What is the most /r9k/ game, video or otherwise?

>>25569541
You actually need friends to play d&d.

Snakes and ladders, but theres only snakes and the last square is a snake taking you back to the beginning

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Where mah FE nignugs at

Omg, basic edition dnd? Could one get any lower?

>>25569541
>tfw you are little and read all the books and love the comfy rpg fantasy
>tfw you are grown now and have only played about five tabletop rpg sessions your whole life
>tfw too isolated to even be DnD nerd
Would have to assume some vidya is the most Robot, Op.

>>25569687
M&B and Cheeki breeki I don't get, the rest seem reasonable, atleast more than the former and latter.

This game is pretty comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It72E3EbJNk

>>25569541
>>25570706
same here, would reread the monsters manual and shit over and over but too much of a sperg to ever actually get with a group and play
some autismo video game you play alone or dating sim or VN shit is probably the best bet

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>>25570706
>>25571024
My friends
I knew there were others somewhere

>>25571024
>>25571232
The knights of the schizoid table are gathered! Not literally of course. Hello friends! Which games/settings did you most want to play but didn't?

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>>25572554
I love making campaigns, new mechanics and everything, but I never play any game.
It's a fucking shame, I loved when I used to play. We can make a group on d20 or something like that

EVE online and Paradox Grand Strategy games you autistic fucks

>>25569581
Fuck yeah Fire Emblem. Radiant Dawn took me for fucking ever to beat, Thracia was the hardest by far. What do you think of the new one getting released?

>>25573202
>a group on d20
I am interested in this, but we need you on tech point because I am a robot and lonely paper is all I know.

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>>25573560
>EVE online
>tfw training Cloaking V
I have over 100mil SP and I can't even sit in a capital.

I've never played DnD but am interested, would probably join if you don't mind a noob

>>25569551
this has always been my problem
i would play d&d, but i'm so pathetic i don't even have friends

>>25572554
aberration/alien centered campaigns
Dark Sun
Ravenloft
Changeling: The Dreaming

>>25573835
roll20 was the name, sorry
I wanted to practice as dm in that page last year, but never really got into it. Im making a tutorial now, I'll see how deep this goes and probably make a thread again here to host a game

>>25574210
>Changeling: The Dreaming
when did that happen

D&D? Really?

You do realize you need friends to play that game, right?

>>25574378
>roll20
Ah that makes more sense. Don't just tease me tho. I see some fagafamalam making threats to do this all the time and I'm tired of edging.

>>25574210
Dark Sun seemed cool. Ravenloft seemed too generically horror to me at the time. Anybody ever read the Paranoia books? Basically 4chan the rpg.

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>>25569541

It's fucking Dorf Fortress.

Who else even has time for that shit except NEETs.

>>25575448
I like pretending I live with my dwarves and everyone is happy and stuff. Well until someone starts slaughtering everyone

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>>25575448
Came here to post this.
>Need immense amounts of freetime to even begin to learn how to play
>Makes you feel powerful and in control of something in your life
>Emulates companionship as you interact with hundreds of dwarves with intricate unique personalities and cater to their needs and desires
>Art, strategy, role playing and action tied into a single game
>Requires some form of autism/mental illness to play and enjoy

If you're a NEET and don't play Dwarf Fortress you're doing it wrong.

Forgot about this map in pic related. I really liked that map. Let it die when re-osing my computer.

>>25570116
3.x, 4 as well

DnD is the most normie Pen and Paper RPG.

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>>25575448
>living like humans
disgusting

>>25575749
Amen
Everyone knows real robots play GURPs

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Are there any /r9k/-approved VNs?

>>25569541
I'd say D&D pre-3.0 is pretty robot, especially AD&D due to its autism. GURPS is robot-friendly too.
Rules-light systems have to go (FATE, Dungeon World, etc.)

>>25575692
It is indeed the 21st century version of playing model trains. I am legit aspie and that game is too autistic for me. The GUI and everything is obscure and complex simply for the purpose of occupying hardcore autistbros.

>>25576029
muh 6d

I liked Gurps Horror

>>25576133
>Rules-light systems have to go (FATE, Dungeon World, etc.)
This shit triggers me. It's always a bunch of SJWs who think roleplaying should be like the writer's room of a soap opera.

This year, I will have been DMing for twenty years!

Actually, I'm writing out an adventure for a home brew D20 system that I'm running for my friends this weekend.

It's been a while, but we're returning to our original campaign setting.

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Dungeon crawlers are pretty robot.
SMT especially so since you get to kill your friends

>>25575749
>Normie
>PnP RPG
You're trying too hard to be miserable