Last risk thread was rather interesting, let's start a new one!
ganoooo vlk wants to know where you are
plz dont come back though
>>25573795
sure let's do it
Second Normie Empire
Light Blue
NYC
don't listen to hoodie, gannooooo... we luv you
>>25573795
Socialist Army of America
Dark red
Maine
>>25573905
Nigga I do not know you
I'll shoot for the first mupdate at 4 people btw
>>25573905
yes
luv ganoooo
so very much!!
#r9k @ Rizon
>>25573795
2nd Trap Empire, purple, south florida
>>25573795
KstewPoster
Orange
Southwest Texas.
Aaaaand that's 4 players.
Just gotta add Trap Empire and Kstew and we're good
Let the games begin!
blaux
>>25574202
Roll lad. make me grow in any direction
>>25574373
Cut through New Hampshire to try to destroy the Second Normie Empire before it can become powerful.
>>25574373
Rolling
Action:
>Continue expanding NYC area
>>25574402
Is this a declaration of war?
>>25574373
roll
action:
> florida or bust!
>>25574428
The fuck does it sound like? No normies allowed, faggot.
>>25574458
Normie degeneracy will always win, socialist scum
Dark please, gay niggers from outer space and, give me Boise Idaho
USE TRIPCODES SO PEOPLE DON'T STEAL YOUR ROLLS
>>25574596
Do you really think people are going to start pulling that shit? I'm too lazy to make an actual tripcode.
>>25574619
This guys got it right.
>>25574643
I like your style. Want to work together when possible?
>>25574458
Wanna team up SAA?
>>25574666
Sure thing
Original nigger shit
>>25574667
I'm willing to put a temporary alliance into place.
>>25574707
Ok sounds good i'll help with the normie plague when i get there
Sorry its taking so long guys, lots of big rolls and I'm don't OP risk threads often.
Pls no bully ;_;
>>25574373
Room for another player?
If so...
Teal
Chad Republic
Oregon?
>>25574832
no worries, i'm here for the long haul
>pixlr is fucking terrible
>>25575131
roll
action:
>Keep on taking over Florida please
>>25575131
Finish up Connecticut/Rhode Island/Mass
Try using MS Paint OP, or a similar program
>>25575131
I'll be rolling to continue taking Oregon
>>25575131
Keep growing.
Go south into Nevada!
Undodgeable Rodge Nation claims Tennesee
>>25575131
Roll
Cut through Mass, at dawn we shed the Normies blood.
Chicago
US Military Administration
Aspara
>>25575131
Since we've claimed Tenneese as our start, we're rollin to expand to the northeast
>>25575383
You already claimed tennessee, that counts as a roll...
>>25575322
Oh shit, dubs. Wait, do dubs not count for anything in this version?
>>25575131
Hey OP why not just use paint? It's super simple, you can churn them out in no time.
>>25575435
No, unfortunately. trips and quads and all still affect things though.
>>25575458
Because I'm a poorfag using the Chromebook. Old laptop is kill and this is what I got from Christmas
Pink, Michigan, "Anita Sarkeesian."
>>25575484
>http://www.getpaint.net/download.html
This is a great free program for photo editing OP, GIMP is another one.
>>25575484
Oh, ok. Well that sucks, I had one of those shits in HS.
>>25575507
Alliance?
>>25575538
Chromebook runs on Chrome OS, not windows :/
>>25575280
What color?
HIROSHIMA REMOVE ROBOT KEBAB NOW
Gooks
Yellow
Northern Minnesota
>>25575573
aw shit, my bad
Jesus H Christ, as soon as I get close to finishing the map somebody joins in
>>25575555
Alliance?
fuggg the robot
Satan wants WV
>>25575664
you can add them next round
>>25575555
Not yet.
BTW I'm isis from yesterday, decided to change for fun
>>25575708
I'm new an excited to be apart of this.
I'm that faggot from yesterday that said that he'd start a thread later and then forgot :^)
>>25575670
Yes
Hey, OP, you're a slowpoke
>>25575708
Well, did you tell your therapist?
>>25575764
I talked about my dark mysterious past that haunts me
>inb4 normie past
>>25575804
The past, present, and future all belong to normies. Such is life.
Sorry if I missed any, shit's difficult but i'm getting the hang of it i think
If you guys think you can go faster than me then feel free to take over OPing, just give the word beforehand.
>>25575889
No Undodgeable Rodge nation in Tenneese
Come on OP
why
If it's because I didn't specifiy an exact color, I pick Green
>>25575889
Ok, I'll do it, I was going to ask but I didn't want to steal your thunder I thought you were having fun.
>>25575889
Chad republic will be marching North
>>25575936
Is all good man, lemme just add Roge and Gooks and you can take over.
Fuck pixlr, and fuck chromebooks.
>>25575889
Blue
Flavortown
Nevada
continue for the Upper Peninsula.
>>25575936
Alrighty, up to you fampai.
