>23 years old >KHV >NEET >No friends >Female

What KHV means?

>>25584044
Kissless hugless virgin.
Kill yourself or ask a better question newscum.

>>25584044
Kissless handholdless virgin

>>25584040
are you fat?

>>25584040
How long have you been a NEET?

>>25584044
HowNew.ru? It stands for "Kissless Handholdless Virgin."

>>25584040
Will you be my girlfriend?

Yes or no question

>>25584040
what type of suicide did you consider?

>>25584065
No. A hungry skeleton actually.

>>25584060
you are wrong its definitely handholdless, you should kys.

>>25584040
What do you do with your free time?

>>25584040
Will you be my online gf? I can buy you Steam games and shower you with attention.

Please respond.

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>>25584077
>A hungry skeleton actually.
where you at

>>25584090
This, except I'm better than that Anon.

>>25584077
>>25584040
Why are you neet? Do you find yourself attractive? What went so wrong that you have no friends?

op why are u a kv, in your opinion at least

how is it possible for a skiny female to be a kv

what is your race? surely you cant be white. im guessing indian, if this isnt a troll lets be serious, this is just some guy pretending to be some kv girl, "fembots" dont exist

also how is your relationship with your parents

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>>25584040
>22 years old
>KHV
>NEET
>1 BFF
>Male

It's my birthday today, ask me anything.

>>25584120
How was your birthday?

>>25584075
No.

>>25584076
Jump in front of train or off a building.
No guns in my country unfortunately.

>>25584081
I was close though.

>>25584089
Digital archiving. I look for really obscure shit on other chan sites.
I watch documentaries and scary movies as well.

>>25584090
>>25584101
Not doing that sorry.

>>25584120
Post your address and all your problems will go away

>>25584137
well meme'd then, you want to be lonely KHV so stop complaining.

>>25584101
Do you bench more than 2plate? If yes I admit defeat.

>>25584137
Do you live in Scandinavia?

OP of you live in cali i may have known you before.

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>>25584131
Yesterday was rough, but today I'm planning on purchasing some science fiction novels and reading them.

>>25584141
>Posting my address on a free-lance Taiwanese fishing board

gomenasai, senpai.

>>25584137
>I'm a KHV who could have a bf and lose her virginity at any time I want but I choose not to ask me anything
:^)

>>25584167
She said guns arent aloud in her country, no way shes one of us muricans

>>25584159
Lmao 2 plates ahahahah fucking pussy. Not the guy you asked btw. Also i tore my pec 5 months ago and can bench more then you how does that make you feel weakfag im /fit/ visiting thr autists btw

>>25584137
Do you do archiving manually or do you use some sort of software?
Do you have a favorite kind of scary movie?

>>25584159
Hah, yes I do, actually. Incidentally. You somehow ran into one of the very few Anons who does.

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>>25584185
>im /fit/ visiting

I'm a 23 year old virg too but a guy so society hates me. So many missed chances. And fuck you I'm blogging in your thread

The first was when I was 16 in high school. A friend set me up with someone else who must have been 15 at the time. So she would call me hoping to meet up. And being a nervous idiot I would ignore the calls. It seemed like an enormous amount of effort to me so I didn't bother with it. She was confused about why I wasn't interested and talked to one of my best friends. I remember seeing he sent her a message explaining that I have "the mental maturity of a 12 year old". Which is totally true and a punch in the gut.

The next chance was when I was 17. Her name was Heather. I went over for a movie night and she offered for me to sleep in her bed. We spooned and that's as far as it went. This happened two nights in a row.

The next chance was when I was 18. Her name was Alexis. She was half mexican, half asian. After her friend urged me to ask her out I did (awkwardly). Now I was hanging out with her a lot. But I never had the courage to even kiss her. So it eventually fizzled.

The next chance was when I was 19. I was at a house party. As I was leaving she kissed me out of nowhere then said to meet her again at the same party next week. Finally hope! Then that week I dropped out of college and never saw her again.

Then there's this year. I met a vietnamese girl named Lan in my physics class. We went out to eat, and she invited me over to her apartment. This was the day before I left the country to study abroad. We chit chat and the conversation slows down and she asks "So what's the last thing you want to do before you leave?". I don't know if that was sexual in nature but it sounded like it. So I dodged the question and left.

