>tfw a girl likes you

>tfw you think a girl likes you because she wants to spend time with you but she makes sure to drop "My boyfriend is blah blah" in the middle of a conversation after you got your hopes up and she actually just wants homework help.

>>25551907
WOA! That was unexpected. Never like happened to me before...like ever...and she's still sorta...sticking around...like...WOA!

Nah, never happened.

>>25551943
Kill her now!

>>25551907
i cant recall a time I girl said she liked me

>how do you know if girl likes you?

>>25552010

No thanks. Haven't seen her in almost 3 years anyway.

>tfw girl wants to have sex with you
>tfw you don't know if you have an STD or not so you're scared to do anything

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>tfw no girl has ever liked you and no girl will

>>25552055
What about her? She's a slut one day and a holy mary virgin the next ! Seems like there's big trouble ahead!

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>be me in elementary school
>new to this school
>2 girls are my neighbors and go to same school
>they say stuff like "Move it, anon!" in a joking way but I was too much of an autist to notice
>one day when they're in front of me I yell "MOVE IT, FEMANONS"
>because the hallway is so loud almost no one hears it
>someone says that she liked me
>fast forward a few years to 6th grade
>this stupid shit my friends would do is to hump each others binders to piss us off
>gradually find it funny
>do it to other people
>they laugh
>one study hall do it to femanon
>doesn't speak to me for ~3 years
>gradually forget about her
>ff to high school 9th grade
>she starts speaking to me and I completely ignore her
>next year try to speak too her and she ignores me

She was considered the hottest girl in my grade from 4th (that's when I came to the school, dunno if for longer) till 9th grade.
How retarded am I, /r9k/?

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>get first gf
>only known her for a couple months
>already talks about having kids with me, and like, in a serious way too

>>25552156
whats she like anon?

>>25552165
What you guys would consider the epitome of a "red flag" girl. I love her though, I just don't know if she's mother of my kids material yet..

>>25552205
what like an sjw?

Is her body good at least? describe physically?

>>25552252
Uhh, she's kinda liberal. I think we agree on most things though, so not terribly red flag in that regard. But she looks like one, as she dyes her hair, has piercings and tats.

She's a little chubby, but I find her body attractive. Has nice tiddies and thighs

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>tfw most girls say I'm cute or handsome or at least above average in looks
>that one that comes and crushes your spirits "anon, you look like a heroin addict"

>>25551907
Never experienced this, what is it like?

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I just kind of assume that everybody who takes the time of day to contact me is doing it purely out of pity.

I have no real reason to assume otherwise. I mean, I hope for the contrary, but I can't see it any other way.
Somebody would have to hit me in the fucking face with an "I'm attracted to you" for me to even consider otherwise. Even then I'd have my eyebrows raised.

I'd probably even be more confused than happy about it, too. Why the hell would anybody be interested in me? I've got literally nothing positive to bring to a relationship.

>>25552305
thats nice anon. maybe she isn't that bad. How did you two get together?

>>25552305
>chubby
>tats
>piercings
>want to have kids badly asap

Is she nearly 30? Are you younger then her? Did she had many bf before?

>tfw a qt Muslim girl is obviously into me but she doesn't know how much of a degenerate I am

>>25552377
That's me.

I constantly think about this every night.
I am kinda accepting I will a KV forever.

>insert wojak

>>25552124
Tfw missed out on the hottest 4th grade pussy

>>25551907
can't say i relate to that feel t.bh f.am

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>girl flirts with you through eye contact
>they want you to talk first

fuck that shit

>>25552377
this lads

: (

cov tylopmi

>tfw a cute girl finally talks to you online
>tfw she suddenly stops responding to you

>>25552089
Probably because you're a dumb faggot sad frogposter who wastes his time in a toxic hugbox.

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>tfw a girl likes you
>tfw she's fat

The thought of someone actually liking me seems so foreign to me.
I have literally nothing going for me.
I did have a gf once but I'm not sure she liked me at all because she kept bitching about me and ended up cheating on me.
The only people I could call friends are born of mutual desperation and our relationship revolves literally only around taking drugs.
I can't for the life of me get any self-esteem going which makes every matter worse and keeps showering me with worthlessness, it's a vicious cycle.

>>25552449
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW?

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>>25551907
>elementary school
>girl that i'm friends with openly has a crush on me, all of her friends come and tease me, telling me how much she likes me
>be weirded out, stay in touch but kind of avoid her for a while
>years later
>we still keep in touch, she's pretty much a 10/10 now
>still talk to her every now and then
>tfw i delude myself into thinking that she still has that child-like crush on me when really she probably thinks nothing of me

i keep on having dreams about her bros, this fucking sucks

>>25552382
She works on the campus of the uni I go to. Err.. used to work, now I guess.

>>25552390
No, we're both under 20. I am younger. And yes, she did have a few bf before me. I, on the other hand, have never had a gf until now.

>>25552327
Well Ewan McDonald was pretty attractive in Trainspotting

>>25552502
iktf bro. I kinda have a crush on this friend but I honestly feel like shit when I think about her sexually. Just imagining her not liking me and she finds out I think about her like that. She would probably think I'm some sort of freak.

