a swollen face, I cry a little, but I feel strangely proud of myself.
I got in fights all the time, in school. But that was probably the worst.
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