My biggest problem is that I don't understand why anyone would like me. So I ignore every sign even when it should be obvious. And then I sabotage myself to eliminate any possibility that I will have to make a move.

why do you think the fact that you're a girl warrants making an AMA thread

guys you need to realize there's literally nothing interesting about being a girl

OP, if I post my Skype, will you add me?

OP here this is my address pla be gentle 6530 Bay Rd Saginaw MI

>>25584102
I don't want to work and I don't like leaving my house.
I'm not attractive at all. Could even be considered repulsive.
Friends are overrated. Don't want any.

>>25584119
See above but I also never tried.
Yes it is possible.
I am white.
I don't use labels like 'fembot'.
My dad is an alcoholic who I do not care for. My mother is fine.

>>25584120
Why haven't you killed yourself?

>>25584161
No.

>>25584172
What?

>>25584192
I do it all manually and rename/arrange my files perfectly.
It's clique but The Human Centipede. Not scary but good because it's fucked up.

>>25584185
People like you make me sick. Gymfags are fucking cancer kill yourself.

>>25584244
>Why haven't you killed yourself?

Because I'm an optimist, and despite never sticking my flesh stick in a meat hole, I still find plenty of reason to live.

You sound like an attention whore, btw.

>>25584244
>I'm not attractive at all. Could even be considered repulsive.
Hnng.
>tfw no ugly gf

>>25584208
>there's literally nothing interesting about being a girl

Not inherently, but the kinds that don't have friends tend to have hobbies

>>25584244
>People like you make me sick. Gymfags are fucking cancer kill yourself.

Landwhale confirmed. I can bench 2 plates but I can't bench you. Says a lot.

>>25584208
I'm very interesting. Meanwhile, you're still a virgin :^)

>>25584040
>bluefag

>>25584254
this honestly familio

No wonder you're a KHV, OP. Not gonna lie, you seem like the worst kind of girl personality-wise. You're self-centered and attention whoring yourself because you were born with an X chromosome. I don't care if you had the body of a supermodel, if I met you in real life and saw your personality I wouldn't want anything to do with you.

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>>25584266
>I'm interesting >has no Freinds
Seriously there is nothing interesting that you have stated nor shown anything that makes you seem interesting this man to your left is more interesting than you

>>25584040
Are you a virgin by nature of your lifestyle or do you have trouble dealing with people?

>>25584266
thanks for confirming my suspicions that you are a man pretending to be a girl on the internet for attention

>>25584331
I wouldn't know because I never have to deal with them.
Dropped out of middle school a long time ago because I was sleeping through all my classes.
The only person I talk to is my mother.

>>25584347
All girls on the internet are guys

>>25584361
this meme was never funny

>>25584360
Do you live with you mom? How do you get groceries?

>>25584367
I know it was pretty retarded sounds like it came from 9gag or some shit

I'm a 21 yo KHV female with no friends

How can I stop caring? How can I stop seeking affection through meaningless skype conversations with people who only care about my ass?

>>25584360
You didn't have to go to high school? Do you not live in the USA or something, or does your mom just not care?

>>25584398
We can have meaninless skype conversations about my autistic hobbies :^)

>>25584367
It was funny when it was true

>>25584398
You fat?

>>25584381
Yeah my mother buys them for me.
I cook for her.

>>25584399
She never cared what I did and I reckon she regrets having me.
Mother is just one of those people that you can tell has never really been happy and probably never will be.

exactly how fat and/or ugly are you?

>>25584040
If you had a boyfriend you loved, would you eat his asshole?

>>25584398
Post a pic of your ass.

>>25584422
Very ugly. Not very fat.

>>25584432
No. I wouldn't even suck his dick.
Only footjobs and missionary position.

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>>25584398
>How can I stop caring? How can I stop seeking affection through meaningless skype conversations with people who only care about my ass?

See yourself as your own person and focus more on bettering yourself by doing whatever hobby you're into. Remember that there is a constant generating stream of men that are coming of age at every moment. There will not be a shortage of men in the foreseeable future.

Same could be said about women, to be honest.

