It's so easy, guys
Just bee yourself
>>25593977
who are you trying to convince? us or you?
>>25593977
i got arrested for being myself
>>25594006
why naught both?
>>25594044
sure whatever. beez youreself
>>25593977
>Drinking some coke
>Cute grill walks up to me
>Muster up courage to say something
>Oh h-
<Like ZOMG XD Look at that retard XDXD
<TOTS GIRL FRIIIEND XD He's so disgusting!
<Hey, like guys, I'm like soooo bored we should like go fuck chadXDXDXDXDXD
>Spend rest of day depressed more then usual
>you didn't experience teenage love
>>25594110
No charge for the advice, kid
>>25593977
>implying she wasn't eyeing jamal the whole time
>>25593977
I don't come here to watch ads. And I'm happily married to my waifu the thank you.
>>25594216
Zyzz wouldn't charge for advice.
>>25593977
Brb i'm going to disneyland for a coke.
>>25594234
>Implying it wasn't a practical joke she was pulling on him
>Implying she wouldn't find it hilarious to tug at his emotional strings and manipulate him like a puppet
>Implying she didn't get satisfaction from messing with a guy because she knows that he's a hhkv that will never have a chance of getting an actual gf
Good goy. Drink the caffeinated jew and happiness will come.
>>25594343
another victim of #wastehistime2016
>>25594343
garret 2.0
another poor sucker getting duped for advertising
>>25594163
>you didn't experience anything that isn't videogames or being fucked by the uni
>>25594260
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