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>>25552481
There there lad

>>25552536
>Ewan McDonald
Ewan Mcgregor

>>25552512
so did you go up to her or something? How did you know she liked you?

>tfw all the girls that you know that liked you were fat
>All the others I never knew if they were genuinely interested or cucking me

>>25552377
Is this the pinnacle of self-loathing? Where you dislike yourself so much, that you're convinced nobody else possibly could?

>>25552577
Yeah it was a joke thanks for pointing that out

>>25552596
if it is then I already reached it a long time ago. desu senpai

>>25552512
Is her name Lexie

>>25552498
Usually when a girl likes you, she'll look at you until you notice her.
She'll keep doing this to a point where you notice it's obvious she likes you

then you have to make a move

so yeah fuck that shit

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>>25551907
>tfw a qt girl shows interest in you
>constantly smiles and tries to start a conversation
>give her awkward one word answers and cringy small talk
>can see the disappointment slowly creep into her face
>eventually loses interest after a while
>moves on to someone else
Every single time...

>>25552536
dunno mane its a though life being a skinny, girls either find you rather attractive or absolutely disgusting.

>>25551907
That's a red flag in my book

>>25552646
what the fuck
but what if you accidentally look at her and she was looking at the guy next to you in class?

then you go up to her and it turns out she is not even INTERESTED in you?

>>25551907
>be me grade 12 (5 years ago)
>End of math class friend wants phone number to send me funny pictures
>Don't think about it sure...
>Totally forget about it
>Get home, about 1 hour later get texts
>Text is from 2 girls in my class who like me
>Panic mode activated
>I am really confused, think its someone fucking with me
>Text back fuck off cunt
>Girls text back confused and pissed
>Don't go to class the next day scared it was them
>Get text next day, its them again
>They call me to prove it
>Tell me to come to the movies
>s-sure
>don't show up and play civ

A lot more happened but its even worse and pretty long

>>25552055
this tb h, not sure i even want to have sex with american girls these days, even with a condom, if you're still touching skin near the crotch and that's enough to transfer disease

>>25552675
I have a buddy who literally looks like a walking corpse, incredibly skinny, unnaturally pale skin, very little, thin hair that is so light you can see his scalp. That guy always gets the hottest girls, mostly scene girls but still.
It's not hopeless.

>>25552719
That's probably because you were confused.

Did this happened to you too? did it happened several times?

>>25552581
We met online, and I recognized her in person and talked to her. I ealized she might like me when we were out swimming one time and she sent me a text about how I was cute.

>>25552625
Nope.

>>25552727
just stick it in her butt instead.

Grill liked me the past month and we went on a few dates the past few weeks, it was awesome because I've been trying to get over an ex for like 2 years now and this was exactly what I wanted

Texted me today saying she's going to be too busy for a relationship next semester and just wants to be friends

just fucking end it senpai

Only ever been called ugly by a girl once that i can remember and she was a disgusting 1/10 random that was walking past me on the street, sisters friends always say im attractive, never really made a move on a girl though because i dont know how to talk to them and am really afraid of embarrassment, not rejection. The only action ive had with girls is at parties when theyre drunk and come on to me, and i havent had a girlfriend since i was 13. But hey it could be a lot worse

She can do what she wants. I'm a terrible person and don't belong anywhere near a relationship.

>>25552829
yes it has happened to me a few times. I just gave up a few years ago. Its literally the worst feeling t b h f a m

>working your courage up to talk to girl because she looks in your direction a lot
>one day ask her out.
>says she doesn't like you that way or some bullshit answer
I hate getting my hopes up just so it can be crushed

>>25552844
>she sent me a text about how I was cute.

I will never know this feel

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when a girl likes me it makes me SO FUCKING ANXIOUS I can not deal with it.

Pretty sure one of the hottest girls that was my crush liked me throughout most of highschool, definitely at some points though. She actually asked me to dance with her at my graduation dance thing when nobody else was dancing so everyone saw us.

I was so god damn nervous and she couldn't even dance so I had to awkwardly teach her on the fly and I was so god damn nervous I actually did never manage to hook up with her in the end now shes travelling and I wanted to do that too but I'm too anxious /rant

>>25551907
>tfw there was a time when I'd get girls showing interest occasionally
Now I literally never have contact with females other than services like cashiers etc
I'm going to die a kv and it's all my fucking fault, my school memories will forever torment me

>>25551907
>and is a fatass

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw you randomly stare at and watch the most beautiful women around while working on idle like you're looking at a painting to distract yourself or something.
>tfw you notice some of them stare back at you, even when they're like 30 metres+ away

>>25553204
>but they probably think you are some weirdo and don't deserve them

>that feel when

>>25553226
Yeah. I couldn't imagine anyone being interested in my ugly fat ass.
Usually the first thing I do in the morning is look in the mirror and scowl at myself in disgust.

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>>25552934
>she looks in your direction a lot
Was it eye contact ?