Also, don't flash your ass at everyone who wants to see it. Focus more on being attracted to personality and observe how people interact with you and what stimulates conversation.

>>25584417
What do you cook? Do you have a regular routine if things you make?

>>25584449
>Only footjobs and missionary position.
be my gf

>>25584449
Do you think you hate people so much because you've never actually had someone that cared?

Just a thought, I dont give a fuck about you and you seem fucked mentally but still having someone that cares and "loves" you is second to none.

>>25584449
Do you even want a boyfriend?

>>25584449
Do you like guys with foot fetishes?

>>25584458
Everything related to eggs. Gourmet-tier.

>>25584472
I know about people because of the internet.
I want nothing to do with them.
>having someone that cares and "loves" you is second to none.
You are an obvious cuck or just an idiot.

>>25584484
No.

>>25584491
I find it hilarious.

>>25584515
Do you want a friend?

>>25584515
Would you let him lick your feet?

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>>25584515
>You are an obvious cuck or just an idiot.

Call it whatever you want familia, I've been in a relationship with the same chick for years and we love each other.

Doesn't bother me if you stay miserable and invisible for the rest of your life, no one will miss you.

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>>25584540
Nope.

>>25584549
Maybe.

>>25584553
She fantasizes about getting gang-raped by niggers while you stand in the background jerking your tiny pencil dick.

>>25584515
Are you miserable or unhappy with your life situation?

>>25584576
>She fantasizes about getting gang-raped by niggers while you stand in the background jerking your tiny pencil dick.
What makes you think that? Is that what you fantasize about? Do you masturbate? What do you masturbate to?

>>25584576
>She fantasizes about getting gang-raped by niggers while you stand in the background jerking your tiny pencil dick.
Normie faggot btfo with truth

>>25584576
What kind of porn do you like? Or do you not like sexual stuff?

>>25584449
>Post a pic of your ass.
I just wanted a genuine answer. Sorry.

>>25584040
What makes you think you're so special that dedicate an entire topic just to people asking you things? Almost everyone on this board is a KHV with no friends, and many are NEET as well. Literally the only thing distinguishing you is that you're female. Why should anyone give a fuck? I'm sure you're an incredibly boring person, a vagina doesn't automatically make you interesting.

>>25584607
Mine was fairly genuine >>25584408

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>>25584576
>She fantasizes about getting gang-raped by niggers while you stand in the background jerking your tiny pencil dick.

She was a kv when I met her, shes loves me WAY more then I love her. Shes the clingy one.

>she can fantasize about whatever she wants, she still always in bed with me at the end of the night.

>>25584576
would you ever date a trans girl?

>>25584607
You can post your kik and we can go from there.

>>25584398
You dont, really. You thrive on attention because you lack self confidence. And not having plans and stuff to do leaves you bored with the nagging reminder you lack things to take pride in, which reinforces the low self confidence.

>>25584586
Not really. I feel bad for some of you though.

>>25584591
>>25584599
Not sexual at all. Porn makes me feel really uncomfortable.

>>25584616
>Almost everyone on this board is a KHV with no friends
I'm pretty sure 90% of /r9k/ is just underage 'normalfags'.

>>25584623
>she still always in bed with me at the end of the night.
The clock is ticking anon. It won't last forever.

>>25584629
No.

>>25584623
Jesus chest get off my fucking board you normalfaggot cuck

>>25584040
I'm Chris. How are you doing?

>>25584040
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O riginal as fuck
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>>25584664
Hi Chris. I am doing well.

>>25584647
Why do you think about suicide if you're not unhappy?

>>25584647
>The clock is ticking anon. It won't last forever.
Probably not, but who cares I live in the now and the now is pretty awesome.

>>25584687
Most people think about suicide.
It's not abnormal.
I know that must hurt your special snowflake complex so my apologies.

>>25584620
What are your hobbies/skype info?

>>25584398
>How can I stop caring?
Have your heart broken. I can help you with that, if you want.

>>25584735
>historyfag
>vidya
>yugioh
Skype is shakes32321 if you want to talk still

>>25584711
No actually most people don't think about suicide. Why are you getting hostile?

