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>one chance at life
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>one chance at life
>born a spider

Just fuck my shit up, senpai
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>>25559836
*skitters angrily*
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>>25559836
Being a spider is fucking worse than being a Homo sapien cuck

>tfw hatch with thousands of fellow spiderbrahs
>immediately fight amongst each other for space and food
>abandoned by single mother (father spider nowhere to be seen)
>mature and try to find qt spiderchick
>find chick, get to have sweet spidersex
>get fucking devoured by giantess spider chick

fuck this spiderlife brahs
Just as I thought I was gonna make it, the fucking bitch literally eats me. what the fuck
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If it makes you feel any better, I really love spiders.

They make cool homes, keep pest populations in check, and look pretty darn cute with their big ol eyes. Shame people are afraid of spiders so much. I always try to help them out and never interfere with their webs.
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Spiders are great. I have a pet tarantula.
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>>25559967
>walking along minding my own business
>some giant human stomps on me
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>>25560001
>>25559993
Agreed, spiders are gr8.

>>25559967
Most spiders don't eat their mates, that's only few species. Hope it makes you feel better.
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Does spider have a fine puss puss?
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Fuck spiders they deserve to go extinct
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But you can crawl into a cute sleeping girl's mouth and live in her intestines.
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>>25560239
You too wwww
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>>25559967
>you will never be devoured by your giantess waifu

I mean, I can think of worse ways to go
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>>25559836
>fuck qt spider dom grill
>have 300 kids

Fuck off arachnochad.
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>when you think you finally found a girl who likes your mating dance but it was actually a human normie tricking you with a mirror
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>>25559967
> Father spider nowhere to be seen.
Mom probably ate him.
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>>25561049
thatsthejoke.tiff
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>>25559967
I'm sorry to inform you spiderbro but there is no sweet spidersex to be had.

You merely wrap your semen in a web cocoon beforehand and place it in her pouch with your 2 frontal arm/penis sticks.
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>>25560518
>arachnochad
Sides are fucking obliterated.

>tfw no Misadventures of Arachnochad and Beta Recluse animated series

In all seriousness it would probably make a great webcomic though. 10/10 would read.
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If I could only be a spider, but oh no... born a freaking beta mantis.

>finally find qt fem mantis.
>leap onto her back, clasping her thorax and wing bases with meh fore legs.
>Arche abdomen to deposit and store sperm in the "special fuzzy tingle time chamber" near the tip of the qt's abdomen.
>So happy, no longer a virgin.
>She looks over her shoulder, smiles, then eats me to death.
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>>25561256
If only I were a drawfag.
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>>25562153
There's a doujin of this right? Mantis mating is so hot.
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>>25561113

yeah but does it feel good?
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>>25562654
Have you ever handed a cashier some money?

It feels like that.
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>no chance at life
>born anyways
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