Should I go downstairs and sit with my dog? I'm in my room

your dog a shit

yes
original comment you robot fuck

Why not bring him up to your room so he's not lonely?

>>25567796
Because he smells bad.

>>25567796
Just because of the potential for him to chew and fuck shit up. We have like a designated safe area with all his toys downstairs where we keep him on a long leash hooked to the couch so he can freely get around the room but not much farther.

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My fellow robots, please say hello to my puppers
She is 8 years old and my only friend at this point
I even sit on the floor and eat dinner with her most nights

>>25567812
why does he smell bad? does he just need a bath or is he just a smelly cancer dog?

>>25567867
How long have you had him? Can you not make a small safe area for him in your room? Or keep an eye on him so you can stop him from chewing on stuff? If you haven't had the dog for very long then I can understand why it's a problem.

>>25567637
>leaving your pupper alone all day

literally commit suicide and let me pick him up

>>25567893
>>25567637
>tfw no puppers to keep my company

>>25567637
Why have a dog if you're just gonna leave the poor sod in a box all day?

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>>25567893
Nice doge! This is my 12 1/2 year old

>>25567893
A warm hello from me and my 10 year old best friend, how is the year so far?

>>25567933
OP here. He doesn't smell bad. That wasn't me that posted that.
>>25567941
We've had him since July so he's still a baby.

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Is he a golden? My family got one back in September and he was born in July

>>25567893
cutie/10 would pet

>>25567955
>>25567964
I go downstairs at night and spend from 8pm to around 3am with him. I do love him. Idk why, I just got in the habit of spending the day while my parents are at work in bed.

>>25568015
he should be sleeping between those hours. go take a walk with him or something. take him to a park. run around with him. jesus christ what a poor pupper

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>>25567993
He is! I love goldens. My other dog that died back in 2011 was a golden too. His name was Homer. Without a doubt the best dog that ever lived.

>>25568042
that doggy has seen some shit

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Every time i see a Dog Thread i tear up a little because my dog died half a year ago at age of 16.

>>25568026
He goes for a walk every single day. But his walk is usually around 4 or so.

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Is this a dog thread? Hows my doggie lads?

>>25568042
>old white face
I love when goldens start getting that

>>25568092
madmax/10

>>25568092
huskys aren't loving enough

>>25568092
10/10
would let him pull my sled

>>25568026
Oh and not to mention he goes to daycare once a week where he can play with all the other doggies and get all his puppy energy out.

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This is Kody. He's literally my best friend. Thank you anons for reminding me of that.

>>25568100
You wot?
>>25568129
They are though mate. Great with young kids as well. Whenever I'm sick he'll come and sleep by my bed until I'm better again.

>>25567984
Then I would bring his "box" into your room and watch him throughout the day so you can work on breaking his chewing habit since you've had him so long.
And this >>25568026 be more involved with him. Take him for walks or play with him. Do anything. Don't leave the dog alone and secluded. Defeats the point of even having the dog.

>>25568167
Read >>25568015 I do play with him. It's not as though he's some poor abused and neglected dog on an ASPCA commercial.

Wish I had a dog to keep my company. Hopefully in a few years I guess

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>>25568083
he's a big boy! he needs at least two walks everyday. even my pupper goes out twice a day and he's barely 5 pounds.

dogs are loving and social creatures. they prefer to be around someone else. pic related is my pupper, since this is a dog thread.

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>>25568227
into the folder it goes

>>25567974
it's going to die soon anon

>>25568167
>implying his own personal "points" are everyone's reason of owning a dog
>being this ignorant
>being this stupid
>being this dumb
>being this close minded
>being this egotistical
>being an unoriginal tripfag

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Maybe OP should just get a cat instead, since he doesn't seem to be a dog person

>>25568259
do you have a folder for multiple tripfags or just her?

I let my dog sleep on top of me because he's my only friend, we even eat together and shit in the back yard together.

>>25568292
>shit in the back yard together
thats going too far

>>25568259
Look at that forehead!!!
Is that also a receding hairline?

H A I R L I N E
A
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I
N
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>>25568279
Why would you get a cat?
They are shit tier pets with nothing to offer.

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>>25568289
some tripfags, most femanons, ive have manage to dox two but im not sharing :-)

>>25568349
>ive have

yeah okay pal

>>25568315
i LEGITIMATELY have female patten baldness. this is what my doc said

>>25568259
>tfw know more about Mystery than basically anyone else
>will never share

>>25568349
That's pretty pathetic. Don't have something better to do like play vidya or masturbate?

