"$700 MILLION" JACKPOT

>>25574663
Powerball, the eternal stupid person tax.

>>25574663
if i had a jew for every jackpot i didn't hit

>>25574705
>>25574705
>hurr durr only stupid people waste money on the lottery or "stupid people tax" as I like to call it
*goes out and buys liquor, new model car, expensive clothes, food that taste good, video games, movies, cigarettes, etc*

>>25574779
lol don't be so butthurt you normalfag child.
All that shit a person can enjoy.

If you actually were intelligent enough to understand the odds of winning the powerball you would understand it is a money sink only stupid people would fall for.

>>25574779
Things a man can enjoy. Lottery is just dreaming.

>>25574779
>liquor can be consumed for pleasure
>car can be used for transportation and leisure
>expensive clothes can be worn and used to attract mates
>food that tastes good literally directly imparts pleasure
>videogames offer hours upon hours of leisure return on their initial investment
>movies offer a few hours of leisure
>cigarettes are a form of leisure

>....

>lottery tickets...are expected to be worth less than their initial investment, provide no entertainment, no product, only false hope

>>25575053
> thinks there is no enjoyment from buying a ticket and imagining
>doesn't realize how it's all the same

>>25575112
>>25574663
Only old white people win the lotto. Pretty sure most of them are scams anyways

>>25575112
I've seen pathetic lotto fuckers drop 50-100 bucks a day on that shit. At least drinking or a fine meal is worth it.

>>25574779
>trying to defend playing the lottery by giving examples of other stupid behaviour

There's a reason you're poor.

You should get premium bonds nigga. Even if you don't win big on them, your winnings will still average out to the equivalent interest of a decent savings account, and you can get your money back if you want rather than just pissing it away on losing tickets.

>>25575173
Can confirm, my grandparents won $350k.

>>25574663
Why aren't any of these threads about dreaming of doing nice things or even organizing a 4chan lotto pool? You guys are salty on a biblical scale.

In fact, every lotto thread is like ever christfag thread. It's simply basket full of fedoras.

He literally looks like professional Smash Bros Melee player, "Leffen"

>>25574663
>700, 428 cash value
is that value after taxes, or a deduction due to something else?