>one chance at life
>born a spider
Just fuck my shit up, senpai
Being a spider is fucking worse than being a Homo sapien cuck
>tfw hatch with thousands of fellow spiderbrahs
>immediately fight amongst each other for space and food
>abandoned by single mother (father spider nowhere to be seen)
>mature and try to find qt spiderchick
>find chick, get to have sweet spidersex
>get fucking devoured by giantess spider chick
fuck this spiderlife brahs
Just as I thought I was gonna make it, the fucking bitch literally eats me. what the fuck
If it makes you feel any better, I really love spiders.
They make cool homes, keep pest populations in check, and look pretty darn cute with their big ol eyes. Shame people are afraid of spiders so much. I always try to help them out and never interfere with their webs.
>walking along minding my own business
>some giant human stomps on me
>when you think you finally found a girl who likes your mating dance but it was actually a human normie tricking you with a mirror
I'm sorry to inform you spiderbro but there is no sweet spidersex to be had.
You merely wrap your semen in a web cocoon beforehand and place it in her pouch with your 2 frontal arm/penis sticks.
Sides are fucking obliterated.
>tfw no Misadventures of Arachnochad and Beta Recluse animated series
In all seriousness it would probably make a great
webcomic though. 10/10 would read.
If I could only be a spider, but oh no... born a freaking beta mantis.
>finally find qt fem mantis.
>leap onto her back, clasping her thorax and wing bases with meh fore legs.
>Arche abdomen to deposit and store sperm in the "special fuzzy tingle time chamber" near the tip of the qt's abdomen.
>So happy, no longer a virgin.
>She looks over her shoulder, smiles, then eats me to death.