I'll join in later.
>>25575690
Rolling
Action
:expand please
>>25575889
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand into southern IL
>>25575889
roll
action:
Keep on taking Florida desu senpai
>>25575889
Rolling
Action:
>Attack the socialists
>>25576069
Forgot your trip?
>>25576070
>>25576049
>>25576034
>>25575975
>>25575921
Counted all these
>>25576069
some random anon has wondered in
>>25576066
Nice dubs.
Rolling for southern michigan.
Could you ad
>>25576049
To my roll, too, please?
>>25576101
Can you count >>25576098 as well?
>>25576101
Sorry, using Mobile right now.
>>25576066
rolling.
Hit the Normie's in New York with everything we've got.
>>25576126
>>25576126
Nah its just me.wanna team up again booboo?
>>25576139
Ok so that was you with the 69, fucking lucky
Added
>>25576170
Forgot your trip again >_<
>>25576170
were you the one in Louisiana?
>>25576132
Of course senpai
>>25576066
EXPAND INTO THE NORTHEAST
>>25576232
Ok
Just waiting on GNFOS, whatever that means
>>25576066
roll
action
>Expand in fl
>>25576230
Thanks ally. Btw do dubs double territories or not, now that you're hosting
>>25576264
>>25576083
You already rolled this turn senpai
We're waiting on one guy to start the next turn, if you guys want we can skip him in case he left.
Anal Beads
West Virginia
Pink
>>25576278
Yea they do
>>25576305
Somebody is already pink anon
>>25576297
sorry desu senpai didn't know if i had for that map
>>25576319
Brown(original)
...Maybe we should have 3 minute rounds, and a round limit to make it easy on the OP?
I feel kinda bad for OP, because he works so hard to provide this actual fun environment.
>>25576352
I like that idea.
Ok lads, round 4
Leggo
>>25576215
Sorry No, forgot trip AGAIN.
>>25576376
roll
action
> FL or bust desu senpai
>>25576376
Rolling
Actions:
>continue expansion into southern IL
>>25576376
Rolling
Action:
>Fight socialists
Roll for southern michigan
>>25576376
Rolla
Expand
West please
>>25576376
Rolling to continue expansion in Oregon and, if needed, Washington.
>>25576386
yea we can teamsies, i have a temp action with >>25576160
if that's still going on
>>25576400
>If i bust FL move to Georgia
>>25576376
Continue the onslaught against the Normies scum. Crush them, and burn New York city to the ground.
>>25576476
Yea, you did
I hope Anal Beads, Flavortown, Kstew, and Rodge are still here
>>25576376
CONTIUE EXPANSIoN TO NORTHWEST PEASE
FUCK THE NORMIES
Round 5, I think some anons left edition
ROLL FOR SOUTHERN MICHIGAN.
I've been rolling 9's.
Pretty happy!
>>25576628
Moving in to attack GNFOS
>>25576628
Rolling
Actions:
>Continue annexing Illinois
>>25576628
Rolla
To da west
>>25576628
roll
action
>Georgia or bust please senpai
>>25576628
Rolling
Action:
>Keep beating up the socialists
>>25576669
AYYYY
Fill in the rest of New England/NY for me afterwards as well please
>>25576649
Ayy another one
>>25576653
you have to have a declaration of war a separate turn, so you can declare war this turn and have another action, then attack next turn
>>25576704
Alright i'll declare war then. Sorry I'm new at this.
>>25576628
EEEEEEEEXPAND NORTHWEST
REEEEEEE
>>25576730
Its ok, then where would you like to expand with the 6 territories you rolled?
>>25576747
Washington please.
>>25576628
roll, I need some fucking trips
Keep fighting the normies.
Round 6, Stalemate in the East Coast edition
MOVE EAST, TO WISCONSIN!
>>25576835
Rolling
Action:
>Continue New England/NY expansion
OP? I got a 69 roll in the last round
>>25576835
Continue attacking the Normies.
>>25576835
Rollin
Expand to
North Dakota
>>25576835
Attack GNFOS
>>25576835
SOUTHWEST
>>25576835
Rolling
Actions:
>continue filling in Illinois
>>25576835
A new nation arises in the Mid West in the form of Teal: Britbots
Goal : Bring America back under the Queens control.
>>25573795
>Your
Come the fuck on. You go to this effort and you can't even get the basic shit right?
>>25576835
Roll
Action
> East coast of Georgia to South Carolina please senpai
>>25576853wanna team up this time?
>>25576916who dis, tho?
>>25576866
Oh Fuck, damn... s-sorry
and sorry SAA, you can join again senpai
>>25576853
Fucking Hell, this >>25576916
is me
>>25576946
Eh, fuck it. Might as well go masturbate or something.
>>25576901
GET OUT OF THE MIDWEST FILTHY TEA FUCK
NORMIES GET OUT DIE DIE DIE
>>25576853
>>25576951
Yeah sure.
