>"Oh god, look at the time! What time did we get bac

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>"Oh no, thank you. I had a really nice time today, I'm glad you asked me to come. I have to admit that I was a little hesitant at first since we have never really spoken before today, but I realize now that I had nothing to be anxious about. It's weird how comfortable I am around you, I feel like we've known each other for much longer than just one day. Hey, I'd like to do something another time, that is if you want to. Ok cool! Hey, why are you closing the gate? Aren't you going to walk me to my door? I'd like to say goodnight properly if that's ok."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usQXzOaW-Io]

>>25570553
you hurt me op, you hurt me in ways i cannot describe

what is the purpose of these?

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>It's one of these threads again

I want to stop reading but I can't.

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>"Hi Anon! Are you coming to the poetry reading at the library today? Jack Prelutsky's going to be doing a reading! I-I'm also going to be reading a poem. What's it about? Well, if you'd come, you'd find out! It'd mean a lot to me for you to hear this poem, Anon..."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AsNmVzHeN2I

When does she mention her boyfriend

please stop making these
They really fuck with me

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>>25570832
it will be all over soon anon.

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>"I can't believe highschool will finally be over in a couple of days. Isn't it surreal? And then after this summer we'll be going to different colleges, different states. It all seems to have come around so suddenly. I really mean what I said the other night Anon. About wanting us to stay together and all. I can understand if you'd prefer to meet new people and go out with someone you can be with every day, but please let me know before anything like that happen, okay? This year really has changed me in a lot of ways, and one thing I've come to realize, and I realize this sounds gooey or whatever, but one thing I know is that what I feel for you isn't just silly adoration or anything like that. The way I feel about you is all the evidence I'm ever going to need that love exists and that it's the finest feeling a person could want to experience. I really do love you a whole lot Anon, and it's been a privilege to spend these past couple of years as your girlfriend."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqV9ilyiWK4]

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This is attempted murder you know.

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>>25570856
Kill me, Pete

Please god, do it.

>>25571007
Make a bot for this.
Someone.
Widespread death and suffering.

Requesting more plz

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>"Anon. Anon, wake up. Anon I can see your eyes moving, come on get up! If you don't wake up now you won't get to open the presents I've bought you. Ha, I knew that would get your attention! Well, happy birthday Anon. Here are your presents. I put some real thought into getting stuff you would like, but if you don't like anything then I can take them back. Anon! I can't breathe! You're squeezing me too tight Anon! What's gotten over you, is being shown a little affection really so alien to you?"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzN8rq0FXU]

>>25571005
Women aren't that verbose. That whole dialogue is way to formal. Having sex with someone breaks down the barriers; you've seen each other at a primal level. Women like this don't exist, it's just a beta fantasy.

why would you post (below) average grills instead of innocent handsome girls? (not stacy looking ones)

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete
I'm so fucking tired

>>25571141
Non recycled ;p

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>"Why are you looking at me like that Anon? Stop it! Anon! You're making me blush. You know you're really hard to read, you know that? The minute I think I have you all figured out you act so strangely that I hardly know who I'm dating!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WybSSagVvoU]

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OP is an evil sadist.

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>>25571164
This, nobody, let alone women, speak like this. Everyone speaks so casually and simple, not as if they're trying to become part of some cliche VN. Its no wonder robots don't even talk to women, because they don't even know how they speak.

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>"Wow you're right, the city looks so beautiful from here. I still wouldn't walk here all by myself though, especially at night like this! Hey, I'm getting kind of chilly. Do you want to go back to my dorm and listen to some music or something? We can get take-out if you're hungry."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IgjJarRzPA]

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete
WEW

>>25570553
that's the mistake i learned after so many failures is if you're back at someone's place you just need to take the initiate and stop getting to know each other

its too late for me now

I like OP, he's definitely good at whatever he's doing. I also like his music taste, people with such taste don't exist offline.

>>25571386
He is a good writer for sure.

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>"Hey Anon could I introduce you to some of my friends before we go out this weekend? Only I've told them so much about you they're pretty much insisting that I let them meet you. What do you mean? Of course I want them to meet you. Why wouldn't I? Anon, I want you to be part of my life. That's what it means to go out with someone. You don't really think I'm embarrassed by you, do you? Anon the fact you're my boyfriend is least embarrassing thing about me."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0j99Ddrptk]

Fucking pedos. Pick some fucking girls that aren't 12 and under.

