>so anon I take it that a young man like you is sexually active?

>>25585342
U tryna smash?

>>25585342
No one ever asks that. No one needs to know that.

>>25585342
>Does a faggot fart loud?

>>25585372
I've been asked that. Almost word for word by a female doctor. She then asked why am I not sexually active.

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>>25585342
>so anon I take it that a young man like you is sexually active?

"Are you mocking me, Dr. Chad? You damn well know that women in this day and age lust only after the top 20% of men. So to answer your question: No, I'm not sexually active and I will never be."

>>25585342
no lol

>burps

>tfw a doctor once asked me, "surely you must have friends"?

>>25585372
I actually was asked too. I haven't been to the doctor for a while but when I was 16 I was asked that by female and male doctors.

>>25585342

Sorry doc. I'm not saying you are not handsome and all but even if you hadnt just diagnosed me with brain cancer I dont think my sexuality would activate here.

That's actually why I'm here, I'm a little bit sexually self destructive and need to get tested.

>>25585342
You wanna clap dese cheeks docta

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>>25585342
u-uh yea! I fucked my girl HARD last night, heh, there was mucus and semen everywhere. Ya know the uje

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>>25585372
I had a physical after a car accident last year and the nurse asked me if I had been sexually active within the last year. totally spilled my spaghetti pretending to count to see how long it had been

>30yr old kv

I'm pretty sure this counts as sexual harassment mr. veterinarian.

some hooker asked me for head to toe tests before I can fuck her raw

what should I get tested for besides the obvious VDRL and HIV?

>>25588254
Why didn't you just tell the truth?
>>25586369
>She then asked why am I not sexually active.
What did you answer? What did she say to that?

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>>25585342
how about a nice cup of shut your fucking mouth

heh, go fuck yourself doctor

Fucking roastie therapist asked me this once. Told her I'm fugly as shit and it looked like she was offended.

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>>25588529
>"So anon I take it that a young man like you is sexually active?"
No, I'm fucking ugly so I don't even try.
>(Ugh, this fucking beta has realized his helpless position in today's society. If we can't get him back "on the right track" he will never become a beta provider. Fucking MGTOWs. Ugh.)

That's probably what was going through her head at that moment.

>>25588529
people tend to get defensive when you expose their bullshit profession for what it is. "How can I possibly help this man with my bullshit retarded normie 'muh depreshun' advice? No, it's HIS fault that he's an ugly loser, when my dumb therapy doesn't work it'll be on him"

>>25588308
Eww, don't fuck a hooker bareback. that's gross, dude.

>>25585372
Have you ever been to a doctor?

It's literally one of the first things they ask you if you have flu-like symptoms. STD are extremely prevalent ( more than 2/3 of population in some age brackets ) and when not treated in the early stages they can get very nasty. While if they are treated early most can be completely cured.

>>25586369
>She then asked why am I not sexually active.

I've been asked that by my doctor too.

I told her I have no idea how to woo women, and that it was not likely I will for the rest of my life either.

She shook it off and said she didn't believe me.

>>25585342
I'm 27 and have been diagnosed with clinical depression and anxiety disorder. I went to a shrink and he was taken aback that I had never had a girlfriend, he asked me inane shit about my tfwnogf for about half and hour. He seemed quite astounded that someone could be my age and never had a girlfriend. It was really embarrassing - I never went back.

>>25590232
Yep, for people like us there is no help. I went to a psychologists for multiple sessions and all it ended up with was us talking back and forth about my life. She was extremely surprised and really didn't know what to do, the norm for her is to assist normies in overcoming their depressed period. They can't actually fix someone with a structurally fucked life.

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>i-it's not like I WANTED to check your testicles for cancer lumps, JEEZ! BAKA!

>>25590281
>>25590232
That's because depression is different for normies.
They feel like shit because they convince themselves their lives suck.
We feel like shit because our lives do suck.

A hooker probably could have done more to help you per dollar than a head shrinker

>>25588056
Top kek original postaroo

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>be autistic looking enough that they don't even bother asking

I haven't been to a doctor since I was 10, do they actually ask this?

just say no. they dont give a flying fuck

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>>25590395
>doc ask you if you did any rapes the last year

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>>>25585342
What do you mean Doc, ive only been to 3rd base but never home.

Yo Doc hook me up with an Adderall prescription - i knoe i can get mad pussy will im on it.