/blackbot feels/ thread
ITT: post blackbot feels
>i played childish gambino at a party
>everyone laughed me out and called me a lame
>they roast me to this day
>never had a gf
>parents think I'm gay
>they give me the "we'll accept you no matter what" speech every month
Even if I was gay twinks wouldn't want me, why can't parents just accept that some people aren't desirable to date
>last day of chem lab
>just doing inventory check and cleaning
>someone suggests we play some music
>professor actually pulls up Pandora, the absolute madman
>nobody has the balls the play anything
>I go up and put on Bach
>classical music soothes my autism
>everybody in lab is much chiller
>10/10, would do again
Go ahead fuckin' hater, push me
I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up, sissy
G's up all you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
Vandross is classic though, you can't really get roasted for liking the classics. Gambino on the other hand is pretty much the most cringeworthy rapper to come out in the last decade or so.
My parents think I'm out being some Chad and that I just don't want a relationship. Hell, pretty much everyone I met in college was really surprised to find out I was still a virgin and thought I must have gotten laid at some point.
I mean I almost have but I've dropped spaghetti every time.
>Last party I went to I bumped Luther Vandross and no one gave a fuck nigga.
>Gambino on the other hand is pretty much the most cringeworthy rapper to come out in the last decade or so.
this is the reason i like his stuff though it makes me laugh people just dont understand him
Broke up with my latina gf 2 days ago. Feels bad desu
Also, Gambino isn't bad wtf guys. What sing did you play, OP?
not even a blackbot but i would roast you too. his rapping is "clever" but soulless. sorry anon
Such a pity, I wish he would have just stayed on Community and let Abed do butt stuff to him
>spend new years eve with familia at grandma and aunts house
>at one point aunt asks if i have any "honies"
>you don't? do we need to get dressed up and fly to hit the club so we can get you one
>n-no...i don't need one they'll just take my money and i rather spend it on me
>OH WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, I GUESS YOU NEED YOU ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON YOU
>WELL THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE ANYMORE, UNLESS YOU GET YOU ONE OF THOSE FAT UGLY BITCHES
>she says this in front of everyone in the living room
>mfw the whole night they kept asking me if i wanted a drink but then saying oh hell naw he not getting one even though i'm fucking 23 now
>mfw family members still treat you like you're 14
This is exactly why I don't ever call or visit anyone in my family, especially my dad's side of the family.
I did...It was okay but the show really lost alot of spark after Donald left...Plus, Danny Pudi's character was just depressing after that. No more cute BFF hijinks, just him being a jerky sperg with no real close friend to ground him. Wright inna feels to be honest.
>implying i'm whiter than you
>implying there's anything wrong with childish gambino
if you don't fuck with this then you're not a real nigga tbqh (to be quotably honest) familia
Gambino is the most whiny rapper. I swear he's gotta be robot with all the bitching and moaning he does. "Wahh I'm too white for black kids and too black for the white kids" and "people use to not fuck with me but now they do because I'm famous" in almost every song
>blacks not only get their special little hug circles irl but they feel compelled to post them on majority white image boards too
>have a feeling shills are doing this to destabilize white homogeneity in all sectors
You "people" are trash.
>stupid fucking thing to say
But he's absolutely correct.
What should he have said instead?
>go on match
>Find a pretty cute girl
>We have a lot in common and all that shit
>Scroll down and look at what she's looking for in a partner
>White / Caucasian only
>Find another chick on there which we have a lot in common
>She's a qt latina
>Look for what ethnicity she likes
>Everything except Black
>tfw no black gf who doesn't want kids or doesn't already have one
>implying Luther Vandross is some random ass nigga that only Kanye knows about
I went to that party, played Never Too Much and everyone loved it. 10/10 would do it again classic tune.
>half black, half white
>black people think im lame
>white people think im stupid
>nofriends throughout school
>tall as fuck
>fast as fuck
i've recently been talking to a girl who actually likes me, and it's just reminding me how beta I am
I'm so anxious these days, i don't eat
And whites tend to be racist Chads
>b-but not all whites are Cha
Not all blacks are thugs who lose their virginity at 3 yrs old...fuck off. This is why non-whites hate whites so much. You faggots literally started segregation. It's literally a thread to keep so called "niggers" in...and yet you can't even let us have that...you just have to barge in and be the center of attention no matter what. Awful...just fucking awful.
Cracker here with questions.
Do you know your ethnic background?
Would you move back to Africa, assuming it would not be hell on earth.
Why do niggers not understand that everyone hates their """culture""" and it is doing more harm than good.
Thoughts on segregation? Was it really that awful that is made out to be and why is it that some BLM people seem to want it back in cucklege campuses?
>implying anybody on this board was alive to experience segregation
Don't kid yourself white faggot. And please don't give that "w-w-we stood on that side, and the black people s-stood on that side, i-i-it's totally segregation" bullshit. If nobody got beat or sprayed with a firehouse and had dogs sicked on them for being on the wrong side, then it wasn't REAL segregation.
The whole world is your hug circle you punk ass white boi.
You just feel like a failure because you can't figure out how to benefit from your birth right.
I guess you really are a failure.
Something that wouldn't offend every woman in the room.
>Nah I'm good
>No, I got it
>Ha, nah, just takin my time, don't worry about me
You don't go and basically say "women are gold digging whores" to a group of BLACK WOMEN ffs
If ancestors were american slaves, ethnic group is African American.
>move back to Africa
That statement is so ignorant. Would the white guy in Idaho move back to Europe?
No one likes whites, people on this board just convince themselves that whites are loved. Theres a reason you people are known as white devils, and it aint a positive one
nah, that would keep me away from the white bitches. And you know how much we want yo white wymen. Pump n' dump, amirite?
We'll I haven't had that problem with my family yet. We talk about our hate for fat people and hate towards Europe for what it's doing to itself. Both topics I brought up though.
>wasn't born white
WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GORILLA FUCK NATURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gambino is a straight up robot
fuck em man
>Ayo, fuck this
>Are we dating? Are we fucking?
>Are we best friends? Are we something in between that?
>I wish we never fucked, and I mean that
he didnt even fuck her yet and he already wishin he never got involved
fuck yall bino haters, ya'll niggas aint even #woke
This is going to sound really stupid, but it kind of blows my mind that I'll never truly understand what it's like to live life as a member of a different ethnicity than my own (white). Does this thought ever cross your mind, blackbots?
yeah, but mostly because i live in a very multicultural area (london) see people of all races regularly, when i go outside atleast. i feel like a lot of norms are completely different between races and the upbringing you have. when I talk to my white friend he talks about all these norms he grew up with which i had no idea even existed even though I grew up in the exact same city as him, simply because of his cultural background.
It's just weird I guess.
>Even if I was gay twinks wouldn't want me
>tfw most of the stereotypes are true but your not a stereotype