Almost Done Suicide Bros

>>25586663
Why anon

blox

>>25586700
Tired of constant female rejection

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>>25586744
>>25586700
Checked them, also worst reason.

>>25586744
Really? Really. Alrighty then.

>>25586744
>Killing yourself because you're sad you can't get grills
Lmao how fuggin pathetic, see you on the other side senpai

>>25586744
Normally im all for letting go.
But thats the worst reason.

If you got some serious disability that causes it, id understand. But then itd be about the disability and not the rejection.

If you are functional, that shit is beatable.

>>25586663

so drinking thread, its 9 am on I'm on my third beer

>>25587537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU4UhcDf-ts

for the Op

>>25587429
Only reason. Every single thing you do in life is an effort to mate. It is up to you if you acknowledge the truth or not.

>>25586744
Girlfriends are not worth the trouble anon, getting laid is where its all at. Get yourself a hooker and see if you still feel the same after a good fuck.

>>25586744
There more to life then sticking your dick in a whole. There is some one out there for everyone inb4 normie in your case you just need to look hard enough

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>>25587783
>Every single thing you do in life is an effort to mate
I can't stress how mistaken you are, I am the epitome of the WRONG one.

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Should kill myself if I'm incompetent at life?

I'm twenty three, live with my parents and have never had a job. Going outside makes me nervous and I can barely talk to people.

>>25587931
>incompetent at life?
>Going outside makes me nervous and I can barely talk to people.

Depends. Do you have anything on the horizon?

>>25586744
This is a horrible reason anon, and you know it. Also be sure to get the length of rope right so its enough to snap your neck.

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>>25586663
Don't. Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem.

>>25586663
don't be stupid, killing yourself over women is the worst fucking reason ever. Women aren't worth that effort.

>>25586744
>killing yourself over women.

Please don't kill yourself that is a genuinely pathetic thing to do. You can live happily without these fucking roasties just take some time away from them senpai

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>>25588018
Between him and his retarded reason, your meme reasoning is worse.

>all these massive fucking normies ITT

Anybody who wants to die because of female rejection, should die. If you disagree then you don't belong here and never will. Fucking normies shitting up the planet.

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>>25588091
He clearly doesn't say shit.
Triggered

>>25588104
Oh yeh tough guy? what's he saying thn?

>>25588112
Chinese house, clearly

Go Elliot Rodgers or better yourself so you can attract ladies

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>>25588122
You positive gouy?

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>>25588092
He is wanting to kill himself over a few stacy sluts. If he wants to kill himself no one can stop him but its a stupid reason. If you are gonna kill yourself at least have a dignified reason and not over some roastie sluts rejecting you.

Good Luck OP sweetie
If you can't take it then do it, don't let these faggots tell you what to do.

>>25587978
Like plans in life or job opportunities? I've been sitting on my ass since high school, so I don't have any experience or job training.

>>25588187

The most underrated post in all of r9k

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>>25588092
But it's DUUMMMB!
>>25588193
So you're really looking for a reason to live more than you have reasons you DON'T feel like living?

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>>25586663
See you on the other side senpai though you're gonna pussy out and not do it anyways
Also FUCK the stupid normies in this thread, I need you to leave our fucking board

Suicide thread? Can we have actual discussion? Where can I get detailed explanation of suicide methods? I tried Suicide and Attempted Suicide by Geo Stone and it's too boring.

>>25587931
Nah. Seems like a problem that can be fixed

>>25588168
If OP really wants to do it bc of some grills well... He is fucking stupid then.
Maybe he should think about this 'reason' no girl in the fucking world is worth a life

>>25588206
Basically. My life isn't horrible, but seeing everyone around me progressing in life while I've done nothing makes me feel awful. Death seems like a better alternative than being a burden and disappointment to my family.

>>25588319
Yeah it's honestly a petty problem, but I lack motivation and I'm afraid of failure.

>>25588291
Look up lost all hope or something on Google, sorry I'm too lazy to get you a link cause I'm on my phone hyundai

>>25588291
lostallhope.com
Godspeed

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>>25588433
It's really hard to spot pretenders and dabbler from the serious lot.
Nevertheless as not to make this a pissing contest, there is no real comfortable way to ask someone about their conviction in ending their life.

But I assure you, words would fail if I wanted to describe to you why and how much I wanted to die without revealing my powerlevel and wasting your time.

That said. Do you have a plan to opt out?

>>25588468
Yeah, I got my book the further reading section there. I am just wondering if somebody know some sort of suicide bible or something. Can't be assed to check all of the books.

Looking to kill myself. Only way I'm comfortable with is blowing my brains out but I live in Australia so no guns.

How fucking stupid would it be to buy a gun on AlphaMarket or another darkweb site? Few worldwide discrete gun suppliers that will ship to Aus and have a good success rate (admittedly I need a reputation before they'll even talk to me).

Worth risking? I mean I'm on the verge of killing myself I figure I'd take the risk. Either that or I down enough pills to kill a bear.

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>>25588122
how about tis one?

>>25588500
I'm probably going to find a secluded spot in the woods and hang myself from a tree. I plan on doing it at night in the middle of winter, so there's less of a chance of people saving me.

Probably sound like an attention whore, but I don't mean too.

>>25588858
I personally have the bitchy ambition of wanting to leave the US to die. Its complicated, and it's making things more so than they need to be.

>>25588534
Making a gun is ez pz m8, same with explosives.

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>>25586744
>killing yourself because you get rejected

If everyone thought like you, this whole board would be dead.