Maybe she was really interested in you, but pussied out in the last minute. idk how women brain works maybe it was you tb.h

>she says some bullshit answer aswell
>next day she keeps looking at you again
>what

Anyways, later i realized realized the problem was because i was going too fast.


should've started with something slow like the movies or something nice without telling her if she liked me

>she's fat and obnoxious and if you reject her your semi-close relationship to your oneitis will fall flat due to their apparent friendship
WHY CANT I EVER WIN

>>25553294
f a m
I have no fucking idea. We were on the opposite sides of the class so It could have just been she was looking at something else or spacing out.

its not like i went to her on the first day and said "hey wanna be my gf?"
I tried to build a friendship with her at first and it was about 7-8 months of us casually talking to each other by text --> multiple asking if you want to go hang out at X with group X --> a good amount of asking to go to see latest movies together because we both like going to theaters--> one day asking out.

Should I have waited longer? We gradually fell apart after that. and I rarely talk to her now.

>>25553278
I don't even know If I am ugly. I am not fat tho. I probably am ugly considering a girl never showed any affection towards me.

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>>25552646
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? Not too long ago I was talking to my manager and he had his daughter with him. She was a super qt3.14. I could see her staring at me and EVERYTIME I would look at her her eyes would divert....only to return when I looked away. I wanted to add her on FB but everyone told me not to cause she was a)my bosses daughter and b)16 (I'm 21). Did I miss out on happiness??
>inb4 "rreeee u have a job and FB normie faggot"
I'm a cyborg

>>25553439
No, you waited too long. You basically cucked yourself

should've waited 1-2 months then ask

>>25553498
FUCKING SHIT

I HATE MY LIFE

>>25552156
>>25552305
jesus christ anon, can't you see that she's trying to trap you?
abort abort

>>25552621
Me too, My Taiwanese friend Pham

>>25553475
Teenage girls stare at me all the damn time. It's unfair.

>>25553547
>tfw considering dating another KV robot to ease the pain

you up for it?

>>25553536
7-8 months was too long, she probably turned down because she saw you as a friend and only a friend.

never spent too much time with a girl you like.

better luck next time senpai

>>25553475
>>25553555
Younger girls like older men (not that old) for experience tb.h

>>25553590
Are you a bbq tee grill?

>>25553626
>bbq tee grill?
what does that mean anon?

>>25552722
Please contact desu

>>25553650
Idk even know any more, friend. This is how terrible I am.

Are you female with a regular female vagina?

>>25553613
You sure about that.
I think it's probably more about Daddy issues and wanting something perceived to be unattainable.
Hell, I'd be open to fucking a 16-18 year old. It's legal in bongland. It's just that being 25 I'd be seen as a creep if I was open about it.

>>25553677
>regular female vagina
no

>>25551943
Man, people go on the internet for homework help.

They go to people when they want to get to know them or are interested in them.

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>>25553555
Once I leave this job (hopefully soon, cause I fucking hate it). I'm gonna add her anyways....you never know
Also, god damn that ID. Two away from god hood

>>25553692
I'm sorry, anon.

I can't have an online gf that I can't fuck unless she's got a real life vag I can't have anything to do with.

>>25553346
If you're ever in this situation, you have literally ZERO chance of ever being with your oneitis

At that point, they've talked about you, and if the oneitis gives her fat and obnoxious friend the go-ahead, that means the oneitis does not care at all

>>25553613
So once she found out I was a virgin and >tfwnogf
she'd no longer like me?

>random girl adds me on normiebook
>get messaging/skyping
>says she likes me
>keeps saying she wants to have sex with me
>she's strongly hinting about being gf
>no feelings towards her


I just want the sex, cant be bothered with the bullshit though. Should I bother?

>>25553690
Its not fair, and its only cause society made it seem like the devils work if their under a certain age. So being 25 with a 16 (9yr difference is creppy). But a 25 can happily be with a 55 (30yr difference). Fuck it

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>people even knowing you exist

>>25553728
i hate my life desu fampai

>>25553794
Yes, yes you should

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>tfw you ignored a girl that wanted to fuck you.
women are shit
feels good desu

>>25553812
It's ironic because shit like this was commonplace like a hundred years ago.

Look. We've artificially extended our lifespan by almost 30 years. You can't just shut instinct off.

>>25553690
Nah, i think it's because they want someone with more experience and >money. 20yo+ are usually more socially and economically stables than 16yo chads
>>25553741
Nah women are just assholes
but that's how it is senpai and the way of learning until you meet the right one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZChD_Gni8U
vid related

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>tfw 2 years later you realize she liked you

I CAN'T FUCKING PICK UP HER SIGNALS TO SAVE MY LIFE

>>25553794
maybe you'll develop feelings for her :3

I like her too. Wat do?

fuck me there was this dumb bitch when i was 10 that my parents me and my sister whose house we would go to. she would always follow me around and try and show me her karate moves and ask my sister tons of questions about me. fucking hell she was a 6/10 but thats not the problem. she was INBRED. thats right! her parents were cousins! disgusting 10 year olds

>>25553967
I can't pick up signals from women at all.
Hell I would know if a QT was a keeper if she just straight up went up to me and said she was interested.
Id respect that a ton,though I'd be quite suspicious. (Mostly because I'd think it would be a trick)

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>>25551907
>tfw girl like you
>tfw she's perfect in every way but is vacuous spic
So close
>Spic related

>>25552722
more, this sounds just like me.

