At my normie job. Trips decides what I do

Leave work for the rest of the day

shit your pants

flap your dick on the keyboard

Awkwardly flirt with your immediate supervisor.

Ride up and down in the elevator and ask for tickets

Finish your work and go home

walk around like a duck for the rest of the day

Call your boss and order a medium size pepperoni pizza

Kill your boss

kill yourself using the keyboard.
>blox

smash your keyboard and monitor. throw your mouse across the office. yell "Take this! My Love! My Anger! And all of my sorrow!"

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>>25593774
I lose.
Sing some stupid normie song.

resign immediately

you could just quit OP

Show your dick to your work oneitis

>>25593774
Rape your co-worker

Shit in the bathroom and smear it all over the stall

Eat every paper in the office

google degenerate pornography

Rape any female coworker

Stay at work until midnight, regardless of whether you have work to do or not. Start working crazy hours and gun for promotion.

Put on some good old fashioned cuckold porn, make sure its some nasty shit on xvideos, and whip your little pecker out and start beating that meat while the volume is at the max. Show your boss who's a good little cuck bitch.

Shit in the boss' coffee cup

Gag yourself in front of your boss until you puke all over his desk

>>25593915

Re-rollexing>>25593915

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>>25593999
WINRAR but OP probs won't deliver

>>25593999
Winrar
OP, you gotta deliver now

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Bomb it

poop somewhere in the open. take a picture of the poop sitting there.

>>25593999
kek origin@l kek

>>25593774
Take a selfie with the hottest cowoker and post it here

Cough one time every half hour and every full hour you cough as many times as the clock reads, if someone asks you whats wrong you say you swallowed your wristwatch

Launder money for drug dealers

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>>25593915
>>25593999
>>25594034
Just tell a rape joke because if you trivialize the experience of rape victims you're basically sticking your dick in them yourself.

>>25594125
this

and every fifteen minutes, clip one fingernail

Complete your work and go home after your shift ends