Last risk thread was rather interesting, let's start a new one!
Sorry if I missed any, shit's difficult but i'm getting the hang of it i think
If you guys think you can go faster than me then feel free to take over OPing, just give the word beforehand.
Alrighty, up to you fampai.
I'll join in later.
...Maybe we should have 3 minute rounds, and a round limit to make it easy on the OP?
I feel kinda bad for OP, because he works so hard to provide this actual fun environment.
Round 6, Stalemate in the East Coast edition
GET OUT OF THE MIDWEST FILTHY TEA FUCK
NORMIES GET OUT DIE DIE DIE
ONWARD HO, TO NORTH DAKOTA!
I not attack you fo now but I, no want move south.
Expanda to Montana
Sounds fair. I say we move west and give those chads a little what for.
>Head into colorado
ADVANCE ON THE BRITS, LET'S GO LADS
Continue expanding into colorado
Is Martin Shkreli still around?
Also Gooks, be warned, your presence in America is not looked upon favorable by the Joint Chiefs of Staff
yu betta wartch out whit boi!
Fill into Colrado
How barbaric. Nothing can beat the queens own.
Glorious Gooks - help me out in destroying this brits. You go in from south while I move up, we'll strangle them. After all, you have the superior tea, don't let them get away with thinking they're better or something, uncultured swine they are
Round 11, 4 minute limit rule introduced edition, not to be mean just so it doesn't take FOREVER, I mean you guys are good and fast just in case though
>A wide advance towards the Undodgable Rodge nation
Let's have a repeat of pic related shall we chaps
Oh look, another one
This time I wont forget ok
I'LL CUT YOU RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE BRITFAG
GOOKS, NOW IS THE TIME. TOGETHER, WE END THE BRITISH. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS CRUICIAL IN THIS ENDEVOR
FUCK I POSTED THE OTHER GAME REEEE
IM SORRY DONT HATE MEEEE
PIERCE THICKLY INWARDS INTO BRITLAND
ADVANCE ON UTAH
W H E W, gooks suddenly expanded
>INTO THE LINES WE GO MEN, ADVANCE INTO RODGER
SURRENDER NOW OR GET FUCKED BY MY RICH INCEL COCK, YOU FILTHY BONG-DONG TEA-FAGGING COCKLORDS
wait, I rolled an 18 and he had a 20. Does he get all 20 because he had the higher roll? I thought it evened out so he only got 2
EITHER WAY FUCK HIM HARD, 69 HERE WE COME GET FUCKED BRITALND. WITNESS TRUE MANLET INCEL RAGE
>Swing south with gained momentum and fill in kansas
Not going to well is it old boy?
Pic related, those are your cities burning.
MOVE SOUTH, DESTRUCTION OF THE BRITS IS GUARANTEED
YOU ALONE WILL RULE THE TEA EMPIRE
FUCK YOUR HIGHER ROLLS, I WILL COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE
He got dubs, 2 * 20 = 40 senpai
I NEVER cheat, just so you know
You went way over, but Chad already got to it as per usual senpai, I dispersed the rest amongst Montana and CO
Fuck right off with >>25578366 bullshit kek
>"I do say phillip, he looks rather flustered"
>Lets eliminate the old Rodger
my actual face right now at incel rage
>JAPS DECLARE WAR ON CHAD
SMASH THE BRITS
T I M E F O R T R I P S
We are going to have to come to an agreement on Indiana senpai.. or things could get ugly, lets say you stop all advances in the state starting next turn?
>Indiana, as much as possible
Fuck all my banter points rely on that pic
Friendly reminder to everyone in the west (that includes you, brits, I'm putting aside the conflict for now) that Gooks are super competitive, took over half the country next game, and very well could destroy us all.
I'm making myself a target by saying this, but our only real chance at stopping the gooks in this stage is too quickly all move against them at once. Otherwise, I'm 90% sure he'll claim this game easily, look at how large fast and strategically placed he is
I agree, we will have to act fast, I will advance through Iowa to reach that fiend
Normies, do you want his land?
I propose an overall alliance between us all to destroy the gooks swiftly before they become too powerful. Our own conflict (between myself and britland) will occur later. Everyone takes any land they win, and we'll call a brief non agression pact after Gooks are destroyed.
Can the Great Midwestern Alliance (plus Chads <3) destroy the Gooks? If not, they will destroy us all.
Aren't you allied with the Gooks? In any case, I will take you up on your offer if you break the alliance, or else we will be forced to be at war
>Expand further into WV.
I propose a non aggression pact, I will not venture farther south than North Carolina if you continue going West.
For the time being I'll remain neutral in this conflict, as it's occurring so far away from me.
I say nay. Hoowever I will not attack you. I will eventually eliminate you. You started this war, and by gods grace I will end it.
Gooks I'm not joining this Alliance, on the condition you don't attack me. Deal?
>Fill in Kansas, if overflow, wide advance south
>through Iowa seize Gook land in Minnesota
Yea senpai so the lower role is subtracted from the higher role, and whoever had the highest one gets the leftover of that, and so takes the land
I move north in a somewhat thick stream, leaving 3-5 spaces between me and USMA, headed towards the gooks
(who I am formally declaring war against)
If you're in the Great Midwestern Anti-Gooks Alliance, respond to this post.
Brits, reconsider. the Gooks are wrapping around you and they'll eventually have no choice to destroy you. Allying with us now is your best chance to end this before they can get started.
Not allying with us will save you for a few more turns, but in the long run, you're fucked. Don't be a coward.
I am good to my allies as they know from the last game. you have made your position very clear rodge...
