18, have no interest in being an adult/responsible/getting a job and there is no way around this so what are some ways for me to off myself that painless and can actually be acquired?
Death from over 500ft is almost garenteed to be instantaneous, but I expect you're too much of a pussy to do that and you're looking for a nice "soft" option
>there is no soft option
The human body is extremely durable and anything less than extreme methods will leave you alive and ill or a permanent potato.
a rope and a doorknob/fixture on the wall
Make sure the rope and fixture can support your weight
Tie the rope into a noose and have it sit at a level where when your head is inside of it you can't reach the floor
Your feet don't need to be off the floor but it should be in a position where you lean into the noose with your legs sprawled out and not in a position to pick yourself up
Ensure that the noose is large enough to barely fit your head in. It can't be any looser lest you risk working your way out in a panic
Get very drunk/high/whatever
Stick your head into the noose and you should be out within several seconds then dead within a few minutes
If done correctly the rope will put the pressure on the veins either side of your windpipe. When these veins are constricted it takes less than a second to lose consciousness. If the noose chokes your throat and doesn't put enough pressure on the veins then it may takes over a minute to lose consciousness
>hurrr durrr what is a good way to kill myself>?????
implying this isnt some shitty hurr durr im depressed gimme attention thread
goddamn OP why dont you fucking kill yourself?
not because you want to but because you shit up my board
>accessable suicide methods
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN AFFORD GRAVITY. MAYBE YOUR COUNTRY HAS SOME SORT OF GRAVITY STAMPS? WHERE IF YOU ARE A POORFAG YOU CAN GET ONE FREE GRAVITY A WEEK????
would be awesome if you could get one free gravity
how about one free passing train? would be awesome if your country has some sort of arrangement for poor people that they can travel somewhere where they can watch trains drive by with over 60mph. Would be awesome if they arrange that. But I dont know if your country is rich enough to support this stuff.
Maybe we can all try to collect money for OP so he can move to a country where gravity is affordable for everyone?
what do you say guys??? Hooray for OP???
You don't want to kill yourself, at least not yet. The fact that you made this thread instead of going ahead and killing yourself shows that very clearly. You want attention, but I'm not saying that in any sort of condescending or pejorative way. It's only natural to want to talk to someone when you need help. So why don't you tell us exactly what's wrong?
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Op why not live and enjoy life,meth and ejaculation?