who /godsplan/ here?

>>25559361

newfag here, what do you mean by /pure/

also praising my ancestors by praying to Thor to give me strength to purge the immigrants

>>25559361
>tfw aunt is a fucking drug addict who can't keep a job
>tfw im having to teach her son shit about life that his single mother wont, like sports
>tfw trying to swindle money from mom so i can go to school and get a degree since i don;t have the money to just move out an dlive on my own
>tfw i wish i had a job to support all my family, not out of love, but because i want to basically own them
>tfw fedora is on too tight so i cant sit through religion
>tfw will never be pure

>>25559865
>stopping that nasty masturbation habit
>quit drinking
>no drugs
>think positively about females
>get sex off of your mind

>>25559361
Will Jesus still love me after I'm done pounding that tight, virgin Christian pussy?

>>25559954
no. enjoy hell lmao

>>25559361
>impending american revolution
kek

>>25559971
I wouldn't mind going to hell for a piece of Christ-chan desu.
I'm already going to hell anyways *tip*

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>Go to my local Roman Catholic church for Sunday services
>I'm the only white person in the building
>Priest is from South America or some shit, can't understand him through the accent
>Feel even more disconnected from my community in a place that is meant to foster good relationships between people
Fuck multiculturalism.

>>25559361

>Ameripoors are STILL obsessed with revolutions and weird puritanical nonsense hundreds of years later!

>>25559361
Christ-chan a cute! CUTE!

My very existence defies God's plan.

>>25560049
Sounds a lot like my church. Does the priest's name happen to be Father Henry?

>>25559361
I wish all religitiards would just go away and let the intelligent people (atheists) fix this shit that stupid religious people have broken in this millenium

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>>25561297
I've been away from r9k for awhile.

Is this still ironic fedora tipping, or is it a serious response?

>>25560152
As an American, I'm somehow both mortified and intensely amused by this.

Possibly more amusing is how other countries don't understand it.

>>25561321
Poe's law is fun original comment

Yes, I'm planning to die for my sins soon.

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>>25561378
I just have this horrible feeling I can't shake that reddit took over in my absence.

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>>25561419
I like to think it's just some high-tier memers trying to throw us for a loop, but I know there's been an influx in Reddit users all over.