Also, I meant move west.
I mess up my cardinals.
>>25576977
nice dubs senpai. Ayy yo, traps you alright with me teaming with him?
>>25576973
It's time we civilize you cucks and bring you back under gods own country. Good show.
>>25576997
Sure thing boo senpai
>>25576973
Alliance Rodge, can't stand the British
>>25577044
I'll ally with anyone who wants to fuck over those pretentious britfags and burn the normies.
Sound good?
Round 7, Emergence of a superpower in the Northeast edition
>>25577074
Idk wtf is wrong with me...
Martin Shkreli
Cyan
West Philadelphia
>>25577085
Rolling
Action:
>Finish NY, if complete, NJ
>>25577085
Continuing my advance.
>>25577074
ROLLING FOR WISCONSIN.
>>25577085
Don't be so hard on yourself.
>>25577085
ONWARD HO, TO NORTH DAKOTA!
>>25577085
Rolliollio
Action:
> Georgia or bust a nut senpai desu
>>25577091
Cyan already taken by the Britbots senpai, another color?
>>25577068
Then we are now allies
Rolling
Actions:
>take the rest of IL
>>25577085
WEST WITH A SLIGHT BIAS NORTH
CURVING AROUND THE TAN TOWARDS TEH BRITS
FUCK EM UP FAMPAI
>>25577097
>if complete, NJ
Better take good care of my state, motherfucker.w-wanna team up?
>>25577085
Roll
Action:
>Expand south and west
>>25577111
Up for a spot of tea? We can discuss you not moving south?
>>25577122
Light green, then.
>>25577111
my nigga noice rollbooboo
>>25577128
Stay out of NJ, NY, and West Pennsylvania, then sure bud, as thanks for your former OPing
>>25577141
I not attack you fo now but I, no want move south.
>>25577177
Thank uboo boo
>>25577085
Republic of Fuck
Dark Red
Northwest TN like near Memphis
>>25577192
But my nigga i start in west philly, wat do?
Also if you want I can spread down the coast and you can spread inwards
>>25577204
Dude did you look at the map... Rodge already has Memphis, where do you wanna go now?
>>25577246
Take east PA and the coast for yourself, sounds like a plan
Round 8, tfw all these (you)s edition
>>25577313
Rolling
Action:
>More NY/NJ
>>25577313
Rollin
Actions:
>complete IL, for real this time
Rolling for wisconsin.
Remember, I am aligned with the gooks.
>>25577313
Rooollllaaaa
Expanda to Montana
>>25577202
Sounds fair. I say we move west and give those chads a little what for.
>>25577313
Rolling
Action:
>Head into colorado
Push into delaware/maryland
>>25577313
The Chad Republic will expand through Idaho.
Also declaring war on flavortown.
>>25577313
Roll
Action:
>Keep moving north in Georgia please senpai
>>25577313
ADVANCE ON THE BRITS, LET'S GO LADS
>>25577341
I come in peace. I'm only attacking the AFK anons I swear.
Round 9, Gooks head west edition
>>25577417
Mo, Montana please
>>25577417
Thicken my attacking arm a little bit.
>>25577417
Rolling
Actions:
>Completely take IL, if overflow, expand into WI
>>25577417
Rolling
Action:
>Even more NY/NJ (if we can actually get there)
Roll for rest of wisconsin!
(watch me get a 1 or some shit...)
>>25577440
No aggression pact my friend?
>>25577417
Marching down into Nevada
>>25577417
Roll
Action:
>Expand North Please senpai
>>25577417
Roll
Action:
Continue expanding into colorado
>>25577448
Hey anon... just so you know, you need to make a formal declaration of war besides an enraged pepe macro
>>25577550
then consider this my next move, a formal declaration of war.
Is Martin Shkreli still around?
Also Gooks, be warned, your presence in America is not looked upon favorable by the Joint Chiefs of Staff
>>25577623
Yep, just watching some camwhore fake her address and IP.
Continue south through delaware and maryland
>>25577597
You could just do it this turn, it doesn't require a separate action, noted, you're now at war
Round 10, midwest getting cramped edition
>>25577653
alright, cool. I'll still play my next turn as normal then.
>>25577675
More Monatta!
>>25577623
yu betta wartch out whit boi!
>>25577675
Rolling
Actions:
>take the rest of IL, if overflow, advance into WI
>>25577675
FURTHER ONWARDS TOWARDS BRITISH DOGS
AIM FOR THE THIN BRDIGE IN THE MIDDLE
>>25577675
Roll
Action:
Fill into Colrado
>>25577705
How barbaric. Nothing can beat the queens own.
Roll for wisconsin
>>25577675
Rolling to finish off Neveda then Idaho.
Continue moving down the coast
Hey traps, do you wanna split N. Carolina?
