Good morning, wagecuck. It's your last day before your two

>>25585028

But I phoned in sick today.

>>25585028

you're a little early. having problems sleeping?

>>25585028
How do I convince my parents I don't want to be a wagecuck?

I'm 25 and they've been ramping up their nagging lately. I don't want them to stop paying for my apartment. What should I do?

>>25585247

Become masterrace and earn money some other way.

Streaming or gitting gud at games they have 100k prizes at tournaments seem popular.

>>25585216
Morning shit came early desu

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>>25585028

This reminds wagies that a fresh work week is only 3 days away.

>>25585028
I'm working Sunday so I only have one more day before I go back to work. I should have got drunk tonight. Now if I decide to drink tomorrow I won't be able to have a peaceful hangover.

>>25585028
Actually my days off are wednesday and thursday.
>JUST

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>>25585458
Yes yes good wagecuck.

Keep drinking that legalized to drown, not only your sorrows, but Mr. Shekelwitz harrowing voice as he commands you to get that paperwork done by Monday.

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>tfw I gave my two weeks notice on Monday
>will soon return to glorious NEETdom

I'm working 12 hour shifts all weekend. The majority of people don't just work Monday to Friday, 9-5. That's just corporate/office job stereotypes.

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>>25585028
roll for your wizard

>>25585606
Rolling because I've lost control of my life.

>>25585606
i will roll as well

Jokes on you, I work night shift. and I spend six hours playing games on my laptop

Rollio.

Been up all night writing think I'll tell my boss to fuck off today
I work for my mom

Roll for wizard

>>25585606
American get

>>25585703
Best country on earth confirmed

>>25585606
rollelleleleelleleelle

>>25585606
rollie pollie ollie

>>25585606
Rolling rolling rolling... og wizard

I called in sick today.
I'm enjoying my 5 day vacation thanks

>>25585606
Rolling for any wizard

>>25585574
Those jobs are pretty much all these shitposters know about

>>25585545
>implying i'm not Mr Shekelwitz running my own business

>>25585606
roll call
original fucking comment

>>25585606
rerollllllllllll

this comment was original thanks

>>25585606
Pinus nigra

>>25585606
oh wow cool lol

and damn it feels good to be a neetcuck

>>25586977
i guess i'd pick fist

fist wizard seems cool

>>25585606
rolling for janitor

>>25585028
>>25585028
UR BACKKKKKKKKKK :DDDDDDDD

am fellow NEET how are you NEET OP?

>>25585606
gibe da pussi boss

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*yawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn*
Well would you look at the time, 3.40pm!
Morning wagecucks, or should I say afternoon!
Tick tock!

Kill yourself you useless fuck

>>25585606
roll give snakepenis pls

>>25588350
>340
>Posting like an Amerikuk while actually being a Britshit

What are you doing?

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>>25589207
Britcucks can't be NEETs?

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>>25585028
This thread deserves a "this", unless I already posted one. I didn't see.

>>25589207
Pretty sure it's easier being NEET in the UK. Or in most of the western world outside of the USA really.