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PULL OUT ANON! DON'T DO IT INSIDE! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
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>>25578378
OH SHIT I'LL SUCK IT ALL OUT JUST WAIT A MINUTE
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
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>>25578378
pls dont remind me of this feel
>I will never know this
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>>25578400
ANON STOP! YOUR TONGUE IS PUSHING IT DEEPER!
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>>25578378
>*Teleports behind pussy*
Spluuuuuuuurt
>*Nothing personnel kunt*
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>>25578426
I'LL GET THE PLUNGER JUST HOLD ON I NEED TO WASH THE SHIT OFF IT FIRST
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>tfw got girl pregnant when I lost my virginity
>tfw she sent me this yesterday
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tfw massive creampie fetish and no gf


I wonder if I'll ever actually have sex
probably not, though
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>>25578463
ANON THAT'S FUCKING GROSS! ITS TOO LATE! I CAN FEEL IT OOZING THROUGH MY CERVIX!
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>>25578378

>tfw not going to take responsibility
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>>25578530
THEN I HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION LEFT
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I'm pretty sure if you fill her vag up with rice it'll suck it all up and she won't get pregnant.
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>>25578530
just use a turkey baster
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>>25578570
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT LELOUCH

THE CUM MUST REMAIN INSIDE
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>>25578378
>>25578400
>>25578426
>>25578463
>>25578530
>>25578570
>>>/a/
Not here robots
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>>25578605
fuck off senpai this snek thread is the hardest I've smiled in a long time
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>>25578488
At least you can laugh about it
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>>25578570
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ANON?! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
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>>25578661
NOT FOR LONG BITCH
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>>25578735
NO ANON! LET ME GO! UNTIE ME!
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>>25578735
my one regret is that I have boneitis
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Breathe, and take a step back.

You're 10 years old, you have sky high dreams of becoming anything you could dream of.

Fast forward to this moment.

>>25578378

You're taking part in a story fueled purely by the power of cum. Someone, unfortunately got splurged into. This is worrisome, as there may be an unwanted child.
>>25578426
>>25578400

The main protagonist, named "Guy who came in her" tries to slurp it up with his fucking mouth. She weeps and cries for him to stop, his tongue is only making it worse.

>>25578463

The MC then goes to wash off a shitty plunger in order to fully vacate the seamen infested vaginal orifice.

>>25578530

She's disgusted by the plunger idea. The cum has reached depths at which nothing can reach.

>>25578570

The MC then decides the only choice is to kill her.

Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>25578920
WHEN DID WE INVITE A THIRD PARTY INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP
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>>25578920
No main character killed himself to avoid child support. And it was glorious.
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>>25578920
Honestly kyohai, this is the best shit i've seen in a while. It's so pure. I normally cringe at this sort of thing, but I really laughed this time. It's great.
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