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>office job interview
>leaving in a little under 3 hours
>how do I not fuck this up?
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you don't go because wagecucks are fags
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FIRM HANDSHAKE
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Have a wank before you go
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just beeeeeurself desu senpai
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>>25538708
I need this man :( I've been jobless for over 6 months now.

>>25538716
What is this supposed to do?
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>>25538727
>What is this supposed to do?
You'll feel lethargic and calmer
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>Smile- not forceful
>FIRMS don't be submissive in the handshake
>Back straight when talking ALWAYS
>Good hygiene
>Talk clearly and slowly
>Make sure to throw in during the interview "Working is always my highest priority."
>Start thinking to yourself positive bullshit stories you can talk about
>Be 100% positive for the rest of the interview
>KEEP YOUR LEVELS LOW
>Remember to thank him and shake his hand when you leave for a good impression when you leave.
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>>25538799
>FIRMS don't be submissive in the handshake

It's interesting how much you can tell about a man from his handshake.
When I shook my Korean friends hand for the first time, it was the weakest shit ever. I loosened my grip so I didn't hurt his hand. It's no surprise that he always lets me walk in front and always goes along with whatever I suggest. Whatever; I guess some people are content with being subordinate.
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>>25538799
Thanks anon, though there's a 99% chance my interviewer is female. I'm sure it all still applies though.
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>have to take the bus out of town then switch bus
>then unfuck my social security shit and catch the same bus and do it in reverse to get home
>never ridden the bus or been out of town alone before
nervous
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>>25538700
Don't be your self too much
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>>25538911
Bring money for food because you'll be out all day. You'll be fine.
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>>25538962
I can't be out all day, I have to go to a drug and background test at 1pm. I will eat before but I also have enough money for any food and a taxi home in case I fuck up
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>>25538700
>just b ur self anon-kun :^)
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>>25538799
>do this
>manager tells me he'll call me in next week
>think I nailed it
>don't get a call
>brother tells me the manager hired someone else
>literally cucked out of a wage
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