Also changing my trip next round
>>25577675
rolliolio
Action:
> Set a bearing north my good senpai
>>25577701
Glorious Gooks - help me out in destroying this brits. You go in from south while I move up, we'll strangle them. After all, you have the superior tea, don't let them get away with thinking they're better or something, uncultured swine they are
>>25577675
Rolling
Action:
>More NJ, Western PA if necessary
Round 11, 4 minute limit rule introduced edition, not to be mean just so it doesn't take FOREVER, I mean you guys are good and fast just in case though
>>25577746
im heading for thenormiessenpai
>>25577821
KEEEP UP THE ADDDDDVANCE
>>25577821
Finishing off Idaho then heading into Northern California.
>>25577802
I'll add this roll to your next one senpai since I just missed it
Rolling
Actions:
>take IL, if overflow, move into WI
>>25577821
Roll for wisconsin. Gonna GET THAT CHHEEEEEESE.
>>25577821
roll
action:
>onward north my good senpai
>>25577821
Rolling
Action:
>A wide advance towards the Undodgable Rodge nation
Let's have a repeat of pic related shall we chaps
>>25577821
Rolling
Action
>Yet more NJ/PA
Keep heading south
>>25577837
I'm afraid I can't let that happen then, seeing as I am allied with them...
>>25577821
Rooling
WYOMING WE MARCH
>>25577869
Oh look, another one
This time I wont forget ok
>>25577873
> Martin Shkreli
sides into andromeda galaxy
>>25577873
I'm allied with the Gooks and friends so we might be at an impass
>>25577899
Thanks senpai. Go into WV if its necessary, also I declare war on anal beads.
>>25577866
I'LL CUT YOU RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE BRITFAG
>>25577877
GOOKS, NOW IS THE TIME. TOGETHER, WE END THE BRITISH. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS CRUICIAL IN THIS ENDEVOR
>>25577877
Is it war then old friend? I have nothing against you. I merely want a good scrap with Rodger
>>25577899
Wait, Tripkitty, are you just OP'ing or do you currently control a nation? which one?
I recall us being allies.
>>25577930
I not fight yuyetwe still non-agression pact
>>25577943
Yes, we are allied, I am USMA, United States Military Administration
Round 12, the Great Plains ablaze edition
>>25578029
FUCK I POSTED THE OTHER GAME REEEE
IM SORRY DONT HATE MEEEE
>>25578006
ah ok, wasn't sure. Good to know
you should join me in skullfucking the brits.
>>25578043
I panicked for a second....
Chad Republic will continue to chadify California
>>25578043
FIRST CONTACTOOOOOOO
PIERCE THICKLY INWARDS INTO BRITLAND
>>25578043
Rolling
Action:
>Finish up PA then advance into WV
>>25578043
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand into Northern Indiana
>>25578043
ADVANCE ON UTAH
>>25578029
lmao. it's ok OP.
Anyway, roll for southern michigan, advance to indiana+ohio
>>25578043
shit nigga, chill. it's ok senpai.
>>25578029
W H E W, gooks suddenly expanded
>>25578043
Role
Action:
>INTO THE LINES WE GO MEN, ADVANCE INTO RODGER
>>25578043
Roll
Action:
>halt expnsion north and head westward my good senpai
>>25578100
SURRENDER NOW OR GET FUCKED BY MY RICH INCEL COCK, YOU FILTHY BONG-DONG TEA-FAGGING COCKLORDS
Fuck, not too late, am I?
Continue along the coast.
Round 13, Brits advance edition
>>25578208
Moar UTAH
>>25578208
Rollin
Actions:
>Continue to advance in Northern Indiana
Go for rest of Michigan, advance into Ohio+indiana
>>25578208
Half Californian advance and other Half Northern Arizona.
>>25578208
roll
action
> more westward action please senpai
>>25578208
Rolling
Actions:
>Take whatever of Maryland Shkreli doesn't have
>Advance in WV
>>25578208
wait, I rolled an 18 and he had a 20. Does he get all 20 because he had the higher roll? I thought it evened out so he only got 2
EITHER WAY FUCK HIM HARD, 69 HERE WE COME GET FUCKED BRITALND. WITNESS TRUE MANLET INCEL RAGE
>>25578222
uh, if I go over utah send the rest to arizona pls
>>25578208
Rolling
Action:
>Swing south with gained momentum and fill in kansas
>>25578263
Not going to well is it old boy?
Pic related, those are your cities burning.
Move inland just a little bit at N Carolina and Virginia
>>25578269
GOOKS NOW
MOVE SOUTH, DESTRUCTION OF THE BRITS IS GUARANTEED
YOU ALONE WILL RULE THE TEA EMPIRE
>>25578277
FUCK YOUR HIGHER ROLLS, I WILL COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE
>>25578263
He got dubs, 2 * 20 = 40 senpai
I NEVER cheat, just so you know
>>25578269
You went way over, but Chad already got to it as per usual senpai, I dispersed the rest amongst Montana and CO
>>25578329
but i was first....
>>25578329
I thought there were no benefits for dubs in this version?
