>That'll be $29,46, anon-kun

Nigga what the fuck? $30 for a small pizza and a drink? Get the fuck off my property.

>>25592341
ok but let me grab some tittie

A-anon-kun? I love this service.

>>25592374
Don't forget the tip!

>>25592374
>But anon-kun, president Sanders-san laised minimar wage and infration cause arr pizza ingredient price up up up

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>>25592341
*unsheaths cock*
Surely this can be the compromise

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>>25592444
Waaaaaat the helllllllll is that

>>25592444
would suck it.

>>25592444
>tip is under 18%
Must be a eurocuck

>>25592341
> Give exactly $29,46 in small change
> "Keep the change Ching-Chong-Ding-Dong"
> Snip both hands above my head

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>>25592444
FAT PIZZA
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>>25592874
But it's got that American-dry look, obviously circumcised, totally Americuck

>>25592444
JUST LIKE MY HENTAI OLD FAT MEN

I had a young attractive girl deliver my pizza one time and spaghettied while looking alpha. The first thing I said was " You're a delivery guy?" and laughed. I feel like I ruined her day.

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>>25593566
You shouldn't be mean to people anon-chan

29? bitch that's a small dominos pizza and bottled water.

this thread makes me want to order pizza
fuck you guys

what the fuck are with these prices? it was 21 something last time.

>>25592408
FUCK DUDE. LOL

>>25592341
>"I didn't order that pizza because pizza is for plebs, but why is a hot girl like you delivering pizza?"
>"What they payin you? $7.50+tip? Hang out with me at my crib. We can have some drinks and chill. Don't worry, I'll cover your hourly wage."

You're welcome, anon.

With 30 bucks for that tiny ass pizza there better be a blowjob included

>>25592408
Then tell your kike boss to cut his earnings because I'm not paying 30 dollars for a small pizza.

>>25594972
You'll starve then, cunt.