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>>25584746
This is actually a honest answer, once you get heartbroken enough you just dont care anymore.

>>25584764
I'm not hostile and you are wrong.
Basically everyone is depressed but most people are narcissists (like you).
The narcissists are very vocal about their sadness and their 'struggle'.

>>25584757
>shakes32321
Okay, added

LOL, how come you're not like the other girls haha? I mean, all the girls I know are all about drama and facebook, but you seem different *blushes*. I mean, posts on a funny site like 4chan (LOL), obviously enjoys anime. Oh my god... Do you.. feel that too? I.. I think I'm in love.. Oh man, if you tell me you like video games and pizza I may propose to you *blushes awkwardly again*. I..I would treat you well baby, anything u need or want I'd be there for you LOL. D.. Do you wanna exchange contact info? For now all I can give you is my deviantArt accoubt, coz thats for ewerywun to see LOL(gotta make sure you are real before giving you any other info.. but I know you are deep down LOL ;)). You will find that most of my artwork is a mix of romance and anime xd. Also a bit of dark stuff, I have a dark side, but dont worry, it will only come out when you are in need of my protection baby. *looks down awkwardly*. S.s.so whaz do u say?

>>25584787
Most people aren't depressed, and while everyone is selfish to a degree, very few are narcissists.

Why do you think I'm a narcissist? You say yourself that narcissists are vocal about their struggle and sadness, but what makes you think I meet that criteria?

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>>25584040

If you'd have to choose one hobby you'd have to do for eternity, what would it be and why (monetary barriers are not existant, but the other limitations still apply, like, say, the other people on the skirun, watertemperature-shifts when doing watersports or episodic release of TV-Series)

Imagein you'd have the power to instate one global law that would be binding to all countrys and would be enforced with instant precision, what would you instate (everything goes)

Why do you refuse, for now, to take part in the game of procreation and are you confident that you'll get a sufficient mate once your bilogical clock starts ticking?

If you'd be able to switch places with a male robot of the same social status, would you do it? Why, if yes.

I'm borred even though I should be working, thanks for answering if you're still here. Have a cute dogpicture, treat him as your inteviewer

>>25584948
Digital archiving.

All girls have to give footjobs upon request.

I don't give a fuck.

Obviously not.

>>25584968
>digital archiving
AKA saving and sorting pictures of cats

>>25584968
I want to hate fuck you, I hate your personality but just want to fuck the shit out of you for some reason.

>>25584968
>All girls have to give footjobs upon request.

You really are the best kind of person. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

kill yourself
pls do it

>>25584040
>female
>>>/b/
GTFO here virgin bait boy.

>>25584040

>>25584930
I'm glad you decided to ignore me

>>25584968
Why do you like footjobs so much? Why do you find it funny? Would you give me one?

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Why don't you post your tits with a timestamp?

>>25585091
Flat chest. Not even worth the effort.

>>25585069
It's funny because guys are so into it and most girls are just disgusted by it.
Wouldn't mind giving one but probably wouldn't be aroused by it at all.

>>25584983
Fucking hate cats.
I save and sort pdfs of old books and literature and other shit that's hard to find.

>>25584989
Reading this really turned me on.

>>25585003
no u

>>25585052
Because you think not everyone is suicidal.

>>25585154
>Wouldn't mind giving one but probably wouldn't be aroused by it at all.
That's fine. Do it to me, I'll come visit you. Would you be disgusted?

>>25585154
I don't judge tits based on Hollywood bullshit. All tits are beautiful.

>>25585181
>reading this really turned me on.
guess you are human after all, I still stand strong on the hate fucking.

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>>25584968

What are your reason for your quest to archive media in digital form? Are you afraid of a "Habbening" or do you like the idea of sorting what overs have carelessly uploaded and forgotten?
Do you scan books, photos, drawings etc or are you just lurking for digital copys and purely archiveing on your HD.
Do you plan to open up your collection via a site or torrent?
What's your take on Vaporwave and why do you think is it gaining more and more traction in main-stream culture
How do you feel chating and gaining attention from most likely males, eventhough you claim to not need friends and not care for sexual reproduction?
Do you see yourself as beyound society or would you say you're still in touch, just resting?
If the mental/emotional state you're in would take on a color and a shape, which would they be?
What were the monkeys saying to their dieing brethren (pic related) (provided monkeys have a way to communicate on a level similiar to ours)
Man, I should really get back to work, fug

>>25584923
Be my husbando u strong sempachi

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>>25585181
>Reading this really turned me on.
just proves you can act like the biggest bitch ever, screaming about hating everyone and not wanting friends. Yet a good fuck will do the same to you as Stacy.

