>250 word essay due tomorrow >im sitting on 4chan

Nigger I could write 250 words with a pencil between my ass cheeks

>>25552074
250 words can be done in easily less than an hour dicknigger piss off

>>25552074
>40 word essay due in next week
FUCK

>100 word essay due October
Never going to make it guys.

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500 trillion word essay due in 1 nanosecond. What do I do?

>>25552074
You mean a paragraph?

>500 word essay on school violence due tomorrow
>Test over eight chapters due tomorrow
>Did not study
>Spent holidays jerking off.

>100 word essay due in 6 FUCKING HOURS
>still haven't started

Fuck me

> 5 word essay due February 2033

fml

>>25552074
A nice trick is to repeat 'the' two times every time. The human brain can't see the second 'the' when they are right next to each other.

>Have to come up with a definition for a made up word for an English assignment
>Word is Meeskit

WHAT SAY YOU

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>>25552074
>2000 character banepost due in before my captcha expires
>haven't even started crashing this plane with no survivors
This will be extremely painful

>>25552323
Is that true? I feel like it could be. The is one of those words you don't even notice it's always just there. The is the the most common word in the english language after all.

>>25552328
Meeskit sounds like Mesquita, which is portuguese means "the sacred temple of the Islam religion" or a Mosque if you want it in english
Use that

>>25552360
change text color to white so the
the word count goes up. no one is going to sit there and count every word

>>25552328
Skit is Swedish for shit. Now you are halfway there.

>>25552074

I can think of 250 ways to say "LAZY FAGGOT"

I have literally scrawled out that much between the first class bell and when the papers were collected.

>tfw the word "The" writen in big ass letters due October 2077

>tfw one intelligible thought due before the heat death of the universe and I haven't even started
fuck my life

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>>25552074
250 words is a fucking paragraph

get out middle schooler

>>25552470
Better start now, don't want to be late for the Great War

>>25552200
All of my keks

Also checked those trips-dubs-dubs family member

>>25552483

You know I would actually find that sort of comfy.
If my only obligation was to give one intelligent thought before the end of the Universe, it would be like that feeling when your only essay isn't due for another 2 months and you can do anything you want with no worries.

Except forever. You'd still feel like you had something to do but loads of time to do it you know?

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>>25552074
>foreskin
mmmmm

>>25552074
>250 word essay

Someone's under aged.

Dude, 4chan has a character limit of 2000 which roughly equates to 500 words. I literally type essays on a daily basis.

Get your ass off the couch and fucking type your 100 sentences.

>>25552074
Also, try writing a 1500 word essay that's due by midnight when you're in university taking one of the most boring classes ever.

Fuck off mate, been sitting for 15 hours writing a 50 page project due in 5 hours.

Oh my God, OP. I type on 7chan blocks after blocks after blocks of text, which in just under an hour can surpass mid-thousands.

Grow a pair and learn how to think. When you go on a tangential trail, you can never stop.

this many people falling for this weak bait....

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>>25552943
>Someone's under aged

>0 letter thesis due at the end of time
>haven't even opened up microsoft word

>>25552358
Having to write an entertaining banepost would be a far more productive assignment than having to write about some shit shakesman play.

>>25552200
Make a clock

>3 months left to study for my exam
>play on my pc all the time
>3 weeks left for my exam
>still play on my pc, read for like 1 hour, get bored and watch videos
>1 week left
>reading all the threads and comments on /r9k/, /a/ and /g/

I need help. I can't find any willpower even though my life depends on this exam. Why?

This is one of my favorite memes, but psychology is boring and too much writing. One semester I had to write a 25 page paper on sex differences in a mirrored drawing task. I said fuck it and turned in only 19 pages because I was fucking sick of that shit. Bitch teacher gave me and 58, and this was a huge chunk of my grade so I got a B in the class. I wanted to kill that bitch. How many different ways are there to see men are better than women in every way, even in drawing a star backwards? I even spent a couple pages talking about methodology and how this one bitch was super retarded and took 5 minutes to draw a simple 5 point star so I excluded her from the results.

Worst thing is I didn't even get a cool research job, I work in the mental health field, AKA nothing-to-do-with-psyhology-at-all:the job.

I just wanted to play with cute animals and torture them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O60TYAIgC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ngNQFv04A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXqDV5nSZyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObsST8lfCd0&spfreload=10

Psychology is full of this shit, These aren't even the best ones. They have studies where a computer monitored for sleep in pigeons and when thy fell asleep it would push them in water. Another where rats only had a tiny perch in a thing of water, it falls asleep, loses muscles tone and falls in water, then climbs up on the perch again until it falls asleep and into the water again until it dies. They shock the shit out of dogs to see if it gets sad. They do studies with two monkey side by side, and researcher gives one monkey a grape and another a piece of cucumber, just to see how pissed off the gypped monkey gets. It's one of my favorites. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL45pVdsRvE

>>25553125

Congrats! You already turned it in!

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>>25552358
>mfw I gave a powerpoint in depth analysis of the airplane scene for my public speaking course and got an A

>>25552074
I do the same thing too! You should try to put your finger in your foreskin and sniff it. Gives a very good smell.

>>25554572
How long do you keep it in there?

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>1250 word essay due in a week
>I'm only half way done and I still have to format

no real issue, just want to put it out there

>>25552074
itt: newfags calling people underaged

>>25552103
250 words can be easily done in less than half an hour

>>25554619
i tried 10 minutes. I usually do it often so I don't smell anything anymore.

>>25552272
holy fuck i could probably write 100 words in this post and not hit the chararcter limit

An analysis of the effect of chan culture on modern society: an essay

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that was 100 words holy fuck if you are incapable of pulling 100 words of mundane shit out of your ass i cannot possibly fathom how youve managed to remain in the education system for as long as you most likely have. Unless youre like 12.

>>25552074
dude i have to make one of 900 word due tomorrow

>>25552074
Dentist told me that I look like Daniel Radlife is this a good thing

>>25552074
>friendly reminder that daniel radcliffe is of jewish descent and an uber manlet

how many words do you think have been written in the history of humanity?

let's say physical so printed works only, not internet stuff

>>25552943
>character limit of 2000 which roughly equates to 500 words
Words have more than 4 letters.

>>25552074
>250 words
Under ages aren't allowed on 4chan buddy

>>25557641
>falling for one of the oldest tricks in the book
ishyddt

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>>25552074
i was playing with my foreskin when i saw this thread

I have a -1 word essay due in three years wat do

>>25552358
underrated post 5/5 desu senpai original comment

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>Haiku of my choice due next Thursday
Help, anons, I'm going to fail out of university!

>>25558666
she was like the rain
sometimes cold, but beautiful
the gray that brings the green

he was like the sun
loving, bright and generous
high intensity

>post two haikus I've written
>they mean a lot to me
>kill thread
well damn guys.

>>25554073
Well, Let's see it.

>>25552074
>3 word essay due next month
>just kill me now