Instead of practice gfs maybe we could just be each others pretend

>>25586547
You mean? Practicing for girls?
No way, last time I did that I ended up in the hospital.

>>25586547
From machiavellian to pathetic, quite the accomplishment.

>>25586606
where's the machiavellian?

>>25586547
I'm fapping with my left hand, feels like someone else is doing it, is that what you had in mind?

I'd like a pretend boyfriend. Someone really sad and depressed and odd and weird would be nice.

>>25586606
Machiavelli was pathetic

>>25586651
But you're a gay man anon
Why should I?

>>25586662
no reason that I could think of, im just so lonely

>>25586620
Using people for short term personal gain

>>25586769
Insulting someone is using someone for short term personal gain.

>>25586769
I skipped over that part. When I read the prince I adhered to the more edgier proverbs like,

>if you gonna fuck someone up, fuck em up terrible so they don't get any funny ideas
I'm paraphrasing.

>>25586817
With far shorter consequences than practice gfs
>>25586818
(you)

>>25586943
Why wouId you do this, friend?

>>25586979
Another for (you)

>>25587587
Why would you do this, friend?

>>25587753
Because I love (you) so much

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>>25587856
You can't handle what I consider love.