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Just be yourself brah works every time
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>>25561437
I used this shitty site and the first throwaway photo I used said I was hot. With my narcissistic desire to be attractive fueled I uploaded some much better photos which were all classified as lower than hot and way older than they were.

The inventors of this site desire to be smashed onto a pedestal and then have their throats ripped out by the bare hands of angry people who will proceed to lash their dead bodies with their ripped out throats and tongues.
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>>25561437
That app isn't even near accurate...
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Just be yourself right?
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>>25561483
Calm down ugly.
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>>25561437
reminder that girl can be lonely too
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>>25561437
Shitty taste AI. Katya is god-tier beauty.
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>tfw "Hmmm...."
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>only nice on every picture
>ugly friend is hot
Either I have a pretty distorted view of reality or this program is fucked
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Still a robot right? qB^)
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>>25561437
Tried with another picture than this one and it said i was "OK"
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Don't forget that the game is rigged
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>>25561437
>20
>the person in this photo is underaged

o-okay then
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>>25562748
This is a reality, most men for women are average looking they just try to give us a chance anyway...
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>>25562859
Most men are average because femininity is more attractive than masculinity to most women AND men. It's pretty simple.

So just become a cute femboy and fuck other femboys!
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>Uploaded 5 different pictures
>All got "hmm"
>Got told I was 3 years older than I actually am in every pic I uploaded

So this is why I'm a virgin
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>>25561483
NEED MORE EDGE
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>>25562562
ROSEFAGS BTFO
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>>25562994
But that's not rose.
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>>25562883
But I want my SO to judge me by my personality not my looking...
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Only true robot tier reporting in
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>>25561437
>even AI suck chad dicks

G-guys tell me future virtual gf w-won't cheat on me with chad
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>>25563038
tidy up those eyebrows and get a proper haircut and you'll be easily above average
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>>25563032
Women are shallow and only care about their own wellbeing and how they'll end up when choosing partners, as they always have so much to choose from. Give up, women are disgusting subhumans.
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>>25561870
They literally can't. There's so many beta guys desperately looking for a relationship (and not just a quick fuck).
Lower your standards. This goes for both sexes.
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>>25562748
>most attractive: 0%

I fucking hate women
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>>25563069
Just as most men's caveman is outstanding in their behaviors, women's cavewoman is there too.

the caveman outside us want us to choose the girl with big boobs since it's a good source of milk for the bib, big ass so the place where the baby live is bigger in pregnancy so he can be more healthy, most women also want an alpha man with money who can make her kids live a secure live... None of us is just, just some of us surrender for their caveman more than others.

PS: excuse my poor English
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>>25563061
don't worry you can keep your robololiwaifu in home with you all the time
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>>25563062
y-you too

(Fuck off dicknose robot this is original)
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>>25562748
>that near symmetrical bell curve for the men rating women
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>>25563372
It's painfully telling how male expectations seem to be absolutely realistic and female expectations everything but.
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>>25563391
It will make more sense if the graph was before cum / after cum.
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>>25562748

It's the 20/80 rule.
Most women only date the top 20%
The other 80 are just worker drones
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STOP POSTING THESE FUCKING THREADS STOP ATTRACTING NORMIES TO THIS BOARD. THEY ARE TAKING OVER. THE NORMIES ARE TAKING OVER. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I did it on one of the few pictures of myself I actually think I look ok in and it gave me the lowest rating.... sheeeit
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>>25561437
>tfw only nice

;_;
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>>25562748
What are the stats behind this?

If thats from a large legit source I'm actually pretty fucking annoyed. That's really sad
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>>25563533
It's from OkCupid database when it was possible to rate people.
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>>25562994
what?

o r i g i n a l desu
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>>25563171
Succubi: small dicks wut?
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>>25562748
>>25563139
>>25563533
Reminder that that's from a dating site, so attractive men will be less likely to use it in the first place.
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>>25564357
But somehow women are normally distributed?
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>>25561437
wew laddie lues
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>>25562684
T H I C K

booty
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>upload 5 different pictures
>all rated as ''hmm''
JUST
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>>25564503
Attractive women whom men in real life wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, but can ensnare a few men just with some profile pics.

>single women with Chad-babies
>narcissists
>convenient profile pic angles
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>>25563038
was getting hmm part of your plan?
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>>25566185
Lucky how this stuff adds up to a nice normal distribution.
Seriously, you can come up with shit to complicate things enough that your bullshit theory works, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a bullshit theory.
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>>25563038
You look like somebody I would avoid in high school because you might ask me if I was reading one of those backwards Pokemon books. (You're fine bro.)
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>nice

Way better than expected for a selfie i took just now.
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>>25561437
Game over
>original content
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>>25567920
Damn. If godlike people like him can't score then I'm fucked.
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well... it's something
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I did it with the worst photo of myself and then with a photo of Jason Statham and they both got "hot"

most of my photos get "ok"
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ORIGINAL COMMENT ALREADY
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>tfw so ugly it ignores you and calls the house in the background hot
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how does this program work?
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>>25569959
I think it checks every pixel and the color values and so on ... there are enough possibilities to create such an algorithm.
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>>25569959
Simple, it uploads pick to a instagram feed and chicks rate you
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>>25561437
>>25561437
It says they used celebrities faces in making the AI, so...
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moot btfo
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>>25561437
That face is a 6/10 at best
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>>25569959
It picks an area on a picture randomly, then it gives it a rating randomly.
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>tfw just barely OK
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>>25562994
Rose got hot 20 year old female when I tried a pic of hers.
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>>25561437
Don't trust this site. I got "godlike" but still have no bf.
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>>25570271
I'll be your bf if you promise to be faithful.
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>>25570271
>>25570283
Both of you don't belong here. Get out.
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>>25570283
Ok, but we can't have sex before getting married.
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>>25570729
I agree to these terms.
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>>25561437
I got stunning even though I'm a chubby ball of lust

