>tfw you have so many clothes and nothing to wear
>tfw you realize you have no hobbies besides drinking with friends and shitposting on 4chan
>tfw you realize you will never be rescued by Prince Charming
>Implying prince charming would even look at a non virgin
>>tfw you realize you will never be rescued by Prince Charming
>Turns out there were plenty of prince charming's.
>They do shit for the girls they like because they like the girls, want to see them happy and want to see them smile.
>Open doors, pay for dates and get married.
>Coulda been happily ever afters.
>But prince charming got labelled a misogynist.
>everything he ever did was another excuse for a bitch to lash out.
>Reality hit fantasy, hard. The prince lost his charming and became his own damned king.
>And bitches complain about how charming is gone, and how they want him back but the king is smart because he knows they just complain again.
That's the real story. The fairy tale was believing women could ever appreciate a man.
>women feel the need to make their own feels thread
>just to make their existence known
>just to get attention from internet autists
kill yourselves you human disasters
Honestly, what's an early 20's person supposed to do to get a job if they have no work experience?
I apply, but don't get called in for interviews. I don't have a lot of social skills. Although I would like to get called in for a job interview, I get mild anxiety attacks thinking about them. I'm seriously considering streaming on Twitch because I'm desperate.
>yawn very audibly, turn it into some kind of scream at some point
>get out of bed and almost trip over my MLP pyjama
>put on trenchcoat and fedora
>it can barely contain my folds
>it's 8 am, have to get to school
>the moment I arrive, I wait at the school entrance
>scanning... scanning... targeted locked, 9/10 Stacy with her friend
>stand near the door all this time, conveniently ignoring anyone who isn't this Stacy
>the time draws near
>Stacy and friends walk up to the stairs
>I get into action and, while snickering and making uncanny noise through my nose which has a faint resemblance to laughter, skip towards the door with the grace of a diabetic hippopotamus
>open the door while making eye contact with Stacy, posing with such proud that you would almost forget that you're still wearing your MLP pyjamas underneath your trenchcoat
>Stacy and friends just burst out in laughing, calling you a fucking creepy nerd and promptly turn around to find a different entrance
>despair and disappointment suddenly washes over your face, before it slowly molds into anger and rapid, tantrum anticipating breathing
>you aggressively throw the door shut, right into the face of the poor, shy 3/10 girl who just wants to get through school for the sake of education. She'd want to say something, but is too afraid you will potentially just murder her without any provocation, just because you're an unstable sack of shit
>disregarding the fact you should be studying instead, you stomp all the way home while holding back tears
>once you arrive, you don't bother to put on any clothes
>you get on your PC
>you open r9k
>you open this thread
>you post this autistic reply and expect people to ever take your bitter, autistic, manchild self serious
And that's the story about how /r9k/ manbabies are born.
do you ask them how they think you look or something? or do they just tell you that you are ugly? if you are trapping them and they are honest then that's kind of shitty on your part. but if they just shit on you for no reason i'd tell them to fuck off too.
They will call for people are obviously more social. They usually call in highschool students. People in their early 20's with no work experience are huge red flags.
"oh, it's just some lazy guy who can't even make eye contact that's only applying here because his mommy is forcing him to look for work or else he gets kicked out of the basement! If he hasn't gotten a job by the age of 17, he's probably not that ambitious in the first place"
>autist with stickfigure arms is last guy on the other team
>if you catch a ball your entire team comes back in (casul rules) so autist is obligated to try and catch one
>easy lob bounces right off his hands
>autist starts crying and goes to bitch to gym teacher
>says his hand is broken
>gym teacher tells him it doesn't look that bad
>teacher lets him sit out until his mom shows up and takes him to the hospital
>autist is back in class 2 periods later, hand is totally fine
>selling weeb figures on facebook
>boy buys from me
>I think he's cutie
>leave a message in the package saying he's cute and we should talk more often
>he never responds
I don't think the advice was bad, it's just that I'm bad.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
Having a lot of clothing but nothing to wear is a contradiction, you retarded subhuman.
If you have nothing else to do with your worthless existence but consuming the idiotic social-juice and starting onlien conversations just for the sake of it, you are a worthless creature and should commit suicide.
Prince Charming hates you and would rape you with his sword, you rancid swine.
>share a flat with stacys
>have to nod and smile and pretend that I relate while they go on about having sex with randoms at the gym and hooking up with other girls while drunk
Save me from this hell. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up until my cover gets blown
>Ate chicken for dinner
>Half the chicken left on plate
>Cat sneaks on bed and steals the chicken
>Put the chicken back on the plate
>Cat says fuck it and takes the whole piece of chicken, jumps onto the floor and chows down
>Cat flashes me shit-eating look the whole time
>Never got to finish my chicken
>This happens twice a week
Look at this tiny shitlord
I ask and observe, the truth always comes out. kek.
