PULL OUT ANON! DON'T DO IT INSIDE! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
OH SHIT I'LL SUCK IT ALL OUT JUST WAIT A MINUTE
ANON STOP! YOUR TONGUE IS PUSHING IT DEEPER!
I'LL GET THE PLUNGER JUST HOLD ON I NEED TO WASH THE SHIT OFF IT FIRST
>tfw got girl pregnant when I lost my virginity
>tfw she sent me this yesterday
ANON THAT'S FUCKING GROSS! ITS TOO LATE! I CAN FEEL IT OOZING THROUGH MY CERVIX!
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT LELOUCH
THE CUM MUST REMAIN INSIDE
fuck off senpai this snek thread is the hardest I've smiled in a long time
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ANON?! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
my one regret is that I have boneitis
Breathe, and take a step back.
You're 10 years old, you have sky high dreams of becoming anything you could dream of.
Fast forward to this moment.
You're taking part in a story fueled purely by the power of cum. Someone, unfortunately got splurged into. This is worrisome, as there may be an unwanted child.
The main protagonist, named "Guy who came in her" tries to slurp it up with his fucking mouth. She weeps and cries for him to stop, his tongue is only making it worse.
The MC then goes to wash off a shitty plunger in order to fully vacate the seamen infested vaginal orifice.
She's disgusted by the plunger idea. The cum has reached depths at which nothing can reach.
The MC then decides the only choice is to kill her.
Jesus fucking Christ.
WHEN DID WE INVITE A THIRD PARTY INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP
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