How do you figure out your sexuality if you're a virgin?

>I like gay porn

Then you're gay. How is that not obvious?
If you wore a pink shirt, I'd call you gay. Jerking it to gay porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me faggotry.

>>25563729
>like straight stuff
Then you're straight. How is that not obvious?
If you wore a black shirt, I'd call you straight. Jerking it to straight porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me normie.

>>25563729
>I like tranny stuff
Then you're a tranny. How is that now obvious?
If you wore a prosthetic dick, I'd call you tranny. Jerking it to tranny porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me mentally ill tranny.

>>25563779
>heterosexuality makes one a normie
nice meme

How do you get "straight man" from black, by the way? Should have used blue.

>>25563729
>gay porn, etc.
Then you're gay. How is that not obvious?
If you wore a rainbow thong, I'd call you gay. Jerking it to gay porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me you poofter faggot.

>I like pegging

Then you're a peg. How is that not obvious?
If you held up a pink shirt, I'd call you a peg. Jerking it to pegging porn is like maximum stay the fuck away from me plastic clothing holders.

>>25563801
>Should have used blue
what a dumb critique

>>25563766
>>25563779
>>25563798
>>25563847
>>25563849
pls no meme answers

>>25563849
Best, desu senpai.

Are you male, and does the male form attract you? Then you are homosexual.
Are you male, and does the female form attract you? Then you are heterosexual
Respectively, if you're female, invert the types of sexualities.
Obviously, if both, bisexual.

Now use a little bit of common sense. What does a transsexual or a trap look like? Correct, a woman. You are attracted to the female form. You are heterosexual.

>gay porn
This may be a prison gay thing. Are you sexually attracted to the men in gay porn?

>>25563858
Then stop making meme threads. If you enjoy man on man porn of any kind you're at least somewhat gay or bi.

The same goes for liking men with tits aka traps.

>>25563856
>ur stupid
Nice argument, moron.

>>25563858
Guy who made the first post here. It wasn't a "meme answer", it was my honest opinion. Don't blame me because the autismos here can't post like a normal person.

If they want to copy people, why don't they copy normies and stop being failures?

>>25563766
Pink is the manliest color you insecure faggot

>>25563902
>Now use a little bit of common sense. What does a transsexual or a trap look like? Correct, a woman. You are attracted to the female form. You are heterosexual.
Penis is literally the most masculine thing in existence. How do you not understand this? If you were straight, you'd want to put your dick in a vagina, not take a dick up your ass.

>>25563937
Yeah, your mother's pink knows how manly I am, you shit eating faggot.

>>25563729
Porn literally brainwashes you because it is such powerful imagery. Because it is so shocking, you get aroused. And when you watch anything every day, you get used to it and your tastes adjust.

Some guys wonder if they are homosexual since they get aroused at the sight of male body in the porn they watch.

If they never watched any porn, they would probably be interested in girls.

So in conclusion, porn warps your tastes and opinions. Remove it from your life and you will discover your true tastes, Because the taste for porn is acquired.

>>25563858
Guy who made the first post here. It wasn't a "meme answer", it was my honest opinion. Don't blame me because the autismos here can't post like a normal person.

If they want to copy people, why don't they copy normies and stop being failures?

>>25563974
>Porn literally brainwashes you
What's up evangelical christian.

>>25563976
Did you just copy my post exactly, proving me right? Thanks for that.

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>>25563953
am I in elementary school again?

>>25564014
You probably still are in elementary school if you want to say stupid shit like "pink is manly". Seems like you never actually left. I stooped to your level and your stupid ass is surprised. That tells me that even you think you're stupid.

>>25564030
Be honest, you're a nigger aren't you?

>>25564001
>Did you just copy my post exactly, proving me right? Thanks for that.
Did you just copy my post exactly, proving me right? Thanks for that.

>>25564039
I'm really not. I don't like niggers. I don't even like brown people.

>>25564047
This guy might not be in elementary school but he should go back.

>>25564054
You're a nigger in soul even if you weren't born one m8

>>25564085
Is that right? I don't even know what that means. Care to explain, dumbshit?

>>25564099
I don't talk with niggers

>>25563946
>m-muh penis!
For someone who's straight, you have an awful lot of attention for dicks, Anon. Genitals are a minor part of someone's body. If every other part looks strikingly like a woman, there's absolutely nothing gay to be attracted to this.

To be attracted to the penis is, obviously, a different matter, but should not be assumed when the remainder is feminine.

What if someone would want nothing to do with said penis, and instead stick to a transsexual's or trap's mouth? Is there anything gay about that?

>>25564129
>tripfag
>stupid
>gay

It's like the perfect storm of failure.

>>25564174
I'm not gay. I'm strictly attracted to women, but consider and treat transwomen as equals. I just wouldn't ever want anything to do with one's penis.

You have a very fragile masculinity.