People treat people they think are prettier better. The friends that view me as cute treat me a lot nicer. I don't like friends who think I'm ugly or otherwise average looking.
Her name is Lucina she's 15 has no teeth and tries to suffocate you at 4 AM via face sitting
>tfw lucked out and none of my femfriends are this vapid and shallow
Feels good mang
I do have pitifully average friends who think they're the shit but they don't expect me to compliment them wew lad
it's true. there's a bias towards attractive people being "angels" or something. it's kind of bullshit. i was talking with some chick i know and she said something related to height of me and another guy and thought he was taller when i actually am taller, probably because he is older and more attractive. also other shit like people thinking my prettyboy friend is smarter than me when i'm actually the one working on advanced degrees and he admits to being not smart.
i don't care how friends judge my attractiveness. i just notice that they are shit friends eventually and stop trying to talk to them. after so many times of them making excuses to not hang out or ignoring me i just don't talk to them anymore.
People do treat average and bad looking people differently than how they treat people they consider cute, pretty, or even beautiful. Look at the way you describing your average friends.
I'm not shallow at all, I just like to feel good and be treated decently like every human beings. At least I admit it. Fuck.
Also, when they perceive you as attractive they're more likely to do more favors for you and act closer. It's biased and wrong but people do that either unconsciously or consciously.
lmfao I adopted her from a neglectful owner who didn't want her, he had her for three years after his wife died and couldn't interact with her because she reminded him too much of his wife, cat got lonely and starved for attention for three years straight
When I finally got her all her teeth were rotted and she had a gum infection from not being taken care of, so we had all her teeth surgically removed and we feed her wet food
I have no idea how the fuck she eats the chicken honestly she just goes for it I think she's magic
Less so with same sex friends I think, since girls tend to be like "oh well she's nice anyway!". But it's far, far, more apparent with opposite sex friends. Lel I don't even bother. I notice how they get more distant and colder when they find out you're not pretty to them. Fuck them.
>tfw sudden moisture in pants
>not sure if discharge or period
>out in public with no toilets nearby
>cover ass with jacket
>try to subtly check my ass for stains without anyone noticing
>rub my ass to see if it feels damp from the outside
>School trip to SeaWorld
>eating ice cream and watching seals with bf
>bf stretches while eating ice cream and I do the same thing
>slight leg spread
>"oh my fucking god"
>look at bf confused
>completely bled through pants
>blood on sidewalk where I'm sitting
>didn't bring a change of clothes
>honestly too happy with ice cream to give a shit
>spent the rest of the day fucking with the dolphins because they could smell the blood
>tfw tits are saggy and the undersides rub uncomfortably against my stomach if i dont wear a bra
>tfw despite getting fitted for a bra, my tits have no internal support so they pool at the bottom of the cups so theres a huge gap at the tops
the only way I've got a job is to physically go there and talk to HR at where ever you wanna work, if you spend like three minutes talking to them it's really easy to get a job cause then you have the hiring team on your side as long as you're charismatic
Any qt girls here?
How do you deal with all the attention? I've lost some weight and I've found that people are looking at me more. I don't like this but I don't know how to deal with it. I was always left alone or ignored and now guys at uni are starting to talk to me. I hate it.
>my tits have no internal support so they pool at the bottom of the cups so theres a huge gap at the tops
What kind of hentai do you like, Doj? 2D never does anything for me
step 1: stop fucking eating 1,000 calories over your TDE (total daily expenditure)
step 2: eat LESS than your TDE (for example, 500 calories)
step 3: lose literally a pound a week
It's honestly not fuckng hard.
inb4 MUH CONDISHUNS
2 weeks isn't enough time for noticeable change. You're weight fluctuates around a couple of pounds throughout the day. It could easily look like you gained weight depending on time of day you measured. Try measuring only morning weight.
>tfw no righteous army of god to devastate with cowardly tactics
I just want to power trip a bit, you know, like order servants to fight to the death or let my evil husband go around banging bitches so long as I get to have them thrown off the city walls once they start showing.
>let my evil husband go around banging bitches so long as I get to have them thrown off the city walls once they start showing.
>yfw you found a femanon you want to stay
>as long as you're charismatic
Osomatsu is the only show that carried over from last season. I'm gonna marathon all the first episodes of this season this weekend and decide what to watch from there. Definitely watching assclass and dagashi kashi,
So fembots, How do I know if a chick just wants my money? Its my only fear in the world, I fuck everything up because the fear.
I'm only 22 and Its such a big fear that I drive the family Tahoe on dates because If they see my car it will just scream money...
>probably the totally wrong board to ask but still gonna try
These threads would be 100% better if dudes just shut the fuck up and let le women talk about stuff so more stuff is women stuff and i don't have to read any sad bullshit about some fuckwit with a small penis being lonely anymore.