How the fuck do guys even become nu-males?

>>25539911

>that awesome gaming concoction

I want to fuck his butthole. He is my new hero

>>25539911
>keeps making videos with soda, mountain dew, bacon, doritos, and whatever else
>later makes videos crying about how fat he is and he can't lose weight

>>25539974
Prablem?

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Through a concoction of social seasoning, social construct, and social trend
This is why you must separate yourself as an individual in your own distinguished identity -- don't be a meme

>>25539999
>this image
how do they get food and water?

>>25540017
Well they are bobbing their anuses in a fire so i doubt they care about that trivial stuff

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>>25540017
>>25540047
They're able to summon it with divine celestial power.

>>25539999
first quads of the year

>>25540065
>divine celestial power.

aka demons

GTFO satan

>>25539999
Check'd and kek'd if I'm being truthful relative

>>25540065
imagine this
>you're that thing in the glass
>top is covered
>you can only stand up or you will drown
>you know that one day you will become too tired to stand up and will drown
>only way to make it is to drink all of it

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>>25540017
They have transcended any physical desire for food and water.

>>25540174
Intriguing scenario. I think he'd be able to float at the top to sleep, albeit it would be incredibly uncomfortable.

>>25540224
>transcended food and water
>has a beverage in front of him

>>25539911
I am also convinced that prolonged usage of Twitter and other SJW nests is to blame for their development.

That is pathetic and disquisting at the same time

>>25540174
>what is piss

>grow a shitty beard
>look like an idiot following the latest trends
>make a Twitter or tumblr account
>call yourself a "male feminist"
>spend all day updating your social media with quotes from books about queer theory
>defend Islam at all costs
>vote for Justin Trudeau
>have plebeian sexual fetishes
>drink craft beer

>>25540174
>drink all of it
>eventually have to piss/sweat it out all again
>instead of drowning in water, you'll drown in a mixture of your own sweat and piss

Brilliant idea, friend.

>>25540304
Easily resisting it. Gondola is a real human bean.

>>25540418
And? what else senpai

>>25539911

It's like castrating a male cat desu.

>>25540445
And a real hero, just like our Lord and saviour Sir Elliot.

>>25540409
>have dark hair, grow a short beard and have short hair
>wear black glasses

where do i go on 4channel for freshest gondolas?

>>25540585
>match your belt and shoes
>be an applecuck (biggest giveaway imo)
>"game developer"
>white guilt
>follow Zoe Quinn on Twitter
>"visit my Patreon and subscribe to my YouTube!!"
>use language like trigger, transphobic, problematic unironically
>low top shoes without socks
>"gender fluid"

>>25540780
>undercut
>pinrolled slim jeans
>vegan
>1461 docs
>studied English
>monet is my favourite artist xD

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>>25540780
Sometimes you say some really sensible things. Most of the times you're just as bad though.

Being a nu-male is like eating 20 estrogen bars a day.

>>25540830
>polygamous
>like filthy frank
>friends are only teenage girls
>have contemplated buying or actually bough a realdoll (see: Peter Coffin)

fug I hate nu-males

>>25540409
Are you Canadian? This is very true, I live in Alberta and all the betas voted for the NDP provincially and Treaudue federally. It really annoys me because this is Alberta for fuck sake, voting in these anti oil liberal cucks is just going to make out already dropping economy worse. But these dumb betas don't care because none of them have jobs in the pil industry they are all taking gender studies or political science or something equally stupid.