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How different are the Wizards from /r9k/, are we talking next level social depravity or something worse?
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>be me, permavirgin of course
>be a teacher
>yesterday talking to a student about a video game
>"I'm a lvl 75 monk, what do you have Mr Anon"
>"I was a wizard"
>the moment it came out I got the feels

I think the rest of my life I'll be self conscious and dodging any conversation about relationships, not looking forward to it. Even if I pay a hooker I'll still know that's not legit
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>>25537916
R9k is no longer a place for male virgins, every fucking day I some faggot post "tfw broke up/still think about ex/only had sex 6 times in my life"

this is just /b/ now. Wizardchan is pure self inflicted ostracism and eternal virginity neetdom
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>>25538028
Shit that bad?
>>25538025
Whats it like on there anon, is it as bad as >>25538028 said? Im scared to go there, maybe i havnt transcended to that much of a social outcast yet. maybe i never will
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>>25538025
Year ago I paid a whore but I was so bad at sex that I got thrown out.

Then was the moment where I gave up for real.
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>>25538103
You are so fascinating. Like a train wreck I can't look away. Please, tell me more!
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>>25538132
Moving hips is just so fucking awkward for me. And after 7 years of fapping to nothing but hentai I suppose I should'v know I would have problems getting it up with a real woman. All in all it was a very confusing and humiliating experience and I don't ever want to try it again. Imagine if this would happen with a girl I'd care about? I think I'd killmyself.

tl,dr don't do anime, kids
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>>25538097

just go see by yourself, it's a highly unhealthy and toxic place. Depression has a whole other meaning there and it's only people who have accepted being next level sociopathic shut-ins. They're totally okay with their mom doing absolutely everything for them and they see it as perfectly normal.
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>>25538228
pretty much the living version of the Tendies and good boy stories?
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>>25537916
That's my ex lol wtf
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>>25538474
Das ist bait, try harder
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BUmping for conversational interest
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>>25537916
Wizards are different because they aren't deluded robots thinkin "Oh i m-might get a gf, friends and a good job one day". The people who still have this "hope" are underaged. Do you honestly think someone who is a 25+ virgin who has no friends of gf still complains on this board? Don't worry, the robots here will eventually grow up
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>>25538784
i take it that Wizards have settled to a life of social inequity
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>>25538802
Pretty much, the thing i find funny is that people say "Oh yeah you've given up on life you're just a lazy faggot" etc. Think of it like this, if there is someone who has no legs but "wants to walk" isn't that kind of delusional? Most people here, (robots) will keep on pushing though. The people who eventually become socially accepted weren't really in that much trouble to begin with, the others become wizards because they accept reality, they are realists
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>>25537916
Lads serious question...
>See a girl like OP's pic on the train.

How do you approach her and start a conversation??
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>>25538853
>Implying anyone on here could help you with that
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>>25538025
>Calling mages wizards
You deserve to be alone
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>>25538853
the thing that never fails to get attention is if you sniff them and touch their neck. That always gets their attention and leads to pretty interesting conversation.
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>>25538833
They have come to realise and accept the truth, i take it they theyve given up on life completely, girls included.
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>>25538218

Most everyone is going to have a bad first time. Norms generally find a girlfriend or something and work out the awkward positions, flagging wieners and early/lack off orgasm during the first 3-4 times. A few have to work at it for a couple of months.
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>>25538990
Yes, its just wage slaving and the dream of saving up enough money to move somewhere secluded (for the majority of them). Have you checked it out?
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>>25539034
im going to do after i finish this work, im afraid of what ill find, not going to lie anon. originally i thought it was going to be some laughable sados but there guys really seem to have given up, its pretty fucking sad. i thought the endless stoners on 420chan were bad enough but by the sounds of it the Wizards are an outlier to an outlier.
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>>25539056
What's your life like though, do you think you'll end up one? It's not that bad if you at least have somewhat of a hobby but even then its more of a distraction
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>>25538784
>Do you honestly think someone who is a 25+ virgin who has no friends of gf still complains on this board?

Well, I do, Anon.

I agree on the definition of a wizard from wizardchans, they are those who have accepted their fate.

/r9k/ is for people who still have some distant hope of change.
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>>25539087
Sorry about that then, im 21 myself and i have no care for that stuff so i just assumed there wouldn't be much people that are much older still pushing for those things. Do you still actively try to get friends/gf etc?
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>>25537916
it is bad for me. only social interaction in my life is 4chan and Interesting NPCs mod for Skyrim.
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>>25539122
>Do you still actively try to get friends/gf etc?
I never did those things at any point in my life...

I have some plans that might help, including going travelling as some kind of exposure therapy. But I've been too scared to do it so far.

I don't honestly think reform is ever out of the question, even if you are middle age. Of course, the women get less attractive, which is a sad thing.

Maybe I'm deluded that I can reform. But I think I'll try, at least. Improvement is hard and takes time anyway, you can resolve to improve at 25 and still several years later made only small progress.

Yet, even that small progress is a motivation.
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>>25539083
OP here Im a unifag and have a stable relationship. Ivce just been stuck on 4chan since 2010. Helped me wake up to the other side of the news and stories and whats going on ibn the world, all the shit that got pushed away from headlines made me think. 4chan also turned me away from being a very virulent male feminist when i stopped browsing /b/ and began browsing /pol/ aswell. i was originally disgusted with what i found but it made me think eventually i realised that Feminism was toxic and poisonousness to everything that it touched.
My gf posts on /b/ sometimes but generally on /v/ and /lit/ since shes a book worm, but she doesnt go on 4chan much anymore.
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>>25539400
>OP here Im a unifag and have a stable relationship
Please leave immediately, normalfag
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>>25539335
Same here, never really did much in my life and when i had the opportunity to do so, i was to used to just sitting back passively watching as things went by. Even if we start now, its just kinda a bad thought that we still wont achieve everything we could've from the years wasted
>>25539400
You seem to be doing fairly well then, /r9k/ and /pol/ aren't that great at helping with problems, they just give you some sort of "delusion" to work all your anger towards. Do you find 4chan effects you in some way or more for entertainment nowadays?
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>>25539453
>muh programmed response
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I'm a full blown normie except I can't interact with females.