I don't think the app is accurate
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Just be 2D-girl fembot works every time
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>>25563071
The problem is that a girl only has to lower her standards to "Anything below Chad" whereas a guy has to lower them to "Barely recognizable as a human"
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>>25561437
who /hot/ here?
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While I just did this and got the "Hmm..." rating I'm perfectly fine with it because I don't even want a gf. Though my biggest problem with is an ellipses is suppose to have three dots not two and they fucked it up. Way to go, I guess.
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>>25571182
>tfw fat and stunning

What's the matter, can't keep up with the fat man?
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>>25571182
FUCK EM UP
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>take a decent picture
>decide to try why not
>get "hmm.."
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>get "stunning" and "godlike"
>be friendless kv loser that lives with parents
yay
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>>25571787
It's a just world brah, your own fault for being a horrible person.
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>Just end it all
Or1ginal C0mm3nt
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>>25571844
You're pretty quick to judge someone you don't know.
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>>25571933
forgot the image
0riginal
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>>25571272
may just have a bias for fat people - probably thinks their double chin is part of their jaw of something
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>>25571182
Heyo! Hot here
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>tfw your shitty mspaint drawing of someone else gets a higher rating than your real photos

haha, time to die!
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This website is garbage.
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I always thought I was good looking
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>>25568701
>2016
>believing in hotness of the face
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>>25561437
Got my first stunning desu :)
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>>25572396
>still can't get laid because autistic
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Prove that she actually improved the painting.
I always knew she was a genius artist
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>>25572313
Well that's a surprise.
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>tfw just "OK"
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>>25572632
>tfw only OK
>tfw app says i am 20-30 years older than what i am
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Fucking Jar Jar Abrams is hotter than me
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>>25572669
Not as bad as being 19 and the site thinking your under 18 in 90%+ of your pictures.
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So what do ya'll think about this?

original comment, yada yada yada
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>>25572632
same here i managed to get nice only when it didnt even recognise my face in the frame

then it says the goofy looking nigger on the homepage is hot

fuck this
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At least it thinks my drawing's nice
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>tfw it only rated me as "nice"
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>>25572848
needs squinty eyes
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Sup, wagecuck? This is why I bang your gf every night while you rest for your next day of slavery. NEETs are hot while wagecucks are not.
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The caption and the AI was correct. Fuck off, carrot eating freaks. Bitchs are like "muh curves!"
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>Upload every picture I have of myself to try and get a different result
>Every one is "hmm..." and says I'm in my mid 40's
>I'm in my late 20's

Not even surprised any more.
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I guess I'm uglier than... this
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>>25568701
Glasses pls.
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This is a good app.
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>I'm beautiful!
Fatty BTFO.
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>>25561437
The AI is flawed. Most women and gay guys would consider this guy an 8+/10
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>tfw wont recognize my face no matter what picture i put in
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Let's try something different. A picture with many faces and we'll see which one it picks.
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>tfw he was right
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Granpa's got a nice ear
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Feels pretty good to be rated by the robot to be stunning, but in real life no girls ever like me
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>>25574033
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO I ONLY GET OK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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*cllliiiirck* NOICE
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Wow! Even this website knows that the Little Caesar's Pizza Hot N Ready's are able to be eaten for any meal, any reason, and at any time!
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>>25574204
I smell a new commercial in the making
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>>25568073
Kojima is easily godlike; program confirmed for shitty
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Bernie BTFO
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>>25575010
daily reminder that women are attracted to money
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Eggman from /r9k/
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>>25575127
Henry Cavill. Something is wrong with this AI
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>>25575127
He looks like the space child from 2001. Godlike indeed.
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>>25564357
Hardly. Shitty dating sites like okcupid and tinder are practically only worth using if you are Chad. It cuts the bullshit out of picking up girls at the club or bar and eliminates the costs (cover charge, drinks) associated with it. When you're over 8/10, you aren't concerned about getting girls, you are concerned about maximizing your choices.

On a great night, clubgoing Chad can maybe try his luck with 10 women, tops. On Tinder he can swipe through 30 times that if he wants.
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>>25575127
E G G M A N
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can we all agree that this AI is bullshit
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>>25575127
Very intelligent indeed.
I'm essentially the concentrated essence of Chad.
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>>25562748
Men aren't inherently designed to be attractive, we're designed to be productive. Women are designed to be attractive because they're physically weak. Women also put far more effort into their appearance than men.
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>>25575031
So are robots now, apparently.
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>>25576084
eggman please tell me are you actually bitter against women or is it just a money making ruse to exploit /r9k/?
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I don't exist here
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>>25574178
underrated as fuck
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>get a nice rating
>says I'm 10 years older than I actually am
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>>25577606
>>get a nice rating
>>says I'm 10 years older than I actually am
if you're a man that's not necessarily a bag thing
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>>25577816
Can you give an example of something that /is/ a bag thing?
>inb4 a bag
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>>25566330
>your theory works
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>>25574033
it's cause you're a autistic faggot
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