/femNEET/ general

femNEET here

Literally the female version of a fat neckbeard except no piss bottles

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>>25565266
Why do we need to specify our genders on an anonymous Nigerian cave painting board? There's no such thing as "femNEETs," you're either a NEET or you're not.

>tfw not enough NEETbux to get by
How do I get more bux without actually doing much?

>>25565472
Get a beta provider, senpai

check these repeating digits
also sage roastie scum

I highly doubt any females are neets

>>25565636
rerawl ya dumb slut

>>25565362
You tell her bro

>>25565362
If there is no need to specify your gender, why is it that you try your hardest to behave like an as big possible -man-child as possible?

Cracked, feces stained, disgusting pot calling the mediocre kettle black.

Isn't femNEET just being a normal, good woman?
Women do not belong in the work force, they belong at home.

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>>25565266
Are wives NEETs?

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>>25565812
Also I would like to have an Anzu thread. Anyone joining in?

>>25565762
>Cracked, feces stained, disgusting pot calling the mediocre kettle black.
Women do that more

>>25565827
Show me where. I'm waiting.

>>25565862
Why is that behaviour specific to females?

>>25565362
Because if we try to post in a normal /neet/ general and there's any hint of being female, it'll be a shitfling of REEEEEEEEE ROASTIES GTFO and BE MY SMELLY GF

>>25565878
males*

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>>25565855
Anzu Jojojojojo

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>>25565894
Anzu 2 times 2

>>25565878
Did you mean males?

It's not specific to anyone, but this board excels in male hypocrisy, while being nearly devoid of female hypocrisy.

>>25565266
serious question to all fembots
what's the best way to befriend one of you?

>>25565627
Women confirm, it's easier being a fem. They still leach off men. Extra income by acquiring a beta-bot.

>>25565915
>It's not specific to anyone, but this board excels in male hypocrisy, while being nearly devoid of female hypocrisy.
I wonder why that is. Perhaps it's the same reason a desert has a lot of sand hypocrisy while lacking water hypocrisy.

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>>25565266
Even though Tomoko isn't a NEET, she has all the hallmarks of a proto-NEET (pretty much no friends, spaghetti monster, narcissistic, implied chronic masturbator, etc.).

How many of you were like this at school?

>>25565915
I would assume so, this is a male-oriented board in addition to the constant misogyny. Female hypocrisy can't exactly be tested here

>>25565880
There's no need to mention your gender in a /NEET/ general, though. Give me 1 example.

>>25565812
wives are fucking normies

>>25565827
don't reply to dojposter, you are enabling it

>>25565941
>>25565950
There's still plenty of women here. I haven't really seen a single case of hypocrisy, despite them definitely meeting the requirements of being called a fem-bot-.

>>25565880
Well, do you really need to invade these enviroments, especially if they are so toxic towards you? Plenty other places on the net to share feels.

>>25566046
Because what happens if you mention your gender? What about half the posters talking about your "hypocrisy" are female. Its anonymous, why are you an idiot

>>25566094
Can you elaborate? I don't understand your point.

>>25566125
You speak of this "hypocrisy" as it is mainly done so by males, and the females here are free from this somehow. You can't tell who is male and female here, you can only base this off your assumptions.

Earlier up you mentioned
>why is it that you try your hardest to behave like an as big possible -man-child as possible
But just as much females could be behind these posts that you talk about, as males are

Tbh i have no idea what im on about

Neet since I was 18, now 28,
Been on this horrible site since 2004.
Please kill me. I'm a good for nothing waste of space but not brave enough to an hero

Women can't be NEETs. Even if they were not in education, employment, or training, they would never be identified as such. You have no pressure to accomplish anything.

>>25566172
Sure, there might be an odd woman here and there complaining about the same thing, but I personally doubt that there'd be many, and the majority of them are in fact bitter men.

I understand where you're coming from, though. You're basically saying that using the term "manchild" could be inaccurate, and should actually refer to something unisex, in which case there would be no hypocrisy anymore.

My post was originally more or less just a jokepost to poke fun at those who always insist on wasting their time throwing shitpost tantrums because someone happens to state her female gender.

>>25566174
>Please kill me. I'm a good for nothing waste of space but not brave enough to an hero
If you had sex, there's no reason to

Why do women never hit bottom. Is society always willing to reach out and help women?

