Post your favorites, link related. Some dumb bitch knocked out self out on a water-slide.
>"Pfft was dis beta know bout nothing, i['ma srong woymn who need no man
>"AHHH DIS IS SO FUN"
>Stands up and walks
Watch it all, it's fucking hilarious.
>Cycling into town to pick up some new manga
>On the edge of the lane, heavy traffic so I can't change lanes
>Guy starts beeping his horn at me
>Swerves around me
>Feel surge of adrenaline and shout "fucking idiot"
>He stops and pulls along side me and shouts "GO TO THE SIDE"
>I say "I am on the side"
>he screams "I COULD SWERVE AND KNOCK YOU DOWN"
>smile and laugh at him
Felt alpha as fuck... Why are all drivers normies?
nobody posted this classic
Knew what it was goin be before I even clicked it.
Because they are a bunch of fucking cry babies. I don't remember the last time i cried.
Not even when i low-sided my motorcycle at 100km/h+ and went straight into a curb, snapped my wrist, and went flying into a tree back first. While this cunt shit her self because she banged her poor little head.
based robot goes around filming normies until they fucking explode
I once pushed my stepbrother and he fell backwoods into the ledge of a window. Knocked him out and he was shaking on the floor for about 3-4 seconds. Got straight up, didn't make no pussy noises, nothing of the likes. Ended up getting stitches. Didn't even have a single drop of water in his eye.
You must be a women.
Involuntary. I was just trying to tell my dad that I was alright but I could hardly speak clearly. It wasn't half hour it was like 5 minutes I guess until I got my shit back together.
No, you're just a gigantic faggot and there's no backpedaling now. Pop that tampon back in your pussy. Not even my brother who got stitches and was legitimately having a seizure like thing on the floor was as big of a bitch as you were. And we were about 14-15.
You're definitely a female.
>I wasn't sobbing, I just couldn't speak properly for a few minutes.
Shut the fuck up you backpedaling sack of shit; >>25583223
> I kept doing the same "wwuuuuuuhhh" zombie-like sound for like half an hour or so.
You must have had a cock in your mouth for that "half and hour or so"
Brain injuries can make people act differently. It doesn't matter if your a woman or not, you make not be able to piece words together.
Some people get a concussion and are fine. Some people get right back up.
Calling him a pussy for slurring words is like calling someone a pussy for having a seizure after the same thing, it can't be helped.
Wow. How butthurt can someone be about a female?
I've never seen anyone who fell backwards and hit their head start saying bullshit like "wuhhh" for half an hour. Even those who ended up with fractured skulls.
You're a fucking faggot.
I'd say something back of similar nature, but i wouldn't want you to start getting nightmares and end up falling into a coma. After all you couldn't think straight and was speaking nonsense for half an hour or so.
>That didn't even make any sense you fucking retard.
Did you tap your head again, you little butterfly? Poor little girl! Come back in like 30 minutes or so when you can think straight.
>sexual prime of women at 35
I'd give you a snickers if you know what i mean, but i heard it's not good to give people food straight after a concussion since after-all you did tap your head on that pillow of yours again!
Poor little butterfly.
Yeah, I'll have to wait until your dad and his lover Tyrone finish filling your holes up. But even then i won't touch you in fear of catching some sort of disease.
So that's what this stray dog here is for, you.
You must've tapped your head again, except this time you've tapped it on the stray dogs dick i brought you, and ended up knocking yourself out and somehow now have borderline personality disorder 9Funny how things work). But i guess that's what happens when your skull and brain are as strong as a boiled egg out of it's shell.
I wonder what other sort of personalities you've got under that sleeve of yours.
Not really 2bh. Low test bicbois like yourself would only be able to physically hurt a normie. The real trick is to break their willpower and fuck with their head, so that they always feel bad no matter what.
>it is ok when the government films you
>it is bad when a good wholesome citizen films you
if he didn't target homeless people I would believe he was making an important point and wasn't an attention whore
Dumb bitch thinks shes hard enough to stop a fight, falls and knocks herself out.
nigger viewers beware.
Fucking bitch looked the wrong way when crossing! What was she thinking?
Why did she look right and not left, into the direction of oncoming traffic?
Reminds me of a girl I saw step right out into a crossing when the greenman came up even though an ambulance was about to speed down the road. an old man grabbed her by the bag and pulled her back to the pavement and bollocked her.
