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How do we make normalfags leave, /r9k/?
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How do we make normalfags leave, /r9k/?
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We tried, and we lost.

it's normalfag central now. Just move on like everyone else did.

I'd tell you where we went, but then the normalfags would just follow us there hoping for dank memes.
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with bullets
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We can't. We are weird and fucked up so we are capable of real comedy, which naturally attracts normies, who are not.

As long as normie socialising is like
>I KNOW, right?? I love the latest big movie
>Me TOO!! I love movie!!
>Hahahaa we're so crazyyyyyyyyyyy XDDD let me get a selfie
normies will always have to come here and leach off of our humor and depth.
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You can't, we're here to stay :^)
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Dont you see? We are entertainment for them. We are comfort for them. We are what happens when society takes its foot off the gas pedal, we are what they could become. They idolize celebrities for what they want and laugh at us for what they are afraid to become.
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>>25547738

you are the specialest of snowflakes. people just don't understand, do they?
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ignore them and post robot threads and only reply to robot threads?
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>>25547721
wizchan

You get permabanned for suggesting that you've ever even kissed a grill.
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This is relevant. /r9k/ is a lost cause, though.
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>>25547701
by posting more jeff bridges memes
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Half of the thread on fucking r/4chan are from /r9k/. It's over.

Normies just come here, because they try to be edgy.
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>>25547847

>jeff bridges
>not a normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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All you fucking fags are normies if you are complaining like this...you fagtrons should just let the normies take you in the ass
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Making a new board or a new chan maybe ?..
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>>25547857
I come here because the rediculous shit you guys talk about is hilarious
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>>25547881
>tfw I actually did let a normie take me in the ass
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Could we some how steal their memes eg: relatable posts and Deez nuts and de Normiefy them in the same way that they normified our memes. I don't know what effect that would actually have, I just like the idea.
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>>25547701
Why don't you leave? I like this board and sharing feels, but none of my feels have to do with my inability to get a gf and since 80% of this board seems to be about that now it's getting old.
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Ban all wagecucks and redditors

instant 1000% quality increase

>>25547988
pee pee poo poo just made it worse
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>>25547988

Tbhfamtalk and real nigga hours was actually doing this quite well, but Hiroshima nuked it.
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>>25548106
24/7 bane and waifuposting is effective in purging redditors from /tv/ they start crying about muh quality discussion and muh pedo boogeyman.

The problem is /tv/s janitors are overweight redditor normalfags that push their normalfag agenda.
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>>25548152
Yeah but that just shit it up for everyone and now the only people left are people that think that bane shit is funny
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>>25547915
Haha ikr bro these dank memes are cuhrazy xDD
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>>25548505
Hello reddit hothead
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>>25547701
Ban Fembot threads.
Ban drugs/drinking threads.
Ban Skype threads.
Ban Meetup threads

It would not get rid of them at first, but it would be a start.
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ban tripcodes
remove robot
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>>25547701
Stop being so entertaining. Your misery warms our normie hearts. Just be normal and we'll leave.
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>>25548566
It's not about the memes it's the other shit about you guys being bullied and raped and all those insecurities and some of the idiosyncrasies of some of you more autistic fucks that are interesting and fucking funny
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>>25547701
Consider the following. Seriously, just think about it.

>Tomorrow you come to /r9k/, and magically anyone who doesn't meet the requirements of a true robot cannot post.
>The gods of 4chan make it to where only virgins can post.
>only NEETS
>Only males who have never had a gf
>only tendy loving degenerates who meet the requirements of your "super secret special snowflake" club can post content.
>And they can only post if they are 18+
Now how many people would still be posting? How many people do you think are wearing the disguise of a robot on /r9k/ right now?
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>>25548988
Since I'm not as dumb as you, I've already figured it out. Do as I say.

>let robots have their epic and hilarious discussions
>yes, that means you and your kind should stop posting, you dull, normal idiot. By posting you're making the place less epic and hilarious.
>you and your kind can lurk and laugh in the dark while we pump out epic new memes and theories about social dyanmics, you know just funny stuff
>as long as you and your kind don't post nor make threads, everything will be epic
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>>25549321
I am a 20 year old NEET virgin who has never kissed or held hands with a girl or talked to a girl outside of family or madnatory contact (school projects, etc.) and I know that there are probably plenty of others like me on here. The best threads I've seen on this board are when people find something in common, some interest or idea and just expound off of it. The kind of thread that lasts until the wee hours of the morning with hundreds of posts to scroll through and read.
I don't think that nonvirgins shouldn't be allowed to post here, as much as I used to love posting on wizardchan before it went down I understand that the rules are different, but goddamnit some quality control would be nice. This is a board where every post should be unique, why the hell are there general threads? Why the hell can someone make "I'm a female and X" or "X pussy was made for Y cock" threads dozens of times a week that is basically free bait. It doesn't matter if you don't reply, because enough crossposting redditors and idiots will, and more of those garbage threads are just going to keep being made. We need smart moderation, add a rule to /r9k/ forbidding general threads as it goes against the purpose of the board, and move obvious bait shit to /trash/
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>>25549625
Yes, thank you! This Anon gets it!