Hope they lock you all up

>>25571477
Just a shame he's not making it realistic in the slightest

>>25571534
That is the beauty of writing your own!
Choose a genre.

For this? Science fiction

>>25571519
Fuck off normie scum REEEEEEEE
>insert original comment for robot here

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>"Do you remember when we were just kids, when we'd walk back home after school together? You know even though were only young back then, I often felt like holding your hand while we were walking. I didn't even know what it meant for people to hold hands at that point, I just knew I wanted to hold yours! Did you ever think we'd end up going out? I always kinda hoped we would, but you know people change so much in highschool and drift apart. But there's something about you that's never changed, I can't say what it is exactly but sometimes when I look at smiling or goofing around or doing something around the apartment I can still see the same boy I so badly wanted to hold with all those years ago."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LHdWPutN4]

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete. I can't do this anymore.

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>"Anon, I hate to ask this but are we, like, going out? Only we've been seeing each other almost every day for weeks now, and if you wouldn't mind then I'd like us to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Is that ok with you, or am I being annoying? Are you sure? I mean nothing has to change or anything, it'll just be nice to know I can refer to you as my boyfriend from now on."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6XxZ8Nt38I]

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete

Its enough

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I NEED MORE OF THESE GREENTEXTS
THEY HURT BUT THEY'RE SO PERFECT

...These feels...I-..I...

Peter kill me now

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete

Whenever you have the time please take me. Next week would be good.

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>>25570856
Kill me, Pete

pls pete pls

post gertrude

G
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>>25570553

>anon thinks women talk like this

No not even. Women aren't even capable of even the most basic dialogue.

Here is every western woman summed up

> UM LIKE LIKE UM LIKE UM LIKE UM LIKE IM BORED UM LIKE LIKE BUY ME STUFF SO LIKE YEAH UM LIKE NETFLIX LOL YEAH NETFLIX UM I LIKE TO TRAVEL LOL XD LIKE SERIOUSLY FREE SPIRITED XD UM LIKEE

being chaste and hating women is 100000x easier than associating with them.

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>"Why don't you just leave Anon? Can't you see everybody here is uncomfortable around you. Do you realize how unpleasant you are? You're so awkward, and it's obvious that you think your being as quiet and miserable as you are makes you deep or interesting or something else that you're so obviously not. I'm sure you finds reason to justify your terrible personality sometimes. I bet you often tell yourself that you're this innocent person surrounded by people who are corrupted or however you frame it. Really, it's so pathetic that I feel bad pointing out how childish and sad you really are. I mean you have no friends. Nobody wants to spend time with you. Are you really naive enough to think that it's something wrong with other people that makes them not want to be in your company unless they have to? Really Anon, I think you and I both know what action you should take to make up for the embarrassment that is your life. This world isn't for you, and the older you get the more you will resent it and yourself for bringing you nothing but misery and the occasional delusion of mutual attraction. Nobody could love someone like you. I bet you wouldn't even love yourself if you had a choice."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGmz1nVgUE]

>>25571534
Why do you think realism is something to strive for? The majority of real women are vapid, empty sluts that bang a different dude every weekend. This is like 2D a fantasy that is better than reality.

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete.
Please be gentle though

>>25570856
PETE END MY SUFFERING
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>>25571993

OH BOY HERE WE GO

ROBOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>25571993
why does someone insulting me make me happy and like them?

>>25572297
Because you know OP is writing this at his own expense, and that what your ultimately watching is a form of entertainment consisting of a depressing young man drifting closer and closer to suicide.

>>25572355
I'm 95% convinced these threads are made to push other robots towards suicide. They start out all robots fantasy then develop into darker "kill yourself" shit.

Either way, I'm laughing my ass off

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>>25572297
>tfw broken

>>25571141
>Bill Evans
Please God, grant me a gf that knows and enjoys Bill Evans' music.

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>>25572407
Own up to your sado-masochism, do not bottle your hate, let it flow through you and embrace the inevitable darkness

>>25571141
Damn anon my birthday is tomorrow this hit hard :(

I want a girlfriend who is this sophisticated. I feel like I'm a fridge and the emotions inside of me are starting to get spoiled.