Any time year of one being homeless it's because she was some kind of weird crustpunk hippie bitch who thought being homeless would be cool. Women are always working and in school though. You never hear any complaining from them about not being able to find jobs.

>>25566174
be my old gf

>>25566227
> but I personally doubt that there'd be many, and the majority of them are in fact bitter men.
I guess thats just what this board is like, tumblr would be the opposite where mentioning that you are a "lonely male who gets mistreated by women" won't receive any support from them

Its good that theres someone on here to actually have a discussion with, not too much people really think anymore

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>>25565762
>Abandon dying thread
>Come back to see some assblasted tripfag taking shots at me
>MAN-child

It's like you think you know exactly who and what I am.

>>25566260
I've literally never seen a homeless woman in the street.

>>25566227
Launching from that topic, what is the correct term for a female manchild? "Womanchild" sounds awful. (inb4 jokes in the vein of "a female manchild is just a normal woman")

Reporting in 4 doody

>>25566339
I see homeless women all the time. They're usually like, sixty, and blasted out on drugs. I guess it's just the women who are too undesirable to be prostitutes to even the lowest of the low.

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>tfw mistake a man's kindness as romantic interest
>tfw really thought something would change this time, that I'll finally get a bf
>tfw he started talking about being in love with some woman who is cheating on her boyfriend

Why did I even hope?

>>25566438
You deserve better, sister

>>25566234
I know this is a joke, but it's sad that there's actually guys who think this.

>>25566311
Tumblr is a very accurate polar opposite of /r9k/. Both are shitty places, at that.

>>25566340
I vaguely remember there being a term that described it perfectly, but I can't recall it. Overgrown child?

>>25566438
You can be my gf fembot

>>25566341
hello fellow neets, I have a question,

what do you do if you have a bad tooth that is really really bothering you but can't go see a dentist because you can't deal with that close of personal contact and also no money for it?

It's in the back and I don't think I can pull it.

>>25566438
>tfw you will never fulfill a kindly femanon's hopes because you are also a broken NEET
The only thing you and I can do is quit banking on others and redouble our efforts to change, in truth.

>>25566615
1) Suffer until it develops into an abscess and the pain is unbearable
2) Go to the emergency room
3) Never pay the bill

>>25566174
>been here since 2004
>tfw you had to wait a few weeks before you figured out they switched from .com to .org

sad times christmas-cake-chan

>>25565340
piss trays instead ?

>>25566615
Suck it up and go. I put off getting a tooth taken care of. My face and throat swelled up, and when I went to the dentist, I had to be rushed to an emergency dental surgeon, because the infection had spread to my lymph nodes and was about to choke me out. I had eaten breakfast, so they couldn't anesthetize me. Trust me, you'll prefer having your face touched to the sound of your teeth splintering in the grip of pliers.

>>25566784
This, don't fuck with dental problems. I didn't brush for over 10 years and the dozen cavities and root canals I had to go through every other week for almost a year straight was not fun. I should have went sooner.

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>>25565340
I used to piss into 2L cola bottles with a plastic funnel from poundland when I was at my lowest point before I got sectioned. Because I don't drink cola anymore I piss much less so going to the toilet properly isn't as much of a hassle.

>>25565472
I get full NEETbux for being mute. Not being able to communicate is one of the ESA descriptors for Support Group (money without work focused interviews) and also the higher rate care PIP descriptors. I throw up all the time and shit myself uncontrollably as well, which are also ESA and PIP descriptors.

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>>25566873
>didn't brush for over ten years

wut

>tfw steam bf spends $200 on games for you

no need to work when I get everything I need, plus video games form my beta orbiter. He doesn't even know I have a real bf, and we laugh at the messages he sends and how beta he is. one day i'm gonna send him a pic of my bfs cum on my face right after he gives me a large amount of money on paypal.

>>25567236
When you are NEET long enough you just stop giving a fuck until you are in so much pain the it's distracting.

>>25565762
>the dedicated whiteknight tripfag is at it again

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>>25565266
hands off my waifu reee

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>>25565266
Can neet femanons post their feet? It's for a personal project I'm working on.