>>25568389
have you had the opportunity to kiss my face? if so, no

>>25568386
Do you have a bald cunt?

>>25568292
>tfw hold my pupper and shower with him
>tfw holding him against my chest while the warm water flows over us and he lays his little head against me
>tfw laying in bed in fresh jammies with my clean pupper

I'm weird not you

>>25568389
nobody cares though
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>25568423
I don't understand the question.

>>25568441
I know.

>>25568396
nofap16 and vidya is not that fun anymore, i would like to have a challanging job but all i can find is wageslave tier
stalking is everything i have

>>25568424
She is a bald(ing) cunt, kek.

>>25568439
>have taken baths with my pupper before:
>have fallen asleep with my pupper laying on my tummy
>went swimming with my pupper over the summer

true bliss

>>25568423
What does kissing your face have to do with knowing about someone?

>>25568439
I... I.. I'M THE WEIRD ONE
IM RANDUMB xD
you're trying too hard friend.

>>25568342
because hes obviously a fag

>>25568474
>What does kissing your face have to do with knowing about someone?

You can only truly know a woman if you have sniffed her cunt farts.

>>25568453
You don't know more about me than EVERYONE because there is like one person who knows far more about me than anyone on this board, considering they've met me in person.

>>25568386
Good, you deserve it roastie

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>>25568313
Where do you think you are friend

Reeeeeeeeee

>>25568455
you can't find a "challanging job" when you can't even spell challenging.
Maybe you should try getting your high school diploma first

>>25568441
>nobody cares though
replys

>>25568490
>considering they've met me in person.
Then you meant, "If not, no"

are you supposed to jack off your dog regularly? some guy told me he does that because otherwise they get antsy. was he just a huge fag?

>>25568474
What the fuck? People will call fake on anything holy shit, I'm anonymous, where else can I tell people I've showered with my fucking dog

>>25568522
yes that is what i met

>>25568531
MASSIVE fag.

Dog probably thinks he's submissive to it too, now.

>>25568512
implying im american, im well above average in my native

>>25568513
He replied! He cares!
I replied to tell him nobody cares, I didn't further his topic.

>>25568545
Ah, then I do.

You should focus on the task at hand. You don't want to nick yourself.

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>>25567983
Not that OP, but warm greetings back. Here's my 9 year old pup named TJ. My best friend desu. How's your pup?

>>25568575
>correcting my grammar in public when you know exactly what i meant

watch yourself m8

>>25568542
Please read what I posted.
I didn't call you a liar, I said you're trying to hard to be the "weird" one.

>>25568558
I also never implied you're American. I simply stated you won't find a job. You're implying all English speakers are American
but you're still stupid though

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>>25568560
lol report me

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>>25568145
I love the fur pattern on these kinds of dogs

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>>25568620
why would I report you?
also I'm sensing some anger from you, it's an anonymous message board. No need to get steamed

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>>25568619
Yes you did and you know it.
And you assume that im stupid in the same way that most people assume that they are smart.
Your clearly a simple mind.

>imb4 triggerd

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>>25568042
Mines called Odysseus

>>25568619
God you're a fucking faggot, it isn't trying too hard to write one goddamned sentence
I hate everyone on this board sometimes, you post something innocent offhand and someone has to be negative in response to you almost every single time or pick at something that doesn't even matter

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>>25568642
>what is projection
no im not angry anonkun i thougt you were.
But its ok, i just wanted to talk about the mecanics of stalknig

saved

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>>25568665
the ego on this guy
I can sense that you're angry, it's okay. We can talk through it

>>25568830
you know that in your post it looks like you are mad

its the u mad paradox, the more calm you try to look the more mad you look
the only way to win is not to play

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>>25568717
>being this angry

You can't truly be mad on an anonymous board.
Try taking a few deep breaths or walking away from the computer.
I don't want you to get bullied

>>25568042
i really like dogs but when i think about getting one myself i can only think about doing all the shores that are bound to having a dog and that i would pretty much break my heart when he dies...

>>25568897
see this post
>>25568885

but this fucking mutebot is starting to make me mad

>>25568933
It is a big responsibility and it does suck when they die anon but they do bring you a lot of joy.