>>25554058
Fuck man. She's hot.

>be good looking and live in rents' basement
>tfw you're a deadbeat and girls like you

>>25554058
She's cute

latinas know to give head

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>A qt girl liked me a lot
>I was in love with oneitis
>Lost them both

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>>25554146
I wouldn't know. Shes 20 and still a virgin, never had BF, won't give it up until marriage not even kisses.

>>25552556
is that chris benoit?

>>25554220
Damn dude. I'd be with her in a heartbeat. Id try and sneak in kisses though. I wish I were u

>>25554220
That's the sort of girl you'd try to lure into sharing a room and massaging up. Tempting and corrupting her till she gives in.

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>>25554303
To me shes unbearably boring but then again I might just be a cunt.
Someone else can have her.

>>25554408
drop it
>no sex until marriage

kek
religious spics are the worst

I can rarely hold a thought for more than 3 seconds at a time

>>25554408
Where does she live? I'm dead fucking serious. I think she's hot and I want a girl who's saving sex for marriage. She is my winner

>>25554510
to be fair she'll be loyal

>girl likes you
>tfw too scared to do anything even though it's obvious she's into you
>tfw forever suffering because confidence and self esteem of a turtle

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>>25554510
This is what I'll give

>>25554525
Exactly. I need her now!!!!! Plz be in Florida :'/

>>25553694
>They go to people when they want to get to know them or are interested in them
Or when they can't find the answer on the Internet.

>>25554639
God damn it! Ugh tell her to move to my state
>tfw even if she did she's more than likely wouldn't like me

>tfw girls take pics of you
What does it mean family? I'm not necessary ugly or dress like a autist but judging from the mirror I'm above average in looks.

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>>25554642
Her sister lives in Florida. She visits her occasionally.

>>25554587

>tfw like a boy who you're not sure about
>tfw when you get nervous around him when it seems like he's uninterested, but feel overwhelmed when it seems like he's openly interested.
>tfw too paralyzed by fear to do anything except tell his friend and hope that they tell him

>>25554808
There's hope for me!!!!

>>25554872
Do you not heed the warnings?!
>>25554446

>>25554658
>can't find the answer on the Internet.
>

Or they're retarded and don't know how to use the internet, in which case forget about that dumb bitch,

>>25555020
I don't give a flying fuck about sex. This is the type of grill I want. Religious, hood values and morals, virgin, never had a bf. We will have so much in common. And she's hot, she'll be allll mine. And we can have nice caramel babies

>not really standout attractive but maybe a little above average and well-built
>usually have a girl or two give me that look when I go outside
>tfw filled with flattery, embarrassment, and regret
>know that I will never be able to act and will likely die a virgin

>Don't want a gf because you would have to go outside and hang out with them all the time
I don't like people but I hate being alone.

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>>25551907
>tfw a girl likes you

>why tho

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>>25555121
Anon take it from me. She's boring, insecure, and needy. Stop thinking with your dick

>>25555232
iktf

>gf asks you to go somewhere with her
>tfw you just want to stay at home, be miserable and wish you were somewhere else

>>25555248
Dude, believe me...this is what I want. I'm no interesting faggot either. And my dream girl is needy, always wanting me to be with her.
>TFW everybody hates the type I like

>>25551907
I actually know this feel. I have a girl all over me.
6/10 qt
>inb4 Chad steals her

>>25551907
passed opportunity. It's always them smiling, and I can't act.

>>25552722
jesus

fuck off robot cunt

>>25552488
PGULU

Practice Girl until level up

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>>25551907
>tfw a homosexual likes you

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>>25555315
Low standards in my opinion. You're setting yourself up for failure or an uneasy relationship.
But this is just my two cents.
Just be careful what you wish for anon.

>tfw a girl gives you this look >>25555269

FUCK OFF NORMIE GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Talk to her anon! Play it slow, think of some interests to talk about and then ask her out on a date. Do it for me at least... Plz...

>>25555444
I'd gladly take the chance all mighty trips. I need her FB

>>25555530
Shut up dork

>>25555435
This feel sucks
>talk to coworker, pretty cool.
>other coworker tells me he like me
>whatever, I don't judge
>a couple weeks pass, he messages me on normiebook asking if I'm straight
Its just getting harder to look at this guy now. But don't want to be discriminatory against gays

>>25555569
sly move, roastie

>>25551907
I'm sort of used to it, but I'm independent and sort of enjoy being lonely. I do like being called cute by girls though.

>>25555991
Same. I like the attention but hate the company.

>>25556028
Also, girls being nicer is another benefit.

>>25551907
>tfw when a girl is giving you hints that she likes you but you're too much of an autistic beta to make a move

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>>25552669
Tfw not attractive or interesting enough to hold someone's attention for much longer than that.
Feels badman.