>>25567205
I want to drink from your piss bottle, femanon

>>25565266
You guys don't wanna get with femNEETS

This is what they look like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SGjjQWpQNQ

>>25567205
be my NEET mute gf
I'll learn sign language

>>25565943
>no friends, spaghetti monster, narcissistic, implied chronic masturbator, etc

I was like that in school and I'm still like that.

>>25567205
>I throw up all the time and shit myself uncontrollably as well
W-why?

>>25567801
I have vomiting syndrome (look it up) and the antipsychotics give me diarrhea

>>25567861
Still be my qt gf

Where can I meet other girls online to talk to? I've tried messaging other girls from skype threads or shit on /soc/, but they aren't receptive to talking to me. I even message girls who say that they want "friends", but I think that what they really want are just guys to talk to them. I just want to talk to other girls, even if only online, my social skills are complete shit

>>25565266
How do I into neetbux?

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>>25567895
r u a qt grill?

>>25567972
No sorry
I'm a qt boy

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>>25567205
>>25567972
Please be my virgin, gay weeb gf. You're even UK too, you have no excuses.

Ima guy btw. Don't hit on me silly girls hehe

>tfw guy
>tfw no dyke friend
I don't know why it's something I want so bad

>>25567897
/lgbt/

sorry my comment wasn't original, mr. robot

>>25567256

ouch . that sounds painful .

>>25565762
Oh look its Doj, I wonder what he's posti-

Oh wait...white knighting again

Accepting housewife applications.

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>>25568050
>Social phobia successfully triggered

>>25568191
Would you at-least email with me? It gives you the time to reread your sentences to death and delay a reply for days/weeks at a time unlike IM.

>>25567897
r9k omegle

>>25567897
I try to talk to people from /soc/ too but no girls ever add me.

I would talk to you but I feel embarassed as a fellow woman because I'm fat and ugly and I feel like women judge more harshly. I don't ever know what to talk about either? Girl things? I don't even fucking brush my hair.

>>25568477
Talk about periods and sanitary pads

>>25568477
brush your hair tho

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>>25568347
I don't really know how to respond to this. What exactly did you want to talk about? I'm pretty much already said everything original I can say in this thread. My personality is completely void of creativeness or originality so unless you enjoy awkward silences I really have nothing at all to offer to a conversation, especially one as intimate as one on one emailing.

I want a smelly femNEET gf who never showers!

>>25568615
Not her, but you it seems you like anime so that could be a starting point for discussion. Just email her. If you don't like it, you can always stop

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>>25568824
I'm the worst kind of viewer who only watches for cute girls, I don't even really pay attention to the plot. Despite spending the last 5 years watching anime every day I doubt I could have any kind of meaningful conversation about it.

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>>25568615
>What exactly did you want to talk about?
Anything. What anime we've seen, can even watch some at the same time if you get comfortable enough.How we spend our day to day NEET life, whatever else runs into your mind. If you don't like it you can just stop replying, I will understand, I'm not interesting myself.
[email protected]
I'll leave you in peace now.
>>25568824
Nice assist. You can be best man/chick when I snag this girl if you're not just me subconsciously samefagging.

>>25568901
You're both lesbians, talk about what you like about the girls. What girls you like and the kinds of shows you like. Your experiences as lesbians etc.

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>tfw can only orgasm with a full bladder

>>25568992
Sounds like a good way to get a disease.

>>25568992
I like the idea of a girl cumming so hard she pees on me

>>25568992
>Masturbate with full bladder
>Start pissing when orgasm peeks
>Orgasm will last for as long as you can piss for

Can a Chad be under 6ft?

>>25568992
That's bad. My girlfriend used to get bladder infections a lot after sex, until her doctor told her that she shouldn't have sex until she pees, and she needs to pee afterwards too.

>>25568477
>would talk to you but I feel embarrassed as a fellow woman because I'm fat and ugly and I feel like women judge more harshly
I know that feeling- we should correspond. This is probably the #1 reason I have no girl friends irl, that crushing insecurity and feeling of being judged feels like crap. I honestly just want someone I can message sometimes or maybe play games with if they're into that. You can message me at [email protected] or post your skype if you want to talk (this goes for whoever too, don't even care if this is weird of me)

>>25565266
I just lost my job yesterday so I guess I belong here now.

>>25567256
how did you find him anon? asking for a friend

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>>25565266
This is the best life a female can live.