And I rolled a 00 here, fuck>>25578300 can I use that as my next roll?
>>25578329
Nevermind just ignore this >>25578329
i see what happended
>>25578366
Yee dubs doubles whatever the value of the individual part of the dub is yo dawg
Ummm... n-no anon, that would be cheating
>>25578300
Fuck right off with >>25578366 bullshit kek
>"I do say phillip, he looks rather flustered"
>>25578366
The thread's original OP had it that way, but TripKitty has done it like this in previous game, see
>>25576278
>>25576319
Round 14, Gooks breed like rabbits edition
>>25578420
Roll for indiana.
>>25578420
Rolling
Action:
>Advance further into the shitty coal mines of WV
>>25578420
Roll
Action:
>Lets eliminate the old Rodger
>pic related
my actual face right now at incel rage
>>25578420
Rolling
actions:
>JAPS DECLARE WAR ON CHAD
>moar colorado
>>25578420
Into New Mexico we march!
Start taking land around the Virginia/North Carolina border, also move west into virginia with remaining troops
>>25578396
sorry fampai worth asking
>>25578399
Friendly reminder the queen is a slut
>>25578420
roll
action
> The expansion west edition continues
>>25578420
SMASH THE BRITS
NO MERCY
T I M E F O R T R I P S
>>25578429
We are going to have to come to an agreement on Indiana senpai.. or things could get ugly, lets say you stop all advances in the state starting next turn?
Rollin
Actions:
>Indiana, as much as possible
>>25578429
Non aggression pact m8?
>>25578459
>>25578468
You have a black president.
friendly reminder that the queen was a fitty
>>25578452
Hey Chad, want an alliance? I need a buddy in the West, also what is your stance on the Gook Hordes?
>>25578496
Fuck all my banter points rely on that pic
>>25578500
I'd love an alliance friend. I'm scared of him but I think he's leaving me alone for now.
>>25578516
>>25578451
O-oh shit, I will declare war ON THE GOOKS IN RESPONSE REEEEE
I need to go, normies can have my land if they're active.
>>25578516
>>25578500
Friendly reminder to everyone in the west (that includes you, brits, I'm putting aside the conflict for now) that Gooks are super competitive, took over half the country next game, and very well could destroy us all.
I'm making myself a target by saying this, but our only real chance at stopping the gooks in this stage is too quickly all move against them at once. Otherwise, I'm 90% sure he'll claim this game easily, look at how large fast and strategically placed he is
>>25578476
Let me take indiana, and I'll give you all my land when I go to bed (10 minutes). so, focus on other states and you'll do even better ;)
>>25578563
So what are you proposing?
>>25578563
I agree, we will have to act fast, I will advance through Iowa to reach that fiend
>>25578550
Normies, do you want his land?
>>25578550
Thank you friend.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25578563
I not competetive, I do nothing to you Rodge, I just don't want to get in conflict with, yu and da brits.
I just want homeland OF seatle back
>>25578429
>>25578494
>>25578505
>>25578429
I propose an overall alliance between us all to destroy the gooks swiftly before they become too powerful. Our own conflict (between myself and britland) will occur later. Everyone takes any land they win, and we'll call a brief non agression pact after Gooks are destroyed.
Can the Great Midwestern Alliance (plus Chads <3) destroy the Gooks? If not, they will destroy us all.
>>25578585
Yea sure.
You have been muted for fucktherobot seconds, because your comment was not original.
Round 15, the Shkreli folds edition
>>25578625
ATTACK CHAD THRU NEVADA
>>25578578
Aren't you allied with the Gooks? In any case, I will take you up on your offer if you break the alliance, or else we will be forced to be at war
>>25578625
>>25578638
Counterattack? I don't know how war works.
>>25578625
Rolling
Actions:
>Expand further into WV.
>>25578462
I propose a non aggression pact, I will not venture farther south than North Carolina if you continue going West.
>>25578617
For the time being I'll remain neutral in this conflict, as it's occurring so far away from me.
>>25578578
but ally...
>>25578625
roll
action
>Only way to go for gold is west edition
>>25578617
I say nay. Hoowever I will not attack you. I will eventually eliminate you. You started this war, and by gods grace I will end it.
>>25578638
Gooks I'm not joining this Alliance, on the condition you don't attack me. Deal?
>>25578625
Roll
Action:
>Fill in Kansas, if overflow, wide advance south
>>25578625
Rolling
Actions:
>through Iowa seize Gook land in Minnesota
>>25578664
Yea senpai so the lower role is subtracted from the higher role, and whoever had the highest one gets the leftover of that, and so takes the land
>>25578674
Deal senpai, we shall be allies.
OK FINE.
Roll for indiana.
