>office job interview >leaving in a little under 3 hours

you don't go because wagecucks are fags

FIRM HANDSHAKE
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Have a wank before you go

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just beeeeeurself desu senpai

>>25538708
I need this man :( I've been jobless for over 6 months now.

>>25538716
What is this supposed to do?

>>25538727
>What is this supposed to do?
You'll feel lethargic and calmer

>Smile- not forceful
>FIRMS don't be submissive in the handshake
>Back straight when talking ALWAYS
>Good hygiene
>Talk clearly and slowly
>Make sure to throw in during the interview "Working is always my highest priority."
>Start thinking to yourself positive bullshit stories you can talk about
>Be 100% positive for the rest of the interview
>KEEP YOUR LEVELS LOW
>Remember to thank him and shake his hand when you leave for a good impression when you leave.

>>25538799
>FIRMS don't be submissive in the handshake

It's interesting how much you can tell about a man from his handshake.
When I shook my Korean friends hand for the first time, it was the weakest shit ever. I loosened my grip so I didn't hurt his hand. It's no surprise that he always lets me walk in front and always goes along with whatever I suggest. Whatever; I guess some people are content with being subordinate.

>>25538799
Thanks anon, though there's a 99% chance my interviewer is female. I'm sure it all still applies though.

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>have to take the bus out of town then switch bus
>then unfuck my social security shit and catch the same bus and do it in reverse to get home
>never ridden the bus or been out of town alone before
nervous

>>25538700
Don't be your self too much

>>25538911
Bring money for food because you'll be out all day. You'll be fine.

>>25538962
I can't be out all day, I have to go to a drug and background test at 1pm. I will eat before but I also have enough money for any food and a taxi home in case I fuck up

>>25538700
>just b ur self anon-kun :^)

>>25538799
>do this
>manager tells me he'll call me in next week
>think I nailed it
>don't get a call
>brother tells me the manager hired someone else
>literally cucked out of a wage