>>25551943
this, my first year in collage was grills trying to get me to do the work for them

>>25551907
>girls showing any kind of interest in you
I want the normalfags to leave

>>25556971
read please
>>25555637

>>25557008
read pIease
>>25556971

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>Break up with only gf ever, her mom wants a restraining order against me.
>Going to have to move away and lose all the friends I've ever had, worst point of my life.
>She approached me out of nowhere by passing me a note with Hitler drawn on it during class, I wrote "Sieg Heil" and passed it back.
>We passed cutesy notes, drew shit since we both liked art, told jokes for a few months, had many laughs.
>She's not that attractive but being around her was addicting and we have a lot of shit in common.
>I carried Catcher in the Rye with me a lot and reference it, she never commented on it.
>We had a few mutual friends but more so mutual mutual friends as her friends disliked me and really liked my only friend.
>Only friend informed me she didn't like her friends either and was avoidant with everybody, but I know she wasn't avoidant with me.
>Always worked alone instead of with "friends", I still regret not working with her despite wanting to every time.
>I moved away before graduation, didn't use my phone or any social media so we lost contact, nearly 2 years pass.
>Have a dream about her on New Years, I can't stop thinking about her.
>99% chance I found her on Facebook, doesn't seem to be her main social media, last post was a month ago and she has like 50 friends.
>I've got one ancient facebook I haven't used in like 5 years.
>She's a year older than me, has a few tattoos, drives, and a student job at university.
>I make shitty javascript games, getting a beginner IT certificate even though parents want me to go to shitty state college nearby that's packed.
>Her only listed interest is Germany, pictures of renaissance art and sculptures, all influential/favorite people are renaissance artists and philosophers and shit.
>She's may be a nazi, some what red pilled, or a hipster who dislikes normies.
>She likes books and art, but only listed favorite book is Catcher in the Rye.
It'd be awkward to contact her out of nowhere, but I've been cleaning up my ancient Facebook.

>>25557196
Contact her.

>>25555365
what? haha

>>25555248
you're right anon

>>25552646
I ignore girls who do this coy shit. It's always the most attractive girls who expect you to do all the work and take all the risk of rejection. "teehee look at me touching my hair I expect you to go out of your way to come and talk to me and face complete humiliation the moment I change my flippant little dumb bitch mind"

>>25554058
THERE'S NO WAY A GIRL THAT PRETTY IS INTO YOU

NO WAY MAN

>>25554058
they are all vacuous

>tfw back in college girl showed all these signs that she liked me
>would literally say she wanted me to ask her out
>would say we should go on dates

ridiculous how i wouldnt go for that right? but then

>would do shit at work, like make sexual comments and advances to me in front of people to laugh about it with them because she knew it made me uncomfortable
>my roommates (who were friends with her) said she was doing it just to fuck with me

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>Only talked to girl I liked through IM
>Hardly spoke a sentence to her face to face, but use all my strength to askher out over IM
>"Sure :)"
>Fuck yes, so happy
>Wait, I have to talk to her face to face
>Avoidance for 3 days
>Finally do bump into each other, force myself to say something
>"S-So, uhhh... yeah heheh."
>10 Minutes of awkward silence
>Tells me over IM that maybe this wont work

Years later we still talk from time to time. Unsure how I feel about her now.
She dated a friend of mine, but they've broken up and distanced themselves from one another.
I don't want to repeat history.

Honestly what would it matter if a girl did like me and even expressed that she did?

I'm a 24 year old kissless friendless virgin who's never been close to a relationship. I would be too afraid to even ask her out because I wouldn't know how to do anything. Wouldn't know how dates work, how to do anything remotely sexual even kissing, wouldn't know how to be in a relationship. And I'll never do it at all in my life

Can't wait to kill myself honestly.

>>25557879
put all that shit out of your mind, be humble and just do your best. if a girl isn't satisfied with your best or you screw up so bad its unrecoverable then move on to the next girl. there are plenty of fish in the sea.

>>25557951
Its like red tide tho

>>25553498
>1-2months
No, you should show interest since the first time so you can ask her out quickly and if she refuses just stop all contact with her

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Mfw I'm terrible at picking up signals

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tfw internet gee eff

>>25552512
>under 20
>wants kids already
abort

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>tfw in a relationship and my on-again, off-again ex-qt 3.14 gf confessed to still wanting to be with me

Women are so easy

>>25551907
What does it feel like OP?
>>25551943
God dammit. While it has never happened outside of work or class, I can't tell how many times I've been in a one on one conversation with a girl where she is actually giving attention, not on phone, responsive, laughing at dumb shit, looking at my eyes and other stuff where I think I have a chance and then she drops that she had a bf. Hate it.

>>25551943
>"It must be so frustrating only having one guy in your life. Why don't you come over to my place and relive some stress?"

