SHOWER SHITTING GENERAL DISCUSS YOUR SHOWER SHITTING TECHNIQUES

>mfw faggots smush it down the drain
>not catching it in your hand and slam dunking it in the dunny

>>25539403
What?! People do shit there?!

>>25540167
>2000+16
>not shitting in the shower
what have you been doing with your life anon?

>>25540167
>he doesn't shit in the shower

Where did your live go oh so wrong

Reminder to use bath oils to slather up your anus so the resulting turd come out coated in a slick substance to help slide down the pipe.

>tfw no shower shitting gf

>>25540167
They do it so they can pick it up and cradle it in their arms as if it were their baby. Then they typically cry for about 10 minutes or so.

>tfw you hover over the drain hole and it lands exactly down it

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>>25539403
Who /sink/ here?
>mfw shit in a sink
>10 minutes later, mom comes in to wash her hands

>Taking showers
God I hate normies.

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>>25542724

>>25542724
I knew a guy who shit in the sink when he was drunk once. His wife caught him, and she said she had to reevaluate her life.
6 months later they were divorced.
That's some repugnant shit.

>not lobbing it into the toilet
>not accidentally tossing it too hard, having it skip across the water, and smacking against the side of the wall

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>>25542885
I was tempted to piss in the sink, because I my parent's were inconsiderate,
but i realized how gross it was and chose not to.
Did i mention this was in 2001 and I was 5 at the time.

>>25542789
I take Mountain Dew showers

>>25543070
Im a normie and i pissed in the sink. I jizz in it from time to time.

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Jojojojo

Poo in loo man

>>25543070
haha I'm 19 and the sink is my personal urinal when no one's around

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>>25544294
>Im a normie
If a sperg like me has common sense, you're swimming on the deep end. Sorry, to break it to you...

>>25544447
You're also a sociopath.

>>25539403
fuck off and die hips you filthy currynigger

>>25543070
I piss in the sink all the time. It's just a drain

>>25544345
What's the other method?

>>25539856
>2k+16
>having solid shits
It's like you don't eat fast food everyday

>>25544345
lol that's OP.

What a fgt :3

>>25543070

Dude I piss in the sink since I was a child when nobody is around.

Kitchen or bathroom, what gives.

>when mummy sees you pissing in the sink and scolds you

>>25545257
It's more about splashback, that's why I stopped.