It's rare by themselves, because they know they will end up in a body-bag.
>dresses and looks exactly like the Russian girls here
yeah OK, because you just walk right across knowing cars travel on that road and don't stop to check? How fucking stupid can people be in this day and age, natural selection at work.
Classic /r9k/ right here.
He literally paralyses her for a moment. Fucking girl had it good all her life probably. Time to taste reality.
>hey babe, check this out
Why are both of you such faggots?
Abnormal speech and slurring are a symptom of some head injuries, depending on what part of the brain is damaged. It won't happen in every case.
Jesus fucking christ.
>taking out the candy aisle
no, not like this
What about cursing? I one hit my head really bad as i fell backwards down the stairs, all i said was "aah shit" , seems like it's rare, usually when i see that people are silent propably of surprisement and shock or make siren noises, talking seems rare
pretty sad really
he's like 8 and looks like a fucking goob
he was probably just "playing" gangsta and didn't really get it
at least he learned his lesson early so he can go on to be a decent human being, because there's no way any bullet could penetrate those giant fucking gums
You sound just like a dumb macho nigger. Shouldn't you be going to collect your welfare check?
I usually make a loud AARGH sound as soon as my head hits the floor followed by a swear word, afterwards i am fine, you mean people who are frightened by what happened to them they couldn't speak anymore? (Could't watch the vids, am on phone)
People weren't talking about the girl in the video. Some dumb bitch said she banged her head (Didn't get stitches or anything so it wasn't serious nor did she go hospital) and was making blabbering noises and shit for half an hour or "more". That's who everyone was laughing at.
Prepare yourselves, got a few webms/gifs to post.
>destroys more shit
>"now open this door"
it doesnt work like that
We should do these kind of threads elsewhere.
Has anyone else noticed how much better this board becomes after midnight, especially around 2-7am US time?
It's when NEETs and actual robots start posting while wagies and other normalfags are asleep or getting ready for work and college.
I wish it was like this throughout the day.
oh fuck fuck fuck
I ain't watching that again
Wite bois getting btfo
>whore blaming males for being "materialistic"
>whore then goes on about muh spirituality
Both parties are overreacting here.
The former skinhead in the car has anger problems, and the pussy on the bike was just looking for trouble. "I'm going to report you to the police" just shows how much of a cuck he is.
She sounds like she had a lobotomy, you must have a damaged brain yourselves if you think that is how a crying woman sounds like.
>Inb4 b-but shut yourself with a tampon you white knight pussy faggot LOL im trying to get off from laughing at women being stupid and whiny, where do you think you are xD
Then at least try to find a better example instead of going full retard you mongoloids.
>some poor autistic robot gets murdered on video
>normies come on r9k and make fun of him
Why is this show so popular?
i watched it with a couple of normies who thought it was the second coming for anime. im not shitting on your tastes, im genuinely just wondering what people see in this show?
>Implying low resolution cameras that don't record sound put solely for security purposes are the same as some guy filming you from 2 feets for who knows what reason.
I bet this guy is a ''sovereign citizen''.
lel it's like pepe in reality
Actually despite that being funny as fuck (dat pepe scream before the final blow lel) it's actually him being a complete cunt, you can see the dad in the middle, he's just out having fun with his two girls and this prick comes along and ruins it
>remember a party I attended before becoming a failed normie
>some fat slob of a dude jacked my buddy's alcohol
>friend proceeded to record the guy and say nothing until he lost his shit
>tried to knock my friend out.
holy shit that's hot, sluts being btfo makes me horny
Compilation of Roasties getting BTFO
yeah well the faggots shouldn't have braked on a coaster like that
im pretty sure they space out the riders so that things like this wont happen, but they must have just been slow as fuck and looking at the pretty trees, when the next guy who wants to actually get his money's worth and go fast came up behind them
I'd want to go fast too, and those faggots blocking my way would irritate the fuck out of me
guy did nothing wrong
>you're the one taking alimony
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH THAT FUCKING FINISHER
B T F O
Holy fucking shit. I could watch hours of footage like that and still crave for more. It's like he is painting a very precise and unprejudiced caricature of contemporary society. Extremely comfy shit with a cup of latte and some bread and butter.
