QUICK >Have a free place >Decide to invite over slutty

>>25574621
She wants to bring her female friend to use as a shield to not have sex with you.

Ignore her and she'll probably text you begging to hang out and will forget about her friend in the process; if not, you won't have wasted anything by ignoring her.

>threesome
she's bringing a friend so she won't have to be alone with you you colossal sperg

>>25574664
Yeah, figured as much. But the optimist in me likes to jump to best case scenario. Fuck it.

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>>25574664
>>25574676
>>25574695
>posts on r9k
>thinks hell get a threesome from a girl he MADE OUT WITH THREE YEARS AGO
>best case scenario
Mysides.org

>>25574676
Haha, I know, what kinda loser would want to have sex? Sex is for dweebs amirite xD.

>>25574841
Weirder things have happened to me, my man. It's not outside the realm of possibility.

>THREE YEARS AGO
I never specified, hombre.

>>25574914
I chokefucked a married gypsy in the backseat of my buddies Camry while she blew me. I knew her for two hours. Don't tell me "stranger things have happened".
You are not going 2 have a 3sum. Sry. Fug u ur a maxsperg.

>>25574914
>Haha, I know, what kinda loser would want to have sex? Sex is for dweebs amirite xD.
oh my god look at you tactically missing the point
most autistic thing i've read all year, well done you

>>25574914
a couple implies a minimum of 2 so 3 is pretty generous of him

>Haha, I know, what kinda loser would want to have sex? Sex is for dweebs amirite xD.
you just out of the blue invited her over to your place and refused to come without her friend so much that you had to reschedule multiple times

she needs backup to alleviate the awkwardness without completely shitting on you by just not showing up

they're two fucking girls anon, they dont need this invite to get laid

>>25574621
Just let her bring the friend over. It's the only chance you have of getting her there.

>>25575016
I think he got the point, he was just pointing out the fact that you called him a colossal sperg.

>>25575035
>you just out of the blue invited her over to your place and refused to come without her friend so much that you had to reschedule multiple times

My excuse was that I didn't even know the other girl, and I was really allowed to let people in my dad's place while he was gone in the first place. But I get your point.

>they're two fucking girls anon, they dont need this invite to get laid

True. So, fuck it then. I'm not about to give up my weed for no reason.

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>>25574621
what this picture does to my dick is too fucking much.
I have places to be and I want to rub one the fuck out

>>25575222
>>25575222
*wasn't
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>>25575222
sry m8

maybe one day we ll all live the dream

>>25574621
or you can just fuck off out of here your normalfaggot nigger

>>25575268
Eh, I'm good. I got a bowl packed, a couple brews and I'm watching some Samurai Champloo. Plus some of my mates are coming over later to make edibles, so I have a pretty good night planned. Cheers.