>>25572994
That's a nice way of putting it Anon.

>>25571993
>you will never be mindraped
I just want someone to dig into me and make me feel pathetic and hurt, make me feel alive

>>25572994
>"Yes, such has been my lot since childhood. Everyone read signs of non-existent evil traits in my features. But since they were expected to be there, they did make their appearance. Because I was reserved, they said I was sly, so I grew reticent. I was keenly aware of good and evil, but instead of being indulged I was insulted and so I became spiteful. I was sulky while other children were merry and talkative, but though I felt superior to them I was considered inferior. So I grew envious. I was ready to love the whole world, but no one understood me, and I learned to hate. My cheerless youth passed in conflict with myself and society, and fearing ridicule I buried my finest feelings deep in my heart, and there they died. I spoke the truth, but nobody believed me, so I began to practice duplicity. Having come to know society and its mainsprings, I became versed in the art of living and saw how others were happy without that proficiency, enjoying for free the favors I had so painfully striven for. It was then that despair was born in my heart--not the despair that is cured with a pistol, but a cold, impotent desperation, concealed under a polite exterior and a good-natured smile. I became a moral cripple; I had lost one half of my soul, for it had shriveled, dried up and died, and I had cut it off and cast it away, while the other half stirred and lived, adapted to serve every comer. No one noticed this, because no one suspected there had been another half. Now, however, you have awakened memories of it in me, and what I have just done is to read its epitaph to you. Many regard all epitaphs as ridiculous, but I do not, particularly when I remember what rests beneath them."

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>>25571141
Staaaaaap
Screw you mute system

>>25570642

Perfect capture, song is perfect. It's like happiness that i can't deal with because it's so unfamiliar

>>25573095
First I was shocked about how accurate this is, but it just further proves that I'm an archetype of a kind of human being. Too many feel this way and it tears me apart more than the fact that I'm not content with my life.

>>25570856
Please don't kill me, Pete? I'm starting japanese classes in a few months and I started bwf yesterday. I'm down 40 pounds from last year and my lifes looking pretty ok.

>"I had a dream about you last night. A nightmare actually. I'm worried about you. I know it's been a while since we last talked, and even longer since we connected, but I still find myself thinking about you. Don't be stranger, okay? Whatever you're dealing with, you can talk to me about it. Let me help you"

https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY?t=1s

>>25570856
kill me, pete
fwijfepwpefiwefewfw

>>25570856
I am gonna sleep now,please kill me pete
I cant do it anymore.

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete

[Insert original comment here]

>>25571141
Damn you, Anon.

I was having an okay morning too.

>>25571519
kill yourself my man

oc for the bot overlord

>>25570856
Kill me Pete

thank

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>>25571993
truth go away

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (8.33% conteNT.)

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>"Look I can't ask you again. I'm ready to give up. I pour myself out to you and you're so cold you can't even respond. you have no criticisms, no suggestions, no feelings at all. What happened to you? I want the old you back, I can't fucking take this anymore. I need more. I need you. I need to feel something again or I don't know if we can stay together. Can you just fucking respond? please? Anything."

yeah, pic related

https://youtu.be/obnLi07AK5w

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>>25571993
Finally, we're getting somewhere. The first line is perfect dialogue for a woman, simple but harsh.

>>25573353
Read Dostoevsky,

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>>25571802
I hate you anon
Why would you be such a goddanm monster

>>25574486
>Dostoevsky

Any recommendations?

>>25570856
Kill me, Pete
I'm going to sleep right now, I hope you will help me today, I've been trying for a while to convince you...

>>25574690
start with Notes From The Underground, then Crime And Punishment or The Idiot.

>>25574690
Not that anon, but:
Notes from the Underground is probably his most robot work.
"The Borthers Karamazov" and "Crime and Punishment" are probably his two most well-known books.

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>>25571195

>"you never open up anon"
>"you need to let me in anon"
>"anon why don't you let me in"
>"do you not trust me anon"
>"how was your day anon? no really how was your day actually?"
>"anon tell me something you've never told someone else"
>"anon you always seem so distant"
>"is everything ok anon"
>"anon..."

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>>25571280
Peeeeeeeeeete saaaaaaave me

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>>25570856

Kill me Pete, insh'allah.

Shut the fuck up you autistic faggots, these make me happy.