my crush finally acepted to go in a date with me. this is a glorious

Good luck you stupid fucking normie

i hope you get cucked, you fucking faggot

Channel your inner chad. Good luck and god speed fellow robot

You will stare at her dfc the entire date now youve read this post.

The curse be on you

U can doo eeeet

Don't fuck it up bro.
Don't go spaghetti mouth.
Let her flap her lips.
Good luck

>>25581804

DON'T fucking do it man! it's a scam! even IF you happened to sway her into a second date, she'll eventually leave you and you'll be miserable. just don't do it man, stay NEET and alone.

>>25581804
>Send my crush a text referring to her as "beautiful"
>She replies referring to me as "mate"

Sigh.

Well done though, OP. Good luck.

Dubs and this fag gets laid

>>25581893
Bummer.

If this is dubs we all get laid except OP.

>>25581893
>>25581926
>nobody on /r9k/ gets laid
wow im sooo surprised

>>25581893
Rolling for you OP

Good luck

you will fuck this up op

unless this is dubs then you will double fuck it up

wanna see her and rate her lads?

>>25581804
Wish I was you. Goodluck anon

>>25582043
Yes please. Is she ugly and are you just desperate?

Anyways, godspeed robot

Good luck OP. Posting for your dubs.

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>>25582074
well then, here she is

>>25582122
cute / 10

what's she like broski?

>1 hour before your date
>"Sorry anon my car broke down/my mom is sick/some other bullshit excuse". Next time k?

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>be me
> have qt 3.14 oneitis
> confess my deepest feels
> "oh sorry Anon I don't know what to say"
> lefriendzone.jpg
> get baked
> bring it up to her
> " I can't commit to a relationship
> take the hint
> quit talking to her
> receive text a few months later "hey anon can we talk?"
> awwww shieeeetttt
> confesses she has liked me for over a year and wants to date
>shitscash.jpg
> go on gr8 d8
> date for almost a month b4
> "I can't do it Anon I can't fall for u and then leave u b/c I have to go to college soon"
> all the feels
> moral of the story dating your oneitis can thoroughly fuck your shit Senpai desu chan

>>25582459
>everything goes better than expected
>then she moves away
it's like life wants us to be robots

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>>25582459
oh man, don't give me those feels now, i need hope.

i just want to date my crush and hear her playing the violin for me

>>25582518
I might just be bitter having been rubbed the wrong way, but I just don't want you to get hurt like I was.

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>>25581804
>my crush finally acepted to go in a date with me
#wastehistime2016

>>25582484
I never dated anyone b4 or after. I worry I will be alone my whole life or that no one will make me feel the way she did, when we were together.

What's the plan, OP?

You got a plan. right?

How are you going to fill 1hr+ of uninterrupted conversation?

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>>25581804
NEET lyfe 4 lyfe