Also, give all indiana and Lower Penninsula MICHIGAN to TRIP KITTY
>>25578670
GIVE ALL UPPER PENINSULA MICHIGAN and ALL WISCONSIN to GOOKS.
goodnight,
>>25578625
I move north in a somewhat thick stream, leaving 3-5 spaces between me and USMA, headed towards the gooks
(who I am formally declaring war against)
Also,
>>25578650
>>25578578
>>25578664
>>25578674
If you're in the Great Midwestern Anti-Gooks Alliance, respond to this post.
Brits, reconsider. the Gooks are wrapping around you and they'll eventually have no choice to destroy you. Allying with us now is your best chance to end this before they can get started.
Not allying with us will save you for a few more turns, but in the long run, you're fucked. Don't be a coward.
>>25578710
I am apart of this anti-gook alliance. He is attacking me. Requesting assistance.
>>25578668me and gooks seem to have many enimes wanna join the gook and friends, if gooks is ok with that?
>>25578704
Ayyy thanks senpai, this will make things interesting,
>>25578710
I am good to my allies as they know from the last game. you have made your position very clear rodge...
>>25578730
I'm working my way to them, but squares are many between us. I'll do what I can, but brits are the closest to you and they need to join this alliance or the gooks really will crush us all
>>25578674
Seriously brit, you're right in the Gook's way. Don't listen to his lies right now, he will turn on you and then none of us will be around to save your skin.
>>25578738
I'm allied with USMA, who's at war with the gooks, so I can't do that. However I would still like to remain uninvolved in the conflict.
>>25578710
>>25578767
Unfortunately circumstances do not withhold me from defending and destroying the queens aggressors.
>>25578703
You misread, not allies, merely a NAP
>The terms of this NAP is a 3 turn warning on declaration of war. (Op you good with this?)
>>25578764
Come at me gooks. The Midwest Alliance isn't falling to your shit, we're going to handle this now. Brit is right in your core and if you ever want to touch the east coast you'll have no choice but to consume him.
>>25578769
armistice it is then shall we draw the line at the Carolinas then?
>>25578797
Sure thing, I won't go past NC.
>>25578792
If Gooks accepts, then yes
>>25578792
yu would make a great ally but i can see your hands are tied do what you must brits
>>25578796
You shall pay for your buffonity Rodge
Round 16, lots of changes edition
>>25578792
Brit, allying with the Gooks now will only lead to your demise. I regret making hostility against you for pointless drama in the beginning. It was a mistake.
This is your final chance. Don't listen to Gook lies. Join the Midwestern Alliance or die shortly after it falls. Your positioning makes you a crucial part.
>>25578863
Fighting to take back Nevada
>>25578863
ROLLINMG
ATTACK CHAD fFROM MONTANA
>>25578854
just remeber rodge is power hungry
>>25578863
Assuming I'm still at war with Brits, (our war never formally ended) Push north-westish into him. If I'm not allowed to do that, my second choice is continue my upwards course at the gooks.
>>25578792
Forgive me Brit. I'm sorry my poor actions have made it come to this.
>>25578854
Gooks, if you would cede to me the UP, Wisconsin, then I will give you back your land in Minnesota and make peace with you
>>25578863
roll
action
> start filling in Alabama Mississippi and Georgia
>>25578863
Rolling
Action:
>Keep taking WV
>>25578867
>>25578907
YOU made it your mission to destroy him from the begining, I did nothing wrong.
>>25578867
I've made a deal. I don't go back on deals.also you millennials have to learn your actions have consequences
>>25578863
Roll
Action: Continue filling kansas, wide overflow south. SCRATCHED
ROLL
ACTION: BACK TO WAR WE ARE LADS
>ADVANCE INTO RODGERS TERRITORIES
>>25578904
Go to hell Gooks. You're not going to swarm the entire country so easily this time around.
>>25578903
Chad, hold strong. We're working on him on this side, just try to survive. Consider expanding south a bit to slip away if he starts to suffocate you.
>>25578939
But I did not attack you at all. You attacked me. You are a warmonger.
>>25578943
You are a poison speaker Rodge. I simply wanted my homeland back, but you couldn't have that could you. DO NOT BELIEVe
HIS LIES
>>25578971
I wanted homeland back, you were in the way.
>>25578939
>>25578971
Obviously he is. You saw the image of the last game that TripKitty posted. Gooks had a whole fucking third of the country, from the west to the midwest. He must have crushed every other country on the west coast to do that - and then he'll press east, a cancerous wave of moeshit and bad waifus
>>25578999
NICE TRIPS DEVIL-TOUNGE, too bad they dont count for anything.
>>25578910
TripKitty, think twice before doing that. Gooks is dangerous - better to fight him now alongside me and Chad than later by yourself. Do you honestly think he'll leave you alone forever? After you attacked him?
>>25578990
Gooks, you are not in a good position to be bargaining, I will offer you peace if you will cede to me Wisconsin and UP, do you accept?
I am waiting to roll until i hear from you
>>25579015
It's alright, I know I can get a second set against you later, you ass bastard
>>25579019
trip please, don't do this fampai. Anything he gives you he'll take back later
>>25579019
I Take your deal, with a smile. I am always happy to make allies.