>>25585336
The second one. It's purely autism. I don't browse /pol/.

No and no.

Don't know what it is but it sounds awful and gay.

I'm bored. Not feelin much of anything.

Just out of touch. Don't care for it.

Gray maybe?

"This is a dream, Mondo-san."

If you have a humiliation Fetish,
Add me to skype, Ill make you feel like a piece of shit
[email protected]

>>25585434
Hahahahah holy fuck.
>maledom@
jesus fuck kill yourself lmao

>>25584040
Do you have a penis?

muted b/c of trannies

>>25584171
>purchasing books
>not using libgen

You have a lot to learn, young NEET

>>25585482
No I have a hole.
Trannies creep me out.

Will you kill yourself when your parents die?

what's it like to pretend to be a girl on the internet, OP?

>>25585503
>No I have a hole.
Can I use it?

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>>25585555
Quads indicate that I must do so.
That's a shame.

>>25585560
Feels good man.
Actually it makes me feel really lonely. I'm not even gay or anything but it's just nice that people are talking to me.

>>25584203
Lmao nobody cares faggot

tl;dr

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>>25585430
kay, last one since my shift as a wagecuck is nearly over.

You have the power to change one thing you did in the past. The catch is, that your timeline would colapse and the now-you would stop to exist. You wouldn't be able to see what repercusions the change had. Would you change something or would you let things be the way they are?

How does "ageing" make you feel?
I've recently read "The Idiot" from Dostojevsky after the excerpts caught my ear in the movie "It Follows" (I should be paid for the amount of shilling I do) anyway, one thought that isn't leaveing me ever since is the fear of ageing or further more "wasteing" my time.

If you could stay the way you are right now in a perpetual timeloop, constantly doing the same with no personal and emotional growth, would you take the chance or would you choose the agonizing certainty of death inching ever closer with each image you archive, while you realize that nothing will be left behind to remember you by?

Did you ever try some psychodelic drugs like LSD and have you ever experienced extreme depersonalization from a drug, like Ketamin? What's your take on MDMA?

Why do I sympathize with a dog who's leg is hurt but gladly pass by a nearly frozen-to-death hobo?

And a favorite of mine, if we asume there is an allmighty god or some being, that gave the initial energy for the big bang. Could this being create a stone so heavy, that it would not be possible to lift? Does god even lift?

Anyway, cheers for takeing some time out of my wagecucking day.
also, if you're getting horny from archiveing things, take a peek at /wsg.
They continuously produce hillarious OC

>>25585661
Do nothing.

Don't care.

Don't care.

mrdgsgfse

Conditioning.

That's not how it works and no.

Well i didn't really answer anything properly.
thanks.

Why did I click on this thread?
Anyone can answer

Which country?

Totes original question.

>19 years old
>Not a virgin
>Have a job and am not dependant on anyone
>1 friend and MULTIPLE aquaintences
>Male
Ask me anything.

>>25584040

Why are you pretending to be a female?

>>25584040
Are you fat?

Yes, thick, "average", and "curvy" count as fat.

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>19 years old
>lost virginity at 15
>NEET
>All my friends are either drunks, stoners or nerds (I'm all of those)
>Male
>Depressed AF
>Came here for fish memes
>r9k still full of pepes

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>23
>NEET
>Hikikomori
>No money
>No degree
>No friends
>No hope
Wat do?

>>25588045
morning fru

>That fucking feel when no qt shutin NEET antisocial anime loving 4chan posting GF

Why even live?

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>>25584040

With all due respect, I thought these fembot/anon/female threads were banned?


MODS!

>like 200 replies
>not a single one asking for pics of her face or timestamp
You all got played.

>>25584203
you're in your early twenties and there are enough girls interested in you
fuck off