This is the most overrated piece of shit ever Honestly trying

What happened to Johnny Manziel though?

Indeed sir, quite.

The Bible is merely fiction, and a poorly written work of fiction at that.

*takes puff of pipe* *adjusts fingerless gloves* *upvotes*

The sequel will be better

calm down edgelord

>>25544581
did you actually read it you massive sperglord autist.
if it had some pictures and a Mature rating it'd be the shit
half rotten christ coming back all I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR shooting demon seed all over and turning the water to whine so everyone turns into a drunkard and the world goes to shit for a day or two

Bruh the Book of Genesis basically opens off with a woman being a dumb whore and ruining the world.

I forgot the book but some daughters fuck their dad in a cave near the beginning.

And don't forget the kids being mauled by a bear in the name of God.

New Testament is great simply for the Gospel of John, one of the first texts to ever call kikes out on their bullshit

Bible is based af senpai

You see examples of it even in books such as "Animal Farm." The Bible was written for the government to keep control of its people by promising some reward of eternal bliss for staying in your place.

>>25544581
The new testament is fan fiction mate, read the old one.

I'm a fedora who is actually reading it. I have been reading a bit every day and I'm on Chronicles 2.

I dislike how the main theme to every story is bad things happen to people who don't follow God's autistic word.

I dislike the useless shit I had to read in 2 kings, kings do bad things and they die horrible deaths. :DDD

I dislike the one thing God keep saying I know everything and you should listen to me because I'm God.

I dislike the pointless deaths that God causes because some people are idiots. I could go on.

I don't know man , if you've ever read Hosea you would find that the Bible talks about roasties.
God tells Hosea to marry an unfaithful woman, she cheats on him for precious metals and then she gets sold into slavery. The stories about God's love for His people, hang comparing his love to that of a husband and his wife. Even though she was unfaithful Hosea bought back Gomer from the slave traders.

ecclesiastes is a good read, as are proverbs and psalms for dat poetry

>>25545213
if he really made us why didn't he just make us to follow his rules????

>>25545341
don't quote me on this, but in theory we got our free will when we ate the prohibit fruit after the devil tempted Eva, so we could see good and evil and make our decision or some shit from what I remember.

tl;dr the devil is a cool guy, just never make pacts with him or try to outsmart him.

>>25545072
>missing the point of the bible
No matter what you do or how much of a 'good person' you are, it's not enough to get you into heaven. Nobody on Earth deserves paradise, it is by God's grace that people are saved, not by works.

The Bible is red-pill as fuck. There's a reason feminists. Honestly, even if you're not Christian you can gain a lot of practical wisdom from reading the Bible.

>>25545477
There's a reason feminists hate it*

>>25544581
nah senpai it's bretty gud

>tfw you'll never split the ocean to escape the enemy
>tfw you can't turn water into wine
>tfw you'll never attack a village with biological warfare

Wawawawat

i would recommend NOT reading the king james version for best results

i would rec young's literal translation