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>tfw a qt likes you
>tfw you fuck it up EVERY TIME
EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU GUYS

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>>25551907

>have only had two confirmations that someone girl was interested in me
>one was a friend telling me that a black girl he knew liked me
>other was walking back to the bus after an XC meet and two girls on our team saying that a girl on another local XC team wanted to date
>tfw never had any other girl talk to me or show interest in me besides two obscure moments
>had to come to terms over a few year span that I was not attractive
>likened it to me not liking unattractive girls so it was only fair no one liked me back

How do you even tell if a girl likes you?
They don't even talk to me. What are the signs?

>>25558864
All women are terrible. If a girl liked you, you would know.

>be in school
>fat, acne, low self esteem
>all of my friends are manwhores who sleep with women and then break up with them
>really like a girl, been silently crushing on her a while
>friend starts dating her out of nowhere
>pleasedon'tfuck.jpg
>he leaves her after three months
>she rebounds and starts trying talk to me
>know my friend hit n' quit
>ignore her

>>25552481
No woman would like any of us even if we weren't

>Girl chats to you more than normal.
>Make her laugh
>See her again later that day talk and get her laughing again
>Actually having a good conversation and talking without showing my inner autist.
>Check her up on FB to ask her something
>Relationship since 2012
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>25558949
It's worse when the friend is serious with them, and starts telling you stories about how he did anal for the first time the other night.
You just have to grin and bare it.

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>>25551907

>transfer to new school for architecture
>have an intense passion for the material, love the shit out of it. Was the main reason I transferred
>am an older student among freshmen in a first year course
>start to take notice in a smaller girl, not stunning by any means, but pretty in her own way
>was usually alone or isolated, maybe hung out with one other girl
>wasn't an uppity social cunt that had to have ditzy friends around her 24/7 and act like a pretentious moron
>Facebook stalk her
>had a reasonable, modest amount of FB friends
>she had a full out blog that was eloquently written
>she took notice in building architecture, city planning, skyscrapers
>appeared to have a genuine interest in the material
>her models and designs she put out in class were well done, she knew what she was doing
>probably the most reasonable shot I would ever have with anyone as she wasn't extremely popular
>match made in heaven
>decide to wait a year just to make sure she stays with the program and moves onto studio
>check the class list for this upcoming semester as all freshmen from this semester transfer over to the same class
>she's not fucking on the class list
>she's just not fucking there
>tfw you wanted someone to talk about architecture with and they're no longer in the program

What happened. Why. So much apparent passion for the material and she was gone in a flash.

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>>25551907
>tfw she likes you but has a boyfriend

>>25559041
>decide to wait a year just to make sure she stays with the program and moves onto studio

I can see where you did wrong anon. Also, a missed chance wont come again.

>>25559174

I waited so I didn't end up asking someone that would veer off into something I didn't care about. I felt like it would've been great as we could actually talk about shit that interested the both of us and not have banal conversations about the fucking weather. She also didn't appear to be a complete ditz like most women in college.

What killed me was she had a great design sense, knew what she was doing, and her blog that wasn't related to academia in anyway shape or form and that showed she was genuinely interested in it and she just fucking dropped off the map for god knows what reason.

You're right, it was a missed opportunity but if she wasn't in it to the point where she dropped out of the program then it is what it is.

>118 people in last semester class
>113 go onto this semester
>she was not one of them

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>>25559294
Try contact her anon. Say that you interested in her and ask for a date.

Trust me, if u feel she is your significant other, chase her.

>>25559324

Thanks for the input. If I see her in person I might do it.

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>>25559336
Hopefully you don't end up coming back being very very angry because she turned out to be a cunt of some sort. Although if things do go well, remember to also not come back and try to lecture :^)

>qt girl aggressively hits on me
>get nervous, embarrassed, and stuttery
>she somehow finds this attractive, which makes her hit on me even more and ask me out and take my virginity

Is this even real life? Never in a million years would I guess that I could have a happy relationship with another human being, let alone a sexual relationship with a fantastic woman.

>>25559495
Tell me your age then promptly fuck off

>Implying you aren't trolling

>>25559549

20.

Might be young, but I've been even more socially alienated than most of the people here were at my age. Didn't have a single friend in high school. Still don't have a single friend.

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>>25558763

>I didn't know you were such a creep. Wow. Just, like, wow. Don't talk to me anymore.

>>25557631
You messed up so bad

Some bitch keeps asking me to hang out
>2 years older
>no other friends in uni besides me
>literally nothing in common and convos are awkward smiling
>she has a bf (I assume)

Maybe she detects my autism and thinks I'm a charity case?

Fuck off bitch, I was only nice cus I thought I'd get to fug.

I asked some customer if anyone told her that she looked like Michelle Obama.
She started giggling and went to her table. Her whole table was giggling. As they left, she kind of lingered behind and my faggot boss said she was going me "come to bed with me" eyes.
FUCK OFF ROASTIE

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>work in a fancy bar
>new bartender flirts with you and invites you stop by at the other bar she works at for drinks
>sure
>get her number
>be such a pussy that pretend it didnt happen
>dont call her and never stop at the bar

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>>25560408
>tfw you stop liking her as a soon as she starts to like you

>>25557879
t.b.h. famiglia:
Just be yourself and don't think about it too much. If they can't accept you for your flaws then fuck them.