>>25578863
Rolling
Actions:
>Advance into Gook-held Wisconsin, since I have yet to hear from him
>>25579019
I didn't realise how late it is, I've got to be up in the morning tomorrow/today.
I'll cede the land to the 2nd trap empire, on the condition that for the next three turns, pushes into rodgers territory. >>25578914
Pretty late, but I'll jump in as gold
>You didn't BUILD WALL edition
start in southern tip of texas, expand northward
>>25579068
Will do chief!
>>25579056
>>25579057
Damn it Gooks, you were too late.
>>25579068
>I've got to be up in the morning tomorrow/today
Kek that sucks m8, cya around
>>25579075
Scratch what I just said OP, Beaners, take command of the British Army and eliminate Rodger scum >>25579085
>>25579084
Sorry senpai it makes more sense if he takes over
Any chance you could tell me when you make the next one, so I could play from the start?
>>25579068
Bye Brit. I'll miss you to be honest, you were a good foil
>>25579085
Trip, I assume we're still cool then?
>>25579099
Probably tomorrow, I want to make a Europe one
>>25579075
Ok, and you get Britland too lucky
I gotta go everyone. I'd like to give my territory to USMA. Take the Gooks for me bud.
>>25579085
I shall not fight you to prove my peace fampai
>>25579099
It was fun playing with you Brit
>>25579118
Cool I'll try to be on around the same time.
>>25579116
>>25579138
Yeah fun lads
>>25579125
WEW LAD MY HAND HURTS
Cya
and thank you
Round 17, I have ceded the west to purple edition
>>25579146
>>25579125
So now Trip is probably the most powerful player on the board. Beaners has control of Britland, and I'm still fighting him.
Honestly, I'm expecting Trip and Gooks to have a conflict over the west, while Normies fights Trap for the east coast. Or it could become a massive clusterfuck in the mideast. I don't expect myself or beaners to live.
>>25579210
Rolling
Action:
>Finish up anal beads, expand into Virginia.
>>25579210
Why did you give Trap the west? Just curious.
anyways, I'll attack beaners, but since he's not britland, there's no passion in it. Just neverending war for the sake of war.
>>25579210
Expand due north to nebraska
>>25579210
ROLLIN
AH HELL YAH BOOBOO
GO INTO IOWA
>>25579210
roll
action
>Take southern california
>>25579247
Because I wanted to add an element of unpredictability
I was almost going to give it to you and Beaners to slip desu
Rolling
Actions:
>Full on push through Gook WI
Are you sure you don't want to defend your empire gooks? now that chad has folded
>>25579270
HeyBooboo {/spoiler] I'll trade you the res of nevada for washington
>>25579311
sure thingboo
>>25579270
Note that if you give Gook that land he will be unstoppably large and only fighting on one front
>>25579307
I am honorable people but you have pushed me too far I shall see you on the battlefield
>>25579311
can i have one county in the middle of washington?
>>25579327
TY <3 <3 <3
>>25579333
THERES YOUR SECOND TRIPS RODGEY!!!
teehee
>>25579372
HMM, as long as it is not Seattle sure
Round 18, The Second Normie Empire is bored af edition
>>25579374
You're mocking me when you should be fearing my trips-acquiring power. Be ready for my 420.
>>25579400
Push into Beaners.
>>25579400
ROLLLLLAAA
action
ATTACK USMA In Wisconcisn
>>25579390
cool just so i can have a last stand if things go south
>>25579400
>trip is ignoring the peaceful immigrants edition
>>25579248
same action
>>25579400
Rolling
Action:
>The normies revel in their golden age of peace and degeneracy. They continue moving through Virginia.
>>25579400
Rolling
Actions:
>Amphibious assault on UP
>>25579400
roll
action
>rest of cali and arizona
Round 19, feels like round 50 edition
>>25579502
Another strike on the beaners. Rodger's forces are weary and tired of war, but fighting is all they know. The idea of one day slaughtering the gooks is all they can sap strength from now.
>>25579502
Rolling
Action:
>Continue with the assault on the UP, pushing into WI
>>25579502
Rolling
Action:
>The normies begin to wish that what was formerly Canada had not been turned into a mysterious gray wasteland. Having no other choice they continue to occupy Virginia.
>>25579502
ROLLINFG
FULL ON ATTACK OF USMA
>>25579502
>tfw even anons on a lithuanian pepper collecting forum won't acknowledge your existence
>>25579434
Same action push north into kstew poster
please respond
>>25579502
roll
action
>eastward from arizona
>>25579578
You have to have a declaration of war against her first senpai, so ill take that as this turn, so you still get an action this turn, what do?
>>25579574
we cancelled each other out senpai
>>25579502
id like to found the Dumpster Baby Coalition in west texas
grey plz
>>25579618
fuck it amigo, go around her
Alright I have to go to bed (since I neglected my sleep last night), ONe more round for me then thats it.
