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At my normie job. Trips decides what I do
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At my normie job. Trips decides what I do
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Leave work for the rest of the day
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shit your pants
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flap your dick on the keyboard
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Awkwardly flirt with your immediate supervisor.
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Ride up and down in the elevator and ask for tickets
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Finish your work and go home
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walk around like a duck for the rest of the day
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Call your boss and order a medium size pepperoni pizza
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Kill your boss
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kill yourself using the keyboard.
>blox
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smash your keyboard and monitor. throw your mouse across the office. yell "Take this! My Love! My Anger! And all of my sorrow!"
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>>25593774
I lose.
Sing some stupid normie song.
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resign immediately
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you could just quit OP
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Show your dick to your work oneitis
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>>25593774
Rape your co-worker
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Shit in the bathroom and smear it all over the stall
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Eat every paper in the office
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google degenerate pornography
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Rape any female coworker
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Stay at work until midnight, regardless of whether you have work to do or not. Start working crazy hours and gun for promotion.
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Put on some good old fashioned cuckold porn, make sure its some nasty shit on xvideos, and whip your little pecker out and start beating that meat while the volume is at the max. Show your boss who's a good little cuck bitch.
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Shit in the boss' coffee cup
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Gag yourself in front of your boss until you puke all over his desk
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>>25593915

Re-rollexing>>25593915
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>>25593999
WINRAR but OP probs won't deliver
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>>25593999
Winrar
OP, you gotta deliver now
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Bomb it
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poop somewhere in the open. take a picture of the poop sitting there.
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>>25593999
kek [email protected] kek
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>>25593774
Take a selfie with the hottest cowoker and post it here
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Cough one time every half hour and every full hour you cough as many times as the clock reads, if someone asks you whats wrong you say you swallowed your wristwatch
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Launder money for drug dealers
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>>25593915
>>25593999
>>25594034
Just tell a rape joke because if you trivialize the experience of rape victims you're basically sticking your dick in them yourself.
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>>25594125
this

and every fifteen minutes, clip one fingernail
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Complete your work and go home after your shift ends
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