HAHAHA ALCOHOL, AMIRITE??

>>25571443
HAHA I KNOW RIGHT, BUT I ONLY DRINK CUZ I AM SAD :(, I AM TOTALLY A ROBOT EVEN THOUGH I DRINK NORMALFAGJUICE

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DUDE ALCOHOL IS POISON WEED IS WAY CHEAPER AND CURES CANCER DUDE WEED LMAO

I'm 21 yo and starting to become a bit bored of it ...

What do you guys recommand me trying? I was thinking about LSD.

>>25571655
Weird how both alcohol and weed are carcinogenic, but nobody wants to talk about it..

>tfw currently going through withdrawal

sigh

The thing they don't tell you is if you drink every day, your balls atrophy. My balls are literally half the size they were, it's fucking ridiculous.

>>25571737
Is your life so meaningful that you care about this?
>>25571754
Haha good one :^D

>>25571836
Eh, not really. I'll continue to do both anyway.

I love alcohol
Alcohol, more than anything, allowed me to become more social

Stop it Jasmijn! Enough is enough!

>>25571550
sounds pretty infantile tbqh, have a drink, you'll feel less booty blasted
>>25572464
this. it gives you access to people and places you wouldn't normally have. and for a little while you don't want to die all that much. it's medicine.

>>25571692
Maybe stop drinking to get buzzed/drunk. Instead drink for flavor, body, etc.

>>25571655
alcohol and weed combined are much better than either one alone

>>25571443
i could drink 3 bottles of wine or beer and i can be totally healthy (except from being tipsy). but if i drink even 1 cup of vodka or whiskey, i feel as if every single cell of my body is sending pain signals to my brain. once, it was so painfull that i couldn't even sleep. it took 40 hours for the pain to become tolerable. what the fuck.
this has happened to me on several instances, and with household stored alcohol, so poor quality drinks is out of the question

>>25571550
it depends. drinking beer at a bar because you want to socialize is normie as fuck, but drinking cheap hard liquor at home because you want to either drown your misery or wallow in it is as robot as it gets

>>25571754

how long does this take? i've been drinking every day for over a year and my balls seem normal. maybe having small balls isn't so bad, it'll make your dick look bigger

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>tfw can't even post here anymore without beforehand drinking

Things have been getting progressively worse since 2010.

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>>25571754
>Quit drinking yesterday after drinking nightly for a few weeks
>Go to bed at 12:00pm
>Don't fall asleep until 7:00am
>Throat is so sore I actually tear up when I talk or cough

Hey look! It's magicarp again!

>>25572777
That's what I'm saying.

Dubra is bliss.

>spent most friday nights alone drinking for a couple of years
>go to a party instead one weekend, have a great time, wake up and drink three bottles of wine for whatever fucking reason
>so drunk I start roasting my arm with a lighter
skin grafts suck, but I've got a year of sobriety under my belt now