This board should have never been about the clash of subcultures, it was a chance for us to discuss things and have meaningful threads about a huge variety of topics where who we were personally doesn't matter.

I am completely different than you, but I have always been a big supporter of this website, and the niche that it fills. I have had experiences similar to all of you at one time or another, and yet whenever I post I'm met with "Normie Reeee!" Or "If you X you're not a robot get off my board".

We need a better form of moderation and a sort of "reboot" on the culture of /r9k/. I love discussing some of the unconventional topics my fellow posters come up with, but I hate having to search through thirty "practice gf" and "meme of the week" threads (Just trying to piggyback on an unfunny joke).
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>>25547701
This is the one question where "jus b ourselves" is the actual answer.
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>>25547701
Ban the normie centrall called britfeel
Ban any fembot/femanon threads
Remove trips and names. Anyone who uses them only do so to get attention. We don't want their kind here.
Start banning cuck posters and wagecuck threads. They are getting old
Ban Katya and Rose threads
Ban any tfw no bf/gf threads
Ban any skype/meetup threads

Doing these will probably get rid of 90% of the cancer on r9k.
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The only way to actually fix this board is to delete /r9k/, create /wiz/ and set the rules as such:

1. No women
2. No non-virgins

Simply with those two rules, we will have a great board and people who violate those rules will have to hide it or risk getting banned on sight.

This is the only way.
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>>25550099
Non virgins are fine and so are women as long as they don't start bragging about it or seeking attention and validation "hurr durr i'm a woman pay attention to me. Here are some pics, look how ugly i am" type of way.
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>>25550133

Look guys, I found some cancer! He thinks he's one of us!
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>>25550028
Sounds pretty reasonable, actually.

But, I'm curious. If there aren't supposed to be any normies on /r9k/, who are the wagecuck threads and threads about girls geared toward? They're only there to troll, and if those people are considered undesirable in the first place, why leave bait out for them?

Actually, what leads most people to make threads on this board, anyway? Like, who is making the constant strean of meme threads, and why?
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>>25550166
Could be bots. Whenever i visited r9k, no matter the time or day, there were always at least 2-3 wagecuck threads up. They are being posted non stop, 24/7.
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>>25550156
Who are you talking to? Who is "us"?
See: >>25549321

I have a feeling that a very small percentage of /r9k/ posters actually meet the criteria of a true robot.
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Gore and lots of it.
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>>25550217
I don't know why this didn't occur to me.
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>>25550133
Women are inherently a problem because of the sexual competition that they create. It doesn't matter if they're not rancid cunts, they still create tension among the male members. Everyone tries to one up each other to get female attention and it's even worse in communities full of thirsty betas.

And you and I both know damn well that it's impossible for their gender to never slip in a conversation.

If you want a community where actual fun times happen, you can't have women, period. It just doesn't fucking happen. It's beyond me how modern men don't understand this simple concept that even our grandfathers put into practice with their mens only clubs and shit.
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>tfw the secret 4chan board is furfag/ponyfag general
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>>25550227
>I have a feeling that a very small percentage of /r9k/ posters actually meet the criteria of a true robot.
yes, and?

Don't hijack our board and then try use this as an argument. It's our board. Go to /soc/
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Shut the board down then make a new one in a year called robot9002
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>>25550869
What are we gonna do for a whole year ?..
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>>25552127
Idk, I browsed /v/ when robot9000 got deleted, now I'm back here again.
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>>25550289
>And you and I both know damn well that it's impossible for their gender to never slip in a conversation.
That's a silly thing to say. It's impossible to prove this one way or the other, since if we* don't let it slip up, we appear as regular anons, and you'll never realize it.

*Inb4 someone uses this as a proof that we always let it slip up. Nope, my point still stands, and in this case I'm justified in mentioning my gender since it's actually relevant.
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>>25547701
We should become normies ourselves and outnormie them
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>>25547701
We have to spam pictures of lil casears more
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>normie normie normie
>normie this normie that
>normie normie cuck and a normie normie chad's cock
>every fucking thread
>in every (attempt at) conversation
>implying this isn't cancer
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