This is the most overrated piece of shit ever
Honestly trying to find a verson that isnt rewritten 10 times for political reasons is just staggering.
As for the christan verson the character "Jesus Christ" is the most Mary Sue character ever. He has no specific flaws other than being a borring flat "I ISSS DE SUN OFF GOD AND KINGS AND SHIZT!!!"
Most static character ever.
The "plot" if you can call it that is nothing but what sounds like an incoherent acid trip with no linear consitancy in the dam book.
ONLY REASON why anyone believes that this is a good book is cus the language is so outdated and bad that they can't understand a dam sentence, but they don't want to be the only one who thinks its terrible cus that would be an unpopular opinion.
As for the more original jewish versons it wasn't all that bad, but regardless the main character "god" thoughout the book wants everyone to praise him. He's honestly the most egotistical fuckboy you could ever write. More of a fucking cunt than Kylo Ren.
Honestly the whole thing is so bad with its grammer and language that if you get through the first 30 pages you are a "god"
0.5/10 would not read again
did you actually read it you massive sperglord autist.
if it had some pictures and a Mature rating it'd be the shit
half rotten christ coming back all I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR shooting demon seed all over and turning the water to whine so everyone turns into a drunkard and the world goes to shit for a day or two
Bruh the Book of Genesis basically opens off with a woman being a dumb whore and ruining the world.
I forgot the book but some daughters fuck their dad in a cave near the beginning.
And don't forget the kids being mauled by a bear in the name of God.
New Testament is great simply for the Gospel of John, one of the first texts to ever call kikes out on their bullshit
Bible is based af senpai
You see examples of it even in books such as "Animal Farm." The Bible was written for the government to keep control of its people by promising some reward of eternal bliss for staying in your place.
I'm a fedora who is actually reading it. I have been reading a bit every day and I'm on Chronicles 2.
I dislike how the main theme to every story is bad things happen to people who don't follow God's autistic word.
I dislike the useless shit I had to read in 2 kings, kings do bad things and they die horrible deaths. :DDD
I dislike the one thing God keep saying I know everything and you should listen to me because I'm God.
I dislike the pointless deaths that God causes because some people are idiots. I could go on.
I don't know man , if you've ever read Hosea you would find that the Bible talks about roasties.
God tells Hosea to marry an unfaithful woman, she cheats on him for precious metals and then she gets sold into slavery. The stories about God's love for His people, hang comparing his love to that of a husband and his wife. Even though she was unfaithful Hosea bought back Gomer from the slave traders.
don't quote me on this, but in theory we got our free will when we ate the prohibit fruit after the devil tempted Eva, so we could see good and evil and make our decision or some shit from what I remember.
tl;dr the devil is a cool guy, just never make pacts with him or try to outsmart him.
>missing the point of the bible
No matter what you do or how much of a 'good person' you are, it's not enough to get you into heaven. Nobody on Earth deserves paradise, it is by God's grace that people are saved, not by works.