Survived a car crash today. Lost control speeding on ice, slammed

>>25564715
You didn't survive.

This is hell.

please wake up

you've been in a coma since the accident

>"oh fuck, I totalled my car"
>"BETTER TELL ARKAYNINE RIGHT AWAY"

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>>25564723
Wish I lived a better life.

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>>25564715
>There is no God.
The bitter irony is that maybe there is.
Maybe there is and you aren't terribly important to it.
Just so it decides to pull shit like this on you.

I never met someone else in the same predicament as me.

>>25564773
>spend most of your life on this weird website
>think it's somehow forgotten every time you step of the house

You may have some issues.

>>25564715
yeah i feel you. i was riding with my chad "friend" yesterday and he thought it was a good idea to drift in a 90 degree turn on pure ice. crashed right into a tree and a rock totaling the car spinning and getting some good air.

This is now a car crash thread. I will contribute with several.

>Riding someplace with grandparents as a little kid
>Looking out back window and laughing at the silly truck that's going all over the road
>Get very annoyed at my grandma's panicky telling me to be quiet and sit back down in my seat
>Eventually run off road into ditch by drunk guy in truck

>Cruising around town in college with friends
>Has recently snowed, then thawed, then frozen again
>Playing loud music and drinking energy drinks because we are bored nerds trying to be edgy
>Driver going way too fast when taking turns
>Hit patch of black ice
>Spin out across intersection, bash in right side of car against large tree

>Driving to work
>Old guy in pickup truck has been in lane alongside me for close to two miles, going same speed, stopping next to me at stoplights
>Apparently forgets I'm there and comes into my lane suddenly and without warning
>Pushes my car onto sidewalk and into wall
>Cop car right behind us immediately puts on lights and sirens
>Whoknewcopscouldbesotimelyandhelpful.jpeg

>Stopped at stop sign for a long time waiting for backed up traffic to clear out of busy road so I can turn onto it
>Asian lady in the minivan behind me is texting and doesn't even realize there's a stop sign ahead of her
>Rear-ends me so hard it becomes a 5 vehicle pile-up

I am apparently the Angel of Death for cars.