The last time a girl chatted me up at a party I had a panic attack probably because it happens like once a year
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>>25539453
but the thing is Anon, at least ive felt the warm embrace of a girl and fucked one. call me a redditfag ect all you want, it wont give your hands a boob to grab apart from your own.
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>>25537916
like 0.5% of the population has severe mental retardation right? well even those people get laid.
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>>25539463
>Even if we start now, its just kinda a bad thought that we still wont achieve everything we could've from the years wasted
Yeah, don't think I'm some kind of super optimistic guy who thinks change is always possible and everyone can live a perfect life.

it's more that, this small amount of progress I made, is enough to keep my from actually an heroing.

if I truly gave up I probably would kill myself rather than become a wizard.

>>25539505
>it wont give your hands a boob to grab apart from your own.
what's the point in saying stuff like this, honestly? It's a useless insult because it's so self evident and most here accept such things as truth. yeah, "normalfag", you have had better experiences. Is gloating to gutter rats really that fun?
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>>25539400
Why do you come here just to mock us and post about how great your life is? Why can't you just leave us alone?
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>>25538025
>Even if I pay a hooker I'll still know that's not legit

Wait a second, I did exactly that at 25 to ensure I was NOT going to be a wizard. Are you saying it didn't count?
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>>25539463
yeah, i find some things on /pol/ and /b/ hard to believe ect. but they did open my eyes to the fact that there are 2 sides tyo every story and the other side is worth readin into.
also yes sometimes, the porn is real hard to get off of also the displaced anger gets to me aswell, im always seeing stories like " woman rapes man, man gets jailed" or " feminists shut down fathers meetup", the worst one was the recent cologne attack and how the libs have all jumped to defend it. ive had to restrict myself going on /pol/ before i go to lectures as i always end up getting into an argument and upsetting one of the campus feminists.
Although once i did convince a feminist to check /pol/ out. ironically enough shes now a UKIP supporter.
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>>25539546
the only one who was mocking was you, you brought this upon yourself. Dont pull a laurie penny on us and attack somneone then cry when they hit back
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>>25539581
That was somebody else you mongoloid
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>>25538025
>>25539553
Talking about a hooker let me share the sorry of a friend on my course called Domminik
>massive anime DBZ fan
>figurine collector for most aniumes going
>looks like the emo spiked hair chad type
>absoilutely fucking inept with any form of social communication, unless you get him on to shit like k-on and love hina.
>the only reason im friends with him is that he had a love Hina keyring that i recognised.
>HE has been 'seeing' sopmeone for a few months now
>Turns out its a student from the Geography course at the other campus who works part time as a hooker
>tyurns out hes been ordering her on a wednesday night every week for the past 3 months to cuddle her
>he decided last wednesday to fuck her as he finally built up the confidence not to have his boner killed by nerves
> she said " i cant Dom, youve become too much of a friend, i feel like i can talk to you and come snuggle whenever i want, ill even do it for free. buit i see you as too much of a friend to fuck"
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I don't get it. Just talk to girls and sooner or later you'll find a cool one that wants to have sex with you. They're like half the species and their taste in men is a lot more diverse than our taste in women.
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>>25539731
the problem is that robots basically don't know how to talk. their entire language is internet memes and movie quotes.
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>>25539731
>r9k turned into shit so much I can t even tell if normie or bait
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>>25539689
>> she said " i cant Dom, youve become too much of a friend, i feel like i can talk to you and come snuggle whenever i want, ill even do it for free. buit i see you as too much of a friend to fuck"

that sounds nice to me. He can get another hooker. Then he now has a hooker plus an extra friend.

friendzone may be bad for most people, but for complete social fuckups it can at least be useful practice.
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>>25537916
It's pretty different, especially now. There's still some overlap but it's not like it was on the old site. The community is highly insular and will attack you for not fitting in. This may be worth it if you want a semi-active board with the fewest normies possible.

Go take a look for yourself to see what you think. I'd get a feel for the community and read the rules before posting so you don't get b& on the first day.
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>>25539731
>their taste in men is a lot more diverse than our taste in women
This is objectively false and bait.
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>>25537916
A robot looks at this picture and imagines cuddling her and kissing her neck.
A wizard laughs at the whore and alt+tabs back to World of Warcraft.
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>>25537916
Look at that chin and those lips. That's such a tranny.
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>>25538940
Also sitting behind them, grabbing a handful of their hair and smelling it.
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>>25537916
>25537916
bumping because this thread was pretty good
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There is this misconception that wizardhood is supposed to be sad, a form of punishment.
It isn't, it is a choice. A way of life. I don't hate, I am indifferent towards people.

To acquire such a state of mind, one must kill a part of himself, the one tying him to the animal word.
To break that bond and fully enter the elemental plane is the quintessential transformation that happens in the mind of a wizard.
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>>25541753
Accepting wizardry is all about letting go. It's kind of cultish if you get too engrossed in the ideology. There's still a lot of relevant content there even if your views don't line up perfectly.
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>>25541753
basically stoicism with +5 on all UNIX checks
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Think its a bad idea to go on Wizardchan at the moment a lot of people from /pol/ seem to have gