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Didn't know where to post this, but felt like sharing.

>last week
>use internet dating app Plenty of Fish (britbong) because a friend didn't want to use it alone so I agreed to set up my own profile.
>find girl with same taste in films as me, and she's very attractive. 5 years older than me. Lives about ten miles away. Seems way out of my league, but I'm pretty normie and not ugly so why the fuck not
>message her, she replies, we chat for a couple of days
>end up texting, it turns out she speaks German (I used to live there). Everything is going well, it seems too good to be true
>she wants to meet up, agree to meet tonight
>we meet at a restaurant, she's shorter than I expected but otherwise she's exactly as she looks online and talks the same way she texts. I am in heaven.
>we sit down with our drinks, she starts talking about her ex immediately.
>he's apparently a medal winning supercop who is the youngest in the UK to be promoted that high.
>howamisupposedtocompete.jpg
>she rants for 30 minutes about how badly he treated her and how he was obsessed with him job
>I am now her therapist
>I poker face my way through the meal, barely getting a word in
>tell her I've got work early tomorrow and have to get going soon
>she ignores me and continues talking
>suddenly starts a sentence with "as a feminist..."
>finish food, she expects me to pay for her
>I make a tongue in cheek joke about how feminists want to be treated equally, apart from when it suits them
>she starts shouting at me
>I get up walk out


Well that was my evening, I'm fucking miserable now. How has your day been? Any dating stories?
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>>25569622
>5 years older than me
>she starts talking about her ex immediately
>"as a feminist..."

The first one alone was grounds for trashing
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>>25569622
Jesus fucking christ she sounds like a nutcase
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>>25569758
It seemed too good to be true right from the start. I don't think I'll text her or anything. She'll more than likely text me saying I owe her money for the meal though.
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>>25569622

shoulda told her to shut up about her ex as soon as it came up, as it obviously shows she's not over him.

>bitch shut the fuck up

Is a very under used phrase these days.
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>>25569867
Yeah as soon as she started talking I knew I was a rebound, but thought I might as well put up with it if I get a shag later on.
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