I'm working my way to them, but squares are many between us. I'll do what I can, but brits are the closest to you and they need to join this alliance or the gooks really will crush us all
Seriously brit, you're right in the Gook's way. Don't listen to his lies right now, he will turn on you and then none of us will be around to save your skin.
Unfortunately circumstances do not withhold me from defending and destroying the queens aggressors.
You misread, not allies, merely a NAP
>The terms of this NAP is a 3 turn warning on declaration of war. (Op you good with this?)
Come at me gooks. The Midwest Alliance isn't falling to your shit, we're going to handle this now. Brit is right in your core and if you ever want to touch the east coast you'll have no choice but to consume him.
Brit, allying with the Gooks now will only lead to your demise. I regret making hostility against you for pointless drama in the beginning. It was a mistake.
This is your final chance. Don't listen to Gook lies. Join the Midwestern Alliance or die shortly after it falls. Your positioning makes you a crucial part.
ATTACK CHAD fFROM MONTANA
just remeber rodge is power hungry
Assuming I'm still at war with Brits, (our war never formally ended) Push north-westish into him. If I'm not allowed to do that, my second choice is continue my upwards course at the gooks.
Forgive me Brit. I'm sorry my poor actions have made it come to this.
I've made a deal. I don't go back on deals.
also you millennials have to learn your actions have consequences
Action: Continue filling kansas, wide overflow south. SCRATCHED
ACTION: BACK TO WAR WE ARE LADS
>ADVANCE INTO RODGERS TERRITORIES
Go to hell Gooks. You're not going to swarm the entire country so easily this time around.
Chad, hold strong. We're working on him on this side, just try to survive. Consider expanding south a bit to slip away if he starts to suffocate you.
Obviously he is. You saw the image of the last game that TripKitty posted. Gooks had a whole fucking third of the country, from the west to the midwest. He must have crushed every other country on the west coast to do that - and then he'll press east, a cancerous wave of moeshit and bad waifus
TripKitty, think twice before doing that. Gooks is dangerous - better to fight him now alongside me and Chad than later by yourself. Do you honestly think he'll leave you alone forever? After you attacked him?
Gooks, you are not in a good position to be bargaining, I will offer you peace if you will cede to me Wisconsin and UP, do you accept?
I am waiting to roll until i hear from you
It's alright, I know I can get a second set against you later, you ass bastard
trip please, don't do this fampai. Anything he gives you he'll take back later
I didn't realise how late it is, I've got to be up in the morning tomorrow/today.
I'll cede the land to the 2nd trap empire, on the condition that for the next three turns, pushes into rodgers territory. >>25578914
Scratch what I just said OP, Beaners, take command of the British Army and eliminate Rodger scum >>25579085
Sorry senpai it makes more sense if he takes over
Any chance you could tell me when you make the next one, so I could play from the start?
Round 17, I have ceded the west to purple edition
So now Trip is probably the most powerful player on the board. Beaners has control of Britland, and I'm still fighting him.
Honestly, I'm expecting Trip and Gooks to have a conflict over the west, while Normies fights Trap for the east coast. Or it could become a massive clusterfuck in the mideast. I don't expect myself or beaners to live.
Why did you give Trap the west? Just curious.
anyways, I'll attack beaners, but since he's not britland, there's no passion in it. Just neverending war for the sake of war.
AH HELL YAH BOOBOO
GO INTO IOWA
Because I wanted to add an element of unpredictability
I was almost going to give it to you and Beaners to slip desu
>Full on push through Gook WI
Are you sure you don't want to defend your empire gooks? now that chad has folded
Note that if you give Gook that land he will be unstoppably large and only fighting on one front
Round 18, The Second Normie Empire is bored af edition
Another strike on the beaners. Rodger's forces are weary and tired of war, but fighting is all they know. The idea of one day slaughtering the gooks is all they can sap strength from now.
>The normies begin to wish that what was formerly Canada had not been turned into a mysterious gray wasteland. Having no other choice they continue to occupy Virginia.
FULL ON ATTACK OF USMA
You have to have a declaration of war against her first senpai, so ill take that as this turn, so you still get an action this turn, what do?
we cancelled each other out senpai
Round 20, next time the rolls will give more land edition because this is kinda slow
ROLLING EVERYTHING ON USMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hate you too <3
I'm tired as hell right now, got work tomorrow. This thread has been a blast though, I'll be sure to participate in future risk threads, though maybe under a different trip.
My last move is an attack on beaners. Then, all my land goes to the Normie Empire
<3 you're welcome fampai
Also, huge thanks to you for OP'ing this Trip. It's been a blast and without trying to sound like a faggot made me remember why I like and browse 4chan.
Awww thats ok I'll delete some of the names, choose a color with an x
you too senpai
Aw well it doesnt matter does it faggot because youre LEAVING ahahah, I bet youre a wageslave
All my land goes to Traps but if you want to shake it up a bit just make sure he gets the majority
Ifyou guys do a game saturday night I'll be there.
Yah See you round too
gotcha bitch ;^)
Also, give this guy my color if he wants it for his new nation. But Normie Empire still gets my land.
And for real, thanks everyone. It's been fun. I'll be interested in seeing what happens when I check in the morning.
Round 23, wew lads how is it only 23 edition
Its okay because this is a trips roll
C-can someone plz take over for OP he is very tired I want to go to bed awwwwww im yawning senpai p-plz let me sleep
I feel like an eight year old who just saw my first magic trick
Wew thats worth three states lads
GOODNIGHT CYA TOMORROW
Having completed their mission to fully occupy the state of Virginia, the normies are finally at peace. In an unprecedented rapture, normie Jesus invites them all to ascend to normie heaven.
Thanks original OP and TripKitty for another great game. See you guys next time