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>>25551907
>a boy likes you

>>25551907
>...but not in *that* way

>>25560711
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>25551907
>tfw a girl absolutely LOVES you
>she cooks for you
>kissess you
>hugs you
>says nice things
>tfw I never felt this feel

>be me
>first year of Uni
>standing around in crowd, waiting for a test to start
>looking around as I'm bored and talking to nobody
>lock eyes a 9/10 girl from my year a few times, she smiles every time
>after 2-3 minutes she literally approaches me, starts talking about the test, then quickly switches the topic
>asks me if I am going to a certain party
>sperg out and say "I don't know"
>she starts asking me when I am traveling home, and says we could go the same bus
>we start talking at lecture breaks
>notice all the positive signs, like her smiling a lot, leaning towards me when I'm talking, long eye contact etc
>two weeks pass
>in that time, she mentioned a lot how she lives alone and how she goes out for a walk often
>we're alone returning from the bus station
>I ask her normally (pretty sure I wasn't sperging) if she wants to go out for a walk 2 days from now
>she makes a robotic laugh and says how she has something arranged with her sister and her friends that day, but she will tell me when she's going out etc (we know it's not gonna happen)
>I cringe a bit but manage to pull out with a response which didn't seem pathetic or angry
>decide to stop talking to her
>more than two weeks passed
>she still greets me, first even, and from afar
>the last time we met I was going towards a group of people which was right of her, didn't look directly at her but noticed her following my movies, she expected me to steer left and talk to her
I don't fucking get it, what is this shit?

>>25560967
*following my moves

>>25560967
she likes you

f.am

>>25560984
I wouldn't say so, why would she decline to go for a walk with me? She probably finds me disgusting or is embarrassed of being seen alone with me in public.
I'm guessing the reason she is like this is because she wants someone to talk to and kill time while she's at the uni, and likes getting attention.

I once met up with a chick from /r9k/

She was a fat Vietnamese girl of no more than 15 years

I kissed her and not much later very much regretted it, later than that I also realised I probably stole her first and then felt horrible about it

I avoided contacting her for a month and must have deleted her number, because she texted me at some point and like a true minister of love I asked "Is this [other girl's name]?" which must have made her feel really special

I'm only telling this story because I've never mentioned it on /r9k/ but I really feel like I should, and now I have

Please kill me any time

>>25553794
just say yes gf and put pee pee in

its the perfect practice gf senpai

>>25552669

>Sit next to cute girl in HS on whom I crushed on during elementary school (first crush ever)
>I knew I had no chances with her because she was super popular and hanged out with people daily and already had several boyfriends at 15
>meanwhile I lost the few friends I had in middle school and became a shut in depressed autist
>because of these reasons I lost all the interest I had in her
>mfw she tells my brothe " I sit next to your brother and he only gives me one word answers"

>>25561260
Also to make it all the more akward I was friend with ehr during elementary school and early middle school, like I saw her regularly outside of school when we were children but by HS I was dead inside and almost rpetended like we didn't even know eachother

>>25554165
Me too, I was oblivious to the one, then as I fell out with the other, the first started to ignore me

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>>25551907
Why should I know this feel?

>>25559041
>wait a year

fucking what? you're retarded

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>>25551907
tfw when youre a virgin kissless loser and a hot girl likes you and invites you over her place with a naked snapchat pic while literally writing to rape her on the pic even though youre whiteknighting and telling her you got a friend and she says she doesnt care about him and you feel unsure and cry

>>25557196
contact her man, worst comes to worst nothing happens.

>>25560967
ask her out for coffee or lunch or something you nigger.

>>25561714
Fucking seriously nigger?
If a walk didn't work, why would fucking coffee or lunch work?

>>25561740
Thats the game senpai, I know it doesn't sound right, but in the mind of a women it is what she wants. A walk in her mind isn't good enough.

>>25561808
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
It's been around 2 weeks anyways, and it's the holidays currently, she probably lost interest anyways, if she had it, that is.

>tfw a girl likes the shallow first impression of you
>tfw she always aborts mission as soon as she sees the real you

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>>25552156
>get gf
>1st week, she say something in Indian
>tell me she said well you marry me?
>tell me what is "yes" in Indian
>tell me to say it
>mfw

>>25561835
Well, possibly, fickle creatures. It was either what I mentioned before or she is still unsure of you. So the walk thing is too "intimate" for her.

>>25559166
been there, still fucked her, being the other guy has its perks

>>25561867
I guess "she is still unsure" is the most logical explanation, if I am going to be optimistic, that is.
Not sure about it to be honest, even if I have a chance, I don't think I want to use it. We're too different, she's shallow as fuck, can't even find any topics to talk about, also she goes out often and I hate going out to cafes and other places.

>tfw moved in together

It's kinda stressful sometimes but comfy having her around all the time

>>25552026
you sense it

>>25552327
that definitely means she likes you lmao, probably because you ignore her or something

>>25561899
Ask her to come along to some thing you have. Coffee, lunch, some fucking square or walk to some other class or some shit i don't know, just as an excuse to talk to her, if you even want to talk to her that is.