>>25579618
yes a worthy adversary
>>25579659
I'll miss you gook
For as much as I hate you, you made the game a lot more fun for me
<3
Round 20, next time the rolls will give more land edition because this is kinda slow
>>25579659
Have a good night boo i'm sure i'll seeya on here again at some point!
>>25579696
ROLLING EVERYTHING ON USMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>25579685
Hate you too <3
>>25579659
Awww shit, well then
rolling
Actions:
>A final thrust into Gooks WI land
>>25579696
Rolling
Action:
>Virginia
Room for one more, I c ur out of colors
>>25579696
I BETTER NOT BE TOO FUCKING LATE THIS TIME
>all the fucking colors are taken
just kill me senpai
>>25579696
declare war against kstew, fill texas
we just want a better life for our familias, familia
>>25579696
roll
>onward east from new mexico
>>25579696
Attacking beaners.
I'm tired as hell right now, got work tomorrow. This thread has been a blast though, I'll be sure to participate in future risk threads, though maybe under a different trip.
My last move is an attack on beaners. Then, all my land goes to the Normie Empire
>>25579735
<3 you're welcome fampai
Also, huge thanks to you for OP'ing this Trip. It's been a blast and without trying to sound like a faggot made me remember why I like and browse 4chan.
>>25579746
Awww thats ok I'll delete some of the names, choose a color with an x
>>25579748
you too senpai
>>25579730
Aw well it doesnt matter does it faggot because youre LEAVING ahahah, I bet youre a wageslave
All my land goes to Traps but if you want to shake it up a bit just make sure he gets the majority
Ifyou guys do a game saturday night I'll be there.
>>25579721
Yah See you round toobooboo
>>25579731
gotcha bitch ;^)
>>25579785
Thanks a million rodge.
>>25579748
Also, give this guy my color if he wants it for his new nation. But Normie Empire still gets my land.
And for real, thanks everyone. It's been fun. I'll be interested in seeing what happens when I check in the morning.
Bye!
>>25579832
seeya rodge i was hoping to cross blades with you at some point but i guess we'll save it for another time
Round 21, where is everyone edition
>>25579994
Rollin
Actions:
>We request peace with the beaners
>Virginia? Yes.
>>25579994
Rolling:
Actions:
>Expand into Iowa, declaration of war against the Traps
Bundy Militia (red) sets up shop in the Panhandle of texas (round 21)
>>25579994
roll
action: finish kstew
>>25580011
you've got it, brad
>>25579994
roll
action
>declare war on kitty, take south dakota
Round 22, the Big war begins edition
>>25580180
Rolling
Actions:
>take control of UP and push into WI
>>25580180
roll
action
>declare war on beaners, normies, advance into kitty's wisconsin
>>25580180
Rolololololol
Action:
>V I R G I N I A
>I
>R
>G
>I
>N
>I
>A
>>25580180
rolling
declare war on dumpster bay coalition. finish them
fill texas
rollerino, staying in texas
>>25580219
We still have a non aggression pact, I believe you have to rescind this before you can declare war
>>25580261
are you sideing with kitty and beaners?
>>25580261
But we're allied senpai, you're automatically at war with him remember?
Round 23, wew lads how is it only 23 edition
>>25580287
Oh true
>>25580282
In that case I'm with kitty. And beaners too if they accept
>>25580322
Rolling
Actions:
>repulse the dirty traps, kill them all
>>25580322
rolling again for dumpster and texas
>tfw about to be forced to be a qt trap
>>25580322
roll
action:
take hold of beaners nebraska
>>25580322
Roll
Action:
>Take a guess
its getting lonely in north texas desu
>>25580377
Well senpai, what do you want to do, you missed out on a perfectly good pair of dubs you gotta say roll in the post to count ya know
>>25580414
Its okay because this is a trips roll
C-can someone plz take over for OP he is very tired I want to go to bed awwwwww im yawning senpai p-plz let me sleep
>>25580444
I feel like an eight year old who just saw my first magic trick
>>25580444
DAMN SON
You have been muted for fucktherobot seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25580461
I have a plane to catch in a few hours anyway and have not packed im fine ending it here
>>25580461
I'm fine with calling it a night too Trip, if everyone agrees...I don't want to deny people who just joined the right to play tho
>>25580509
>>25580497
>>25580461
yall have been here longer, if you're done that's okay with me. we can play again tomorrow
>>25580444
Wew thats worth three states lads
GOODNIGHT CYA TOMORROW
>>25580537
>>25580540
>>25580509
>>25580444
night guys seeya in the next one hopefully
I'll save the map, weird how much I keep getting trips
>>25580540
Having completed their mission to fully occupy the state of Virginia, the normies are finally at peace. In an unprecedented rapture, normie Jesus invites them all to ascend to normie heaven.
Thanks original OP and TripKitty for another great game. See you guys next time