>go to lose my virginity at a local brothel >the manager

>>25588380
dunno maybe you were emanating some form of a robotic aura

>>25588380
I don't think your telling us the full story, greentext time.

Prostitutes actually ask you for references these days. Not joking.

They were just looking out for your well being. You don't need those retards

>>25588380
Did you shower beforehand?

It's customary to be squeaky clean when you show up, and some places will kick you out if you aren't hygeinic.

You probably looked too young.

>>25588472
Then how are guys like me and OP ever going to get laid? We don't have the luxury of prior sexual experience like normalfags.

>>25588471
>theres this place "asian bombshell" down the road
>the only brothel that is away from town so it's discrete
>drink some vodka for courage then head down there
>walk in and find some middle aged woman at the counter
>"H-hey, my name is Benedict"
>"T-this is my first time. I'm a little nervous haha"
>She looks a little fed up and asks me if I have any preferences
>"Uhh.. I like Asian girls, and younger the better"
>Tells me to leave

I don't think I did anything wrong. It must be the way I looked or something, but I look normal

>>25588380
You looked creepy. Try having good hygeine and not being fat. Also get your haircut.

>>25588545
The younger the better may have done it

>>25588545
She thiught you were suggesting they ran a child prostitution ring.

>>25588545
>>the younger the better
bit weird desu, can easily be misunderstood

>>25588545
>younger the better"
Found the problem, plus you may have been drunker than you thought with all that vodka.

>>25588545
>younger the better

Sounds like you wanted to fuck a child

younger the better.....lol...Fucking Pedo.

>>25588545
>the younger the better
you fucked up man, go somewhere else and just try not to fuck it up.

>>25588674

Don't worry roastie, he's learnt his lesson so he'll get laid at the next place.

>>25588605
I have been so drunk I could barely walk and have still never been turned away from a brothel. In red light districts the hustlers practically grab drunks off the street.

>>25588545
What the fuck, You fucking asked to rape a child

>>25588545
Apart from everyone else saying they probably thought you were a pedo, most places won't let anyone who's even a little bit drunk in since they might get violent with the girls.

Generally speaking, show up to a brothel like you would be going on a nice date:
clean clothes
fresh breath / clean teeth
be at least decently well dressed (this doesn't matter so much since you'll be undressed pretty quickly, but if you show up dressed like a hobo or a criminal type they probably won't let you in)
recently showered ( < 1 hour before you go, and try not to get sweaty on the way there)
and most important... don't forget your wallet.

>>25588545
You should know that the feds can show up at any time now

>>25588748
Get a grip, he asked no such thing.

>>25588545
How should he have phrased it otherwise though?
> "The smaller the better" ?
> "Young meat, please" ?
> "I like em like my whiskey" ?
Asking for possible future use

>>25588755
>recently showered
They make you take a shower in the room anyway.

>>25588545
>Robot gets drunk
>Robot shows up at brothel asking for young girl
There was no way that this plan could have gone well

>>25588531
Getting laid isnt a right, it's a privilege.

>>25588804
> "The smaller the better" ?
> "Young meat, please" ?
> "I like em like my whiskey" ?
Holy fucking shit, thats something a psychopath would say, the girl wouldve called the cops
Just say that preferably they should be under 25,22, saying under 20 its pushing it though

>>25588545
You probably sounded like a fucking cop

>>25588796
Shady people working at dodgy sex joints have a heightened sense of body language to detect cops, OP going in asking for young ones probably set alarm bells off in the receptionists mind.

>>25588811
Where I am, they expect you to be clean coming in and then you shower before you leave. I guess it's just a geographic/cultural differences thing.

Although, last time I went to a brothel when it was time to shower afterwards it turned out it was unavailable because people were fucking in it, so I had to catch a train home smelling of sex and perfume. Luckily I didn't run into anyone I know, haha.

>>25588852
Then why can't I be granted this privilege like everyone else?

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>>25588804
> "The smaller the better" ?
> "Young meat, please" ?
> "I like em like my whiskey" ?

Jesus Christ

>>25588876
>everyone else
>tens of thousands of people in places like r9k, wizardchan, uboachan, etc who have never touched a girl in their lives

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>>25588804
>"I like em like my whiskey"
Fucking kek pedos

>>25588545
>Run Asian Brothel outside of the city
>24 Year old, 250 pound man wearing Cargo shorts and a stained shirt
>Stinks of sweat and cheap vodka
>9/10 confirmed for child molester material
>introduces himself as Benedict
>ask him his preference while holding nose
>he stammers quitely about liking little asian girls and how young he likes them
>none of the girls in the back want to touch it with a 10 foot pole
>ask him to get out in the politest manner
>he waddles off saying something about robots.
The shit we put up with good lord

>>25588906
>tens of thousands
>r9k, wizardchan, uboachan
wew lad. I don't think wizchan gets tens of 1's.

>>25588804
>between 18-25
>early 20's
>18 or a bit older but not above 30
Just my guesses

>>25588966

This. For fuck sake try to at least pretend you have empathy.

It's like you're all man-babies who expect everyone else to truly unconditionally put up with your shit as long as you go through magical rituals like giving them money.

are brothels legal nowadays?

>>25589015
The customer is always right desu.

>>25589015
Its difficult to really, like you have to fuck up pretty hard to be turned down by someone you pay for sex

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>>25589018
The laws of the US aren't global anon.

>>25588545
>"Uhh.. I like Asian girls, and younger the better"
this is your problem, they thought you were a pedo, who was looking for a girl who looked like a loli

>>25589086
>living in a country with legal prostitution
>still being a virgin
There really is no excuse

>>25589318
> Get out of brothel
> Family member sees you and spreads the word
The paranoia is real

>>25588380

Put away your gun OP

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>>25588545
You showed up drunk, probably smelling of vodka, and then made a joke sounding like a pedo. And you're honestly wondering why you got kicked out?!

Robots never stop amazing me with how retarded you act.

>>25589444
He probably didn't mean it, he even told her that it was his first time. The hag on desk duty should have done all she could to calm his nerves.

>go to brothel to finally lose my virginity
>they ask for my CV, 3 professional references, and letters of recommendation from two professors
>spend 30 minutes looking over my credentials while they check my vitals and run a blood test
>ask me to take off my shoes and stand over by a wall
>they measure my height at 5'11.5"
>they start laughing and calling me a manlet and kick me out
Why is it so hard to even pay money for pussy these days?

>>25589318
There are plenty of German virgin robots. Several possible reasons:

>too beta to go to a hooker
>can't afford it
>moral hangups

>>25589501
kek, you missed the part when Chad walked in and all the whores begged him to pick them.

>>25589077
Prostitutes and brothels do turn away potential clients all the time. One good example from my travels is from Thailand. Most Thai hookers will turn away Indians because they have an awful reputation.

Fortunately I'm a white guy. Feels good being like a rockstar in those places.