>>25563989
Why would anyone choose to watch porn instead of choosing to have an amazing sex with a real woman. Throw in some working out in the gym so you are better in the bed gymnastics.
Change positions, make it interesting, give the woman mind blowing orgasms, and then she would be eager to please and enjoy herself as well.

Being pro-porn is being anti-sex. Mainly for the faggots here, porn robs them of the ability to talk to real women and have sex with real women. So they choose to abandon real sex in favor of pornography.

So how is that view evangelical christian?

Some of the people here have full blown porn addiction and they choose porn instead of sex, and as it goes they become incapable of actual sex because they cannot get aroused by a real woman anymore.

>>25564231
>I'm not gay

Is that right? Yeah, nah, I believe it. Absolutely. Yep.
Nah, you're a faggot. The only fragile thing is your attempt at being heterosexual.

>>25564264
Yes, I'm very much straight. I don't see what grounds you have to think otherwise.

>>25564261
Not everyone is a beta cuck pussy provider like you friendo

>>25564291
You think chicks with dicks isn't fucking gay as shit. That's grounds. I say chicks with dicks because that's the term and not because they're actually chicks. When you're taking it up the ass, make sure to think back to how hard you were arguing for your "straight" sexuality, faggot.

>>25564330
I am an anal virgin and will forever remain that way, sorry friendo.

But no, you just said it yourself. "Chicks", aka women, who have a penis. If you're attracted to anything but the penis part, it's completely straight.

You probably stand to pee because you think it's not manly to sit down, don't you.

>>25564396
>I am an anal virgin
Even the way you worded that makes you sound like a fucking faggot. Like it's some temporary thing. Fucking hell. Don't even need to read the rest. What's this about sitting down to pee? Holy shit. If you ever get a girl so people think you're straight, rest assured that I'll gladly dick her for you. I won't dick you, though. Fucking gay cunt.

>>25563729

fug an be male

>>25564261
All of this. People in relationships never watch porn -- ever.

Ever?

EVER!

>>25564428
>the way I worded that
But that's official terminology, Anon. Don't be so dumb.

So you don't sit to pee? Because you're afraid of being considered unmanly? That's really sad. I hope that one day, you will grow some sapience and disregard these thoughts.

>>25564396
>If you're attracted to anything but the penis part, it's completely straight.

it's not gay if you suck a girl's penis

>>25564517
Why would I want to suck something I'm not attracted to? You can have relationships with transwomen or traps without dickplay being involved, you know.

>>25564552
the girlpenis is the best thing about transwomen, it compensates their ugly feet, blocky bodies, worse faces and hair, hardness of body etc, why the hell would you even bother with a transwoman if you aren't going to milk her girlcum inside your mouth?

>>25564552
Because you are in a relationship, cumslut. You make the girl happy by sucking on her cock. She'll make you happy by fucking your boypussy

>>25564580
Because that's gay. I like the feminine aspect, nothing else. That includes the mind.

>>25564583
That's very gay. Why are you so fixated about this?

>>25564618
>worried about being called gay
If you don't swallow girlsperm as your main hobby I just feel bad for you. Maybe you and your tight, lonely boypussy will grow out of these immature fears one day

>>25564618
It's not gay to please your transgf with an orgasm and lick all over her cock and tasty itty bitty balls.

Actually it's really gay that you think that's gay, sounds like you are closet homo breh.

>>25563779
>>25563798
>>25563847
I'm not sure if you're all mad that >>25563766
is just telling the truth. Are you ALL in the closet?

>>25563729

Go to your local gloryhole and suck a dick.
Don't worry, sucking dick don't make you unvirgin and it's not homo if you're just checking if you like doing it or not.

If you don't like sucking dick and you're not a normie then you're either a failed normie or an apprentice wizard.

>>25564129
What's the whole fucking point of traps if not the fact that they have a penis? If you like traps you're a fucking faggot. Period.

>>25563729
i consider myself straight, but then artists draw chicks with dicks which appease my cock so i figure that yeah id fuck a guy if he looked like the traps in my doujiins

>>25564653
Lol.

>>25564661
Your mental gymnastics makes no sense.

Wouldn't it be gay to suck on a biological woman's vagina, because the act of sucking usually refers to fellatio? Checkmate, /b/tard.

>>25564748
>am I gay for doing xyz?
No you're just a terrible partner and a whiny baby. If you won't suck her cock someone else gladly will. No cock goes unsucked these days

>>25564261
>Why would anyone choose to watch porn instead of choosing to have an amazing sex with a real woman.
Some of us don't have an option, boy-o.

Also I've had tons of both, and with beautiful 9/10 women, and self service beats all but the best.

>>25563729
Why does it matter what your sexuality is if you're staying virgin forever ?
Just say that you are internetsexual and watch all kinds of fucked up shit or something nobody cares lmao.

>>25564794
That's too bad. I'm still not gay.

>>25565382
The bell you're not

If you're attracted to traps and feminine twinks, you're a gynophile which means you're heterosexual.