How are the New Years Resolutions coming along robots?

>>25538896
Not even this bad. I managed to smalltalk with one person a day, that's something yet.

>>25538896

My resolution was to kill myself.

I can't decide if still being alive is a success or a failure.

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I fapped yesterday

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It's going fine.

6th day of nofap
Started exercice
Started learning a song on piano

>>25539040
Congrats, it only gets easier :)
>>25539055
Glad to hear you're still kickin', anon, sounds like a success in my book?

Actually so far i've started to fall apart even further since the start of this year.

>>25539076
>nofap
why do people think that not fapping is good for them?

>>25538896
good anon!

had an interview today that i thought went really well.

already lost a bit of weight i guess, since the shirt seemed a lot less tight.

haven't had fast food yet, been cooking all my meals.

>>25539144
Excessive fapping to porn does cause some mental problems.

>>25539176
So? Fap less. Not fapping at all is probably worse since you're going to cum the second you become intimate with someone.

>>25539176
Is there a source for this or are you making it up

>sobriety
Friends invited me out for beers and I had to go
>Exercise
I hurt my leg so can't jog
>eat healthier
Craved pizza so had one

It's not even one week in and already I'm failing miserably.

>>25539189
>you're going to cum the second you become intimate with someone
>when

>>25538896
My resolution is to move out or travel by myself for some weeks/months to conquer my fears of independence but I'm too fucking scared.

It was my last years and years before resolution too. I failed.

I want a cigarette fucking bad, like holy shit bad.

I was just standing over my desk looking at everything on it and wanting to destroy it in a fit of nicotine deprived rage.


Nicotine is a motherfucker jesus

>>25539347
This is the year anon. Where would you want to go?

>>25539388
nowhere, I don't want to even leave the house. That's the problem. But I think I need to do something. I wish I could find a way to motivate myself.

>>25538896
I made it a resolution to start treating women like shit, and I've been bullying them on apps like tinder and yik yak fairly recently. I'm gonna have to wait and see if I have the balls to harass whores on campus when the semester starts later this month.

>>25539363

>getting hooked on a drug that doesn't even get you high and gives you cancer

topkek

I made a resolution to try and reach out to people more and so far it's working. I'm about to go on a hike with some friends.

>>25539432
I'm kind of in the same boat. I'd like to visit Japan, not as an obnoxious weeb fuck, just to observe their culture. I think if I could handle that I'd be ready to become more independent. But I'm pretty scared to be honest.

>>25539517
Yeah. I thought about travel in eastern europe where costs would be cheaper. Just to live, basically, get the experience of independent living.

Then I set a more achievable goal of travel in my own country (UK), but so far I didn't really manage that. The idea of dealing with people, doing things like renting an apartment on airbnb or whatever, collecting keys and the possibility of having to make smalltalk is just too scary.

>>25539517
I did japan solo in 08 and it was fucking amazing.

Was only there for 2 weeks and don't speak a word of the language but I had an excellent time.

I'd suggest somewhere with a lot more English going on if you're not already independent. Can be a bit daunting when even the most basic communication is difficult.

My only New Year's resolution is to go camping at least twice this upcoming summer. I know I can stick to it at least

>>25539596
Try starting smaller. If you can't hold small talk with the people in your community, then you can't do it somewhere foreign to you. Baby steps man.

>>25539630
I'm glad you enjoyed it, that gives me hope. I'm actually looking to really crack down on studying the language because I feel like I'll learn a lot more, and have more fun, if I can talk to some people about what life is like there.

>>25539703
I've always wanted to go back with someone that could speak the language, as awesome as it was, I feel i missed out on so much due to the barrier.

>>25539055
Like I said a few days ago, maybe check out Palahniuk's technique of scheduled suicide as some kind of ethics of effort (itw in The Believer)
He draws on the fact that small things (like paperwork) are always easier when you're trying to avoid something much worse (death, that he schedules at day 7)

>>25539840
Would you mind telling me about your trip? I'm quite interested in hearing about a positive experience there.

>>25539902
Was going from West Aus to Canada (then was going to work my way across canada, then through north america, europe, india, nepal, etc down through south east asia and back to West Aus) but the best flight had a 2 night layover in in Japan. I moved some shit around and turned it into ~8 nights.

Landed in Narrita, got cab to a train station and a train to tokyo, stayed in the some shitty hotel that was really expensive but super central and kinda just hungout for 7 days. Lots of food (oh my god the food!) and exploring on foot. I had a Lonely Planet guide and just did things I could from that. Museums, nightlight, sumo, expat bars, FOOD! markets, temples, more food, so much walking around.

Fuck, this was all 8 years ago now, how time flys anon.

>>25539492
This post by that Anon.

>>25539055

It was mine too. This is a failure for both of us

>>25539902
I too made a trip alone, at 26, from France to London.
I was lucky enough to be at least in the friendzone of a french girl who had moved to London.
She invited me for her bday, I decided to go.
Went to hotel.com and booked a room.
Bought new clothes, then laundromat, hairdresser, etc.
Took the Eurostar tunnel for the 1st time.
I was so nervous I passed through the metal detector with my bag, in a hurry, I totally forgot to give my bag to the security guy. Right from the beginning of the trip, and despite wearing a suit (!), I was humiliated and caught as a pleb who only pretended he was a frequent traveller.
But then it got better, I made a new friend right in the train, I told him I would have a lot of free time alone in London, he gave me his number and everything.
Friendzone behaved as a Queen as usual, she totally forgot me, made me wait an hour. I had a big bag with me all the time, I looked like a tourist, I didn't know where to put it.
We took a taxi (cab) from her dorm to her boyfriend's roommates place in Pimlico (a very posh neighborhood). It was weird taking a taxi, I felt like Cinderella.
The party went well, had to speak english, then slept on a couch.
Then I had 2 days alone. My hotel room turned out to be the worst room in history (a very cold november, no heating, I felt like a bum and thought I would die, but was too beta to say anything...)
It's real nice to be able to go where you want, with noone to interfere, I went to Brixton, to the Victoria Gallery, found the Rough Trade record store, went to the Tate Modern, got lost at some point (looking for Rough Trade) and realised I was in Notting Hill, like in the movies, the cars were impressive.

Also, my friendzone refused to show me around the city (always found me moderately creepy, I guess), but introduced me to brit friends of hers, it was quite a challenge to be alone with pure brits, as the accent is hard to get.

>>25540891
>cont.

>>25540891
>this was all 8 years ago now, how time flys anon
yeah but on the bright side, this travelling alone gives you so much memories.

>>25540104
nice
did you go to Nepal too?