>>25569701
yeah i know... i smile even at most random dogs on the street and some even seem to notice... but i cant help but feel like getting a dog is some kind of investing in joy

>4 month old lab puppy
>sitting before dinner and before crossing roads
>doesnt pull on the lead when walking him, even if there are other dogs or people
>doesnt even flinch when there are fireworks or when getting injections
>never goes more than 30 feet away when walking off leash

im so proud of him

Can we all agree that dog threads are some of the most comfy /r9k/ threads?

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>>25571165
Dogs are inherently comfy

>>25567893
My 7 and 12 year old say hi!

>>25567637
>>25567893
>>25567974
>>25567993
>>25568042
>>25568092
>>25568145
>>25568583
>>25568680
Nice puppers. Ignore the hate

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My doge best doge

>>25571684
Why isn't it wearing pants?

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>tfw so many pitbulls around my area
>nearly all are viscous and bark at my pupper

never see any at the park though, always super friendly dogs and people

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Dogs are useless. Get a chicken instead.
>fresh eggs every day
>serve as natural alarm clock to fix your awful sleeping pattern
>will enjoy your company and remember you even after months of separation
>taste delicious

Yeah man do it. I spend my days upstairs in my room but I go see my dogs every once in a while.

>>25571859
That sounds like a good idea

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>>25571859
You forgot
>chicken shit on desk
>chicken shit on bed
>chicken shit everywhere
I guess if you're like poo poo pee pee that's fine

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Posting in dog thread
Come on robots share your pups

>>25567637
you've gotta give him some shit to chew. get a bunch of plastic frisbees or something he'll chew those instead, when i had a pitbull this worked and he stopped chewing on all the shit in the house, though there were slobbery pieces of frisbee everywhere, the ones from petsmart work because they come into pieces easily and the dog wants the satisfaction of tearing something apart.

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here's my pupper. v smelly dog tbqh.

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>>25572166
>dog smells
>still hug and almost kiss him
>autistically talk to it like you would a child

>>25567893
>>25567893

its a good lookin bitch tho.
she seems nice, does she like you for you anon?

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This is Scooter.

One of Scooter's favorite things to do is chew holes in my underwear, chew holes in my socks, shit on the bed, and wake me up in the middle of the night.

Regardless, he's a fucking BRO when it comes to playing vidya. He whines and bothers me when I play Dark Souls to give me that extra challenge, and insists I pet him while I play XCOM for therapy and to feel like a big commander type person.

He is my "snuggle buggle butt" and I love him with all that I am.

>>25572374
i like this one. i always made a joke with a friend that we would buy a dog and treat him like he was one of us. then, when he feels human enough we would buy him a baseball cap and send him to school. i had someone like this in mind

>tfw you hate your dog
>shes an annoying beggar who barks at night inside or out
>i think shes been killing our other animals
>tries to lick you with her disgusting tongue and smells like wet garbage all times of the day before and after a bath
>jumps on you with muddy paws
i seriously hope it dies. i envy you anons who have dogs you like. i used to but then it disappeared after nearly two decades of fun

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>>25572954
>tfw your dog is a reflection of you

poor trainer, poor dog behavior.

you screwed the pooch

>>25573136
im not its trainer or its owner, i deal with it daily therefore it is 'my dog' but i never wanted it either, it was adopted

it was like this when we got it, but excellent assumption semenbreath

>>25573358
You are aware 4chan is an 18+ website, right, kiddo?

>>25573358
You know "Can't teach an old dog new tricks." is just an idiom, right? It's not a concrete truth.

>>25573477
yeah i do kiddo, you seem to have clicked the wrong link

>>25573495
i live in a house with people who encourage this dogs bad habits. they throw food on the floor and disrespect the house and have no way for the animals to go to the restroom when they need to yet get angry when they piss on the floor. its a horrible environment to raise a dog, that doesn't mean i need to like the dog or the people raising it, because that is realistic unlike your shit philosophy of 'like father like son'

like i said, ive owned great dogs who weren't annoying fucks who thrived in the same environment this one did. its easy to blame one person, though its important to distribute blame to all parties

>>25573670
>, because that is realistic unlike your shit philosophy of 'like father like son'
that was meant for the end of the post

>tfw terrible dog owner because mum won't let dog in house
>too embarrassed to go in the front yard to cuddle with my dog because I'm a white trash fucker surrounded by Asians I feel like judge me

>>25567637
cutey dog
look after him yea

>>25567893
>living with a female that isn't related to you

>>>/soc/

Fuck off and stay there.

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>>25567637
>he still chews things if you don't watch him

problem solved