>>25569050
Seen you on the first page of /r9k/ can I shoot you an email?

>>25569103
Believe it or not /r9k/ itself is a great source for that kind of thing. Just not the steam threads themselves that's just full of gayboys.

>>25569050
You can add me on skype if you want: nny.bear

That's the one I use for /soc/

One of my friends irl I don't even hang out with that often because she's really pretty and I feel like she is only my friend because she feels bad for me and she is secretly embarrased of me.

>>25569127
Of course, I'm going to be busy as heck in an hour but I'll respond to whoever messages me

>>25569127
here

If any of you other fembots want a chill guy to talk to just send me a mail.
[email protected]

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>>25569005
>>25569026
>>25569028
>>25569047
>tfw too many anons reply at once and you don't want to leave anyone out but don't know what to write and it's overwhelming due to autism

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>>25569202
>Woman asks specifically for female friends
>"Hi I'd podro I'm male hit me up"

fuck off scum

>>25569245
Respond tome first >>25569026
:^)

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I wish I had a better computer so I can at least try streaming games on Twitch for some money. I haven't talked to my friends since highschool because I'm too ashamed to let them know I have no job and that I'm too stupid for college.

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>>25569202

I am bored and sad enough i went to r9k for the first time and i wanna try using this gig too.

Just eating green jelly and can't even tear up for some reason, tell me bullshit or spam me if anyone's bored enough, peace.

[email protected]

>>25569288
You sound like the female version of me

>>25569263
Yes I was born MALE i have a PENIS but I don't identify as a male.

>>25569313
Do women hate fags like this as much as me?

>>25569288
I tried streaming from my brother's beefy custom computer but no one showed up. It's not as easy as people think unless you slut out and show tits.

Even if it's because I'm ugly, I even tried just streaming with no cam because I have a nice voice, but still no one.

>>25565762
>The brown nosed knight appears to rescue the helpless maiden

>>25569350
You need to advertise on reddit or some other normie place that's full of horny men

>>25566174
What's your BMI? Just curious.

>>25569339
I was going to message them but after seeing their response, now I won't. I agree with you, I think transexuals are just mentally ill

>>25566339
You have to go to the shelters.

>>25569375
To be honest, I actually was trying to become a legit non-slut streamer but literally no one will watch your stream then unless you are good and I have always been bad at video games.

>too socially retarded for a job
>too weak to be in military
>too stupid for school

I hear that there's websites you can go to where you can find farmers that are willing to have strangers sleepover in exchange for labor work.

>>25569403
That's nice to see
Most women I've met irl have though trannies were normal

>>25569417
>>25569339
Not even me (>>25569202)

>>25569263
The "woman" i responded to said it wa sok for anyone to message her fuck off, at the end of the day a NEET is a NEEt take your gender card tumblr shit out of here

>>25569421
Where? I'd be willing to join you.

>>25569417
What games were you streaming?

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>>25569421
>too socially retarded for a job
>too weak to be in military
>too stupid for school

There's a place that exists just for people like us

>>25569474
Mostly LoL, but newer games my brother bought at the time I would try as well since I figured more people would be wanting to watch those.

MGSV: Phantom Pain, SOMA, I tried Outlast but that shit was 2spooky4me

>>25569421
WWOOF
Willing workers on organic farms. Hippies and what not.

>>25569475
In my country you need to have worked 55 consecutive weeks to get on it.

>>25569288
I'll help fund a better computer for you, where do I drop my dosh?

>>25569500
>tfw no scardy cat gf

>>25568477
>I don't even fucking brush my hair.

I didn't brush my hair for a year and it went horrible and matted. I wore a hat the entire time to hide it. Eventually I had to just cut it all off. I still wear a hat all the time so my mom doesn't think I've become a lesbian.

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>>25569350
Even I get viewers and all I do is speedrun the same games. I recommend channelling your autism instead of trying to live of your vagina.

>>25569500
You could maybe get your bro to play off cam while you pretend to play on cam. I watch chess streamers on twitch and I've never seen a girl streaming, so that could be something for you. The chess community is completely starved of women, as you can imagine.

>>25569557
I cut my hair dyke short and had the chick take a razor to it to thin it out. I literally just run my hand through it now and it's untangled. It sucks because my hair used to be past my ass and was super shiny but NEETlife got the best of me.