the sad thing is that even after getting blown the fuck out of the water, those women will undoubtedly continue to believe that they are right and the guy was just a bitter fag who cant get laid or something
>"yeh put your seatbelt on"
>"put YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT"
Kek, it's one of the main advantages of living here desu, every day I see something really fucking strange. I've travelled a fair bit and it never compares
Yesterday I saw a homeless man throwing bakewell tarts at some people at a bus stop
Another day in Bongland
have you ever seen drunk mussies in London?
holy fucking shit its comedy gold
The best part of this video is all the idiots who don't understand the law. Not sure about Europe, but in the United States, so long as he is filming on public property, and he isn't recording anything in an area where there is an expectation of privacy, he isn't breaking any laws. One could argue this qualifies as harassment. However, it's mostly the "victims" who initiate the antagonizing behavior, so this case is tenuous at best.
10/10 video. Would watch again.
this is the funniest shit i've seen on 4chan in a long time, thankyou based anon
>Dumb bitch thinks shes hard enough to stop a fight
Watched it on mute, but from what i see she wanted to stop the guy she cares about from getting hurt further, so i'm sure it was instinctive. I would find it funnier if she actually participated in the fight and not just tried to stop it.
Anyway the way she layed on there in her high school slutty outfit was really hot.
He's closing his eyes and kind of falling half-asleep because he feels so good and having excellent feels and even vivid beautiful daydreams, but he's scared of falling all the way asleep and not breathing/getting arrested so he keeps jerking himself awake.
Road raging normies always getting mad over cyclists. Literally all normalfags hate your bicycle because their shitty driving skills are tested and they often fail, get angry and look like an asshole just like that video.
You can imagine a fit smug pepe on a speedy looking bicycle in front of the overweight rage/crying wojak in his cage. I might just make some use out of my MSPaint skills today.
>not holding your head up instinctively when you fall
>fucking plebs man
How come people don't do that shit?
I do it constantly when i fall, just bend your head forward instead of going all ragdoll...
>makes millions of zloty every month playing vidya
hopefully he gets permanent brain damage or something
Some guy did something similar when I took my kid ice skating for the first time. He was only 3 and this try hard fuckboy blasts by him,knocking him over.
We've been dating for six years now
It's actually fairly mediocre, but most people are unfamiliar with battle shonen (it claims to be seinen but it might as well be battle shonen) so they think it's better than it is, in reality even Naruto is a better series. Watch Hunter X Hunter.
funny as fuck
>dat look on her face when she realised she is locked in
also: how does this even work? gas station can just lock their doors even for people from the inside? what if there is a fire? people cant get out?
>Is that what it says in the highway code?
>No, it says KNOCK YOU CUNTS OVER
What she means is that's when women are most sexually active. Which is true. Well, it's actually around 37, but yeah. Your body is aware it's about to hit menopause, so it increases your sex drive and you want to fuck a lot. In men it's 17 btw.
God damned degenerates getting everything they deserve
When I first found this woman, I watched her YouTube channel for hours.
>not keeping her lying down and moving her into the recovery position is necessary
>not calling an ambulance
Are these police completely untrained or just retarded?
>I'm having an anxiety attack
I'm sorry how exactly is not going to lake causing you anxiety? Oh, I see. Seeing as you're a whale, you have a fear of being on land for a prolonged amount of time.
>this man could be hiding in your septic tank right this moment, living in your shit
>normies complaining in the jewtube comments
Love how the cops know their fucking law and out-lawyer kids on the side of a highway. You thought putting a camera in their faces would show them up for the pigs that they are, right?
alpine coaster 1 has crashed
His guys autism has transcended social anxiety to a plane of social misunderstanding I did not think possible. I wouldn't have the balls to do this but I don't know if a total lack of understanding of social convention qualifies as balls.
lets not forget the most incredible skateboarding fail of all
4:23 officer is based
We need more cops like him.
>Schools this nigga on the law
>Answers his questions without getting super aggressive off the bat
>Has incredible patience with this faggot before having to break the window
>Records back so he has his own perspective of the incident
Model cop right there. Promote that nigga
Most times I take the cyclist's side, because motorists usually drive like crazed lunatics around cyclists, but the driver did literally nothing wrong there. Cyclist is just looking for internet fame.
>"My sister went to the hospital and got x-rayed. She was only bruised."
>SHUT OFF THE RIDE
>eats cement trying to chase the cameraman