You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a femanon.
Quit winning baby, I fill in all the criteria to post itt and my life is great.
I have never had a wet dream, only a wet nightmare. The act of sex is revolting and degenerate. Such dreams have at times woken me up by triggering my gag reflex.
My good dreams are no better, for I dream of being loved by a girl or having friends. I wake up with feelings of emptiness. This morning, I laid in bed for three hours. I haven't left the house in many months.
I don't even know how you're supposed to ask a girl out, or how relationships even work.
What's good lads? I tell you, I keep trying to chat with femanons on this board, but damn they aren't having it.
Not sure why, I don't even get the opportunity to be boring. They're just too shy, or I'll mention that I'm a fat neckbeard (I'm not) and they amble off somewhere.
I used to dislike a lot of you guys because you're so bitter and younger than me which makes you insufferable, but I do like this sense of kinship. Might be the only damn thing I've got left at this point.
Does anyone else feel some kind of pressure build from the inside from time to time? It just keeps building and building upon the intense sexual and emotional frustration until I burst out. It really makes me want to fucking scream and I feel like I'm slowly going more and more insane.
How do people fall in love these days? Does love exist?
>I've only had some eye contact with a girl and conversation.
>Check the finger and there's a ring.
Seriously? Meet women in real life. Not by going to a bar with a pickup line, just go do some kind of social activity that has a more even gender distribution than playing D&D.
If you really want to meet women for dating, and get over your shyness in one fell swoop you go sign up to some pair dancing class. Swing or Tango or some shit. You'll literally be welcomed with open arms, they are that desperate for male members.
i mistyped, i meant "cousin"
Some years ago i was 16 and i had to explain to her ( she was 13 ) a lot of things about sex from a guy point of view
it was not really arousing, but kinda funny
I think I was about 22. Girl I was friendly with and had been dropping some hints I never noticed just up and asked me if she could kiss me. I was kind of taken aback since I thought she was going for some other guy I knew and said something stupid like "I don't think that's a good idea". Saw her again the next day and said that kissing would be great. Went from making out, to losing my virginity to dating in about a week.
I live in the middle of nowhere. Ain't shit to do. I would like to move soon but until then I'm fucked.
And after I move I'm gonna be even poorer than I already am. Really need to get to work on that Post-Post-Modern SuperMetaIronic masterpiece so I can get some cash.
25 is when you're sort of fully formed as a person. It is less likely that you'll make large changes to your beliefs or behavior after that point, but far from impossible.
30 is when you can no longer call yourself young. Traditionally going to clubs and stuff after you turned 30 was frowned upon, but the past few generations have been pushing that limit more and more, refusing to "grow up".
Nope. Dropped out a couple years ago after one semester. I couldn't handle the people, the social shit. Signed up for a class that was literally only groups and presentations in front of the class.
And I missed the first two weeks due to illness so nobody would partner with me.
I doubt I'll have time to go back once I move. I'm just fucked.
Music and Choirs
Art appreciation clubs
Fucking gardening societies or birdwatching or something jesus
Backpacking / Hiking
Wine / Food Appreciation Clubs or cookery classes
Hell, even religious stuff if you're into that.
That sucks, but it's not the end of the world. It's harder if you're from a shit-hole like the US since you won't get any help or anything. Try to get a job so you can afford either therapy or joining a social activity like those described above. Take it as a challenge, most of them are not as sure-fire as the dancing classes thing, but they're not as scary either. I forced myself until it stopped hurting. It requires a bit of work if you're an introvert.
Women do "cool" shit too, but you need to know some to join in, and you'll not likely find any at your local gaming club. Meet women through less geeky shit, and then you'll soon find the nerds among them. I played lots of Cards Against Humanity with a bunch of female librarians I know through a faculty organization just the other day.