What's the most beta thing you ever did?
>continued to orbit girl in high school after she stood me up twice when I asked her to the movies, and made me a third wheel on another movie date
>qt 8/10 introduced to me at a gathering of sorts
>"Anon, this is femanon"
>"Hi, i'm anon"
>realize i did jazz hands during my introduction and try to save
>"and i do jazz hands apparently"
>conversation over, i go stand by myself again
That was when i realized i'll never have sex
>most beta thing you ever did
went to r9k
posted this greenstory
>girl friendzoned me
>told her I wasn't into this
>eventually gave in (her being a tomboy, not that hot, I thought)
>she blossoms into a real semen demon
>I get very attached
>lose at a game opposite her latest bf
>all sit on a bench watching next match
>she sits on him
>grinds, grinds, grinds, facing him
instead of saying something like "go get a fucking room", or leave, I
5 minutes later
>stop pretending I don't care
>start to watch as it's getting more intense
>feet something in me die (we were so close), with the power of one thousand suns
>scar tissue that I wish you saw
>really hitting it off
>trying to figure out my moves
>how will I see the titty
>sends pic with with friend
>turns out she has a guy over
>"me and chad are gonna go anon, have a great night!"
>go to bed
>go to work next day to an 11 hour shift
>fall asleep in Tims during my lunch break
>never talked to her again
felt => *feet => *feel
didn't mean to add a foot fetish to this already pathetic story
yeah, could have been worse, I guess
but my pattern is my crushes tend to date nice guys. One crush even got tired of my whining once, she told me listen, I really can't help you, but what you're telling me reminds me a lot of my ex-bf, so I'll give you his number, you should call him. (he did call me, very nice)
>ask girl I'm into if she wants to come over to play a new videogame I had told her about that she seemed into
>"sounds fun anon, can I bring my friend?"
>say yes thinking it'll be me with two girls
>friend is a guy
>next day they announce relationship on facebook
I'm a good listener, wannabe therapist.
2 girls told me that meeting me, and me being into them, was a determining factor of how they managed to grow out of self-doubt and date Chad.
>they didn't pay me for the session.
>cousins convinced me to go drinking with them
>see a qt who I sat next to in some classes but never even spoke to
>she comes up and says hi and that she remembers me
>before I can respond, sudden feeling in chest like when you see a crush but 10x worse
>she asks if im ok, I say yeah and that I fainted cos I saw her
>she laughs and seems a little flattered and talks to me for a bit, and says we should talk again sometime
>never spoken to her since
I dont have facebook or anything like that and I dont really want to go to a pub again. so probably. I considered asking my cousins if they knew her so I could contact her but always decided against it
I think some girls like it when they know that a guy is very nervous because of them, but overcomes the fear, it's refreshing because every day they're approached by Chad I-don't-give-a-shit McChad.
Now all you can do is play the awkward card to the fullest.
Asked 2 girls out on facebook, of course they declined.
The second one was alpha though I had no other way to contact her (would of not been a pussy given the choice) and I knew she would probably say no, I just had no shits to give.
>qtpi girl asks me if i want to get ice cream
>without thinking ask if she'll pay since i have no money
>realize how badly i've fucked up
>she makes up weak excuse and says she can't go anymore
>pretend to believe it cause i hate myself for being so beta
>and ends up going out with a different guy that same day who later pumped and dumped her
>had massive crush on a friend when I was 16
>me and her were hanging about
>she needed a place to stay, so I offer to let her stay at mine
>she tells me her boyfriend was cheating on her
>still too much of a pussy to try anything
>let her sleep in my double bed whilst I was on the floor
>tfw she probably would of had revenge sex with me
i probably could have borrowed some money from someone or something. that was like 4 years ago. if i had known how everything since then would turn out i probably would have beaten up an old woman and stolen her purse to have that chance again