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>Reply to the email
>20 minutes later no response
>Starting to wonder if someone else replied before me and took my place
>It's probably for the best away

>>25566467
>Tumblr is a very accurate polar opposite of /r9k/. Both are shitty places, at that.
I'd take the red pill over the blue any day anon

>>25569666
Of course you would, satan

>>25569666
>red pill
Stop being a cringy cunt you devil.

>>25569569
That's because you're a guy. They're not expecting you to be interesting or hot. For me, I either have to be one of the two or no viewers.

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>>25569569

>Instead of trying to live of your vagina

We're trying to take the easiest option as you can see by the thread title senpai

>>25569578
I used to do that for fun when I would curse voice with people because he's actually really good at vidya.

I think I just want to be his manager and sit on the sidelines while he makes it big. Pathetic, I know, but I have no talent of my own when it comes to that.

>>25569691
>That's because you're a guy.
I'm not. I don't use cam because there is no fucking reason too though. You can do that too.

>>25569786
How many viewers do you get regularly? Do I just have to be more consistent? Also, do you advertise your stream anywhere? I never felt comfortable doing that because I was afraid of people calling me an attentionwhore.

>>25569739
Don't give up. Have you tried playing more "casual" games like DayZ?

>>25569621
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>tfw no femNEET weeb gf

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>>25569969
Reading your reply sent my blood pressure sky high. I'm so fucking autistic, I feel really shitty for leading you along like I was going to be your pen pal or something and eventually open up or whatever. I'm at my social interaction limit for the year and it's only January. I am leaving this thread now. Again, sorry for all the spaghetti but it really is better this way because all that was going to happen if I forced a few more responses out was me going silent at some point and feeling like a total arsehole for blanking you but continuing to do it until you gave up.

femNEET, also known as the "traditional woman".

>99% of women throughout history were NEET

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TFW NO FEMBOT NEET GF AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TFW SO LOW ON THE FOOD CHAIN NOT EVEN AUTISTIC GIRLS WHO CANT TALE CARE OF THEMSELVES DONT WANT ME

>>25570304
take*
fuck me

>>25570304
How would you support a NEET girl?

>>25570447
With my big, wagie dick

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>>25570447
i mean how does she support herself already

I'm an ugly loser girl who wants to talk with other ugly loser girls. I consider myself pretty easy to talk to. My Skype is pepperpatter. I'll expect you to go on voice at least briefly so I know you're not just a bad trap.

>>25570447
I have a job anon

>>25571674
pls be me nice things, i'll be loyal

>>25572763
But anon you're a man

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>>25565266
I wanna be a NEET but I have no idea how to fake autism and get neetbux.

Is there any other way to become a NEET that I haven't heard of?

>>25572793
Play games on twitch and let the money roll in

I want a cali femneet to take care of my dog while I go to work and college.

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>>25572793
Do you really need to fake it? Just be yourself

There's this cute introverted (autistic?) girl at school. She's good at school and I'm not (because I'm mentally ill). I started giving her looks to see how she'd respond.

Now sometimes when I'm doing other stuff she gives me the same looks. Smiling at me randomly. She's tried to interact with me a few times by i.e. giving me a pen back I had left somewhere that I mentioned where she was nearby.

I'm really bad at holding conversations with people and it seems like she is too. So perhaps that's why she thinks that I'm not too bad. I tried striking up a conversation with her but it was really noisy so I kind of spaghetti'd that up. She didn't seem weirded out or anything though.
I randomly look at people all the time and she's the only person who's started doing it back.

Does that mean she might be into me as well?
How would you go about indicating you like someone back when you literally never talk?

maybe I'm just a massive psychopath

>>25574031
>How would you go about indicating you like someone back when you literally never talk?

I spent 4 years sitting next to the girl I liked in class. She was an autistic loner like me. We never talked. I haven't seen her since the last day of school, 11 years ago now.

>>25574031
Maybe just ask if she wants to trade phone numbers/emails/kiks/whatever medium you might actually be somewhat comfortable holding a conversation through. It's a little autismal to just up and ask that but in this case it seems like your only option.

>>25574123
I'm seriously afraid that she might actually like me and that I'll just sperg out forever and miss out on her.
>>25574665
Uh okay I might ask if she has Skype or something.

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