Like the other anon said, it's not as intimate as a walk, there's people doing the same things and you'll both feel more comfortable with the situation


I mean it's worth a try, if you still feel like you don't have much in common after it you could just not do it anymore

>>25562129
Not sure if I could survive the cringe I would get from her rejecting me.

>>25562149
You've done that already, what's the big deal

She's just some person to you now, you could either try to get to know her or don't.
Your call

>>25562177
You're right that I've done already (had cringed that is). I already got rejected two more times before this, someone would think I'd get used to it, but I still don't want to do it.

>>25562129
You guys have it easy there, in my country first thing you have to do is asking the girl "will you be my gf?", and she normally respond with I will think about it and respond to you after 2-3 days... you fucking having it easy fucking faggots.

>>25562221
Where do you live?

>>25562190
I guess you don't really want to meet her that much

>>25551907


>
>
>fuck it up

>>25562283
Morocco

>>25562283
You're right, I guess.

>>25552327
>anon, you look like a heroin addict
I know this.

>>25551907
How does it feel
Completely original OC

>tfw no girl has ever liked you
>thought that one girl liked you but she has a bf and is making fun of you

>tfw he loves someone else

>>25552327
If u are slim, never take ur upper clothing off.
>girl comes to a party hugs everyone
>sees me half naked and made a throwup face
>mfw standing with arms stretched waiting for a hug

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>girl is "into" me
>she's ugly and barely speaks english
>I'm ugly and socially retarded with mental and emotional problems
>feels wrong for some reason

she has a big butt though, I'm not sure how it will turn out, probably bad like most things in my life.

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>this entire fucking thread

Why are you even on the internet? go fuck all these women that are into you.

stupid fucking normies

> tfw a 7/10 Greek girl got her friend to ask for my number in public

Had to decline as I have a gf

>tfw in love with a guy that loves a woman
Such is life as a gayfag I guess.

>>25563749
this. i wish they would all just fucking leave

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>in university
>need to solve a math problem for the next day
>know a girl from my group had done the problem before
>ask her on facebook if she could send me the solution
>she says she doesn't have it but offers to get on video conference on skype with me to explain the problem
>freak the fuck out and decline with some bullshit excuse
>somehow finish the problem myself over the next hours
>the next day when I walk up to the class she asks me if I'd finished it
>I say yes and she asks to see it
>I give it to her, she says it looks ok
>class begins, she sits right next to me at my usually empty desk and says she'll check again if it's done okay before I have to present it
>all this time I'm fucking dumbfounded wondering why is she still talking with me
>I present the problem and return to my desk, she tells me I did a good job

what the fuck? why is she being so nice to me? literally noone in my life before has tried to help me without me pestering them about it

>>25564650
>>25563749 Well nobody forced you to click on this thread.
Having a GF is overrated anyway.

>>25552502
Iktf. The girl who liked me definitely doesn't like me now, though. Not to try to make you feel shitty as im sure you know this intellectually but people change and thats in the past. Youll find plenty others i promise anon

>>25564796
She doesn't like you romantically.
But being a faggot, you're gonna try and hit on her anyways lol

>>25561448

l2read

>>25564796
She may be looking for a friend, if she's new. Try making a new friend anon, and see if anything happens. Don't push too far, or you'll come off as a creep. Good luck son.

>>25551907
>tfw a gir probably likes you but you are so emotionally crippled you can't express anything other than humor

>>25552827
>>25552675
Yeah, I know a guy in Uni who despite being a skeleton with few social skills managed to get a decent-looking gf.

I never saw any of the fat people getting gfs.Including me of course

I'd much rather be a skeleton than a fatass.

>>25567811
Same here anon...
>tfw moobs

>>25567825
Same anon here, I'm sick of it. I've managed to cut down my calorie intake to <1000 a day. The weight should fly off, right?

Right?

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I had a girl coming on to me I think, did I fuck this one up?

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>>25567881
Conversation prior

>>25552156
>enjoy getting sperm jacked

>near the end of mandatory schooling three years or so ago
>decently qt girl comes up to me and asks for a selfie
>literally never been asked for my picture from a non-family member before
>too dumbfounded to take notice of it
>skip to the shitty prom I was forced to go to
>near the end and she comes up and gives me a massive hug
>says "bye, anon" and I never saw her again

Same happened to me with a girl I met during one of my holidays.

>parents invite them over for dinner since it's a small place we're staying at
>she keeps looking at me throughout the entire meal
>do nothing but look down when I'm not eating
>later on hers and my parents are passed out drunk, everyone but me is drunk
>she comes in whilst I'm playing some shit on my DS and says "Love you"
>confused as fuck, I never see her again

At least I'm not a hugless kissless virgin.

>>25567901
You can act assertive and tell her you were joking to shittest her if she was a judgemental bish

>>25567863
Just keep on believing anon
Keep on believing...

>>25552555


>25552555

PS: You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content

honnestly what the fuck even r9k doesnt want me