When I win the powerball tomorrow I'm going to buy 4chan

Eugh, as much as I know this is a joke, bait, blah blah blah, it's just a really bad idea overall
I mean you'd lose about 75% of 4chan's population, essentially turning this place into a ghost town
Not to mention "verifying employment" will take out another 20%

So basically, you'll waste your money, only to have the site die

When I win powerball I'll give most of it to Charity, children in orphanages probably.

>>25590457
And how much would you give to your wife's son, you fucking kuck

>>25590482
I don't have a wife and she doesn't have a son. But if I do and she did, he'd be my son so I'd give enough so that'd he'd be happy and healthy but not entitled and make sure he grows up to be a responsible and virtuous person to the best of my abilities.

Haha, you're winning powerball too? What a coincidence!

I'm going to use it to pay off pretty much every debt from every person I know then invest the rest.

If i win I'm going to publicly flaunt my wealth and brag about not donating a penny to charity. I'll put in my will that when i die any remaining money and assets be liquidated into gold bars and shot into
space. Hopefully this will make me one of the most hated people in the world.

>>25590290
So if nobody wins does it go up to a billion?

If I ever get that kind of money I would spend the rest of my life living at a luxury hotel. I don't need a mansion and having all my needs taken care of like that sounds nice.
When I die the rest of my money can be donated to public works like making a park or a community theatre. Something everyone can enjoy not just the poor

After I win I'm going to buy a condo on the beach and live comfortably, not luxuriously, with my girlfriend and grandma. Finish up my degree, pursue all the hobbies I couldn't keep up with due to time and financial constraints.

After I win I'm gonna buy myself a sick fucking car and house. Then I'm gonna buy my only two friends sick cars/houses because they never treated me like shit.

I'm gonna buy my mom everything she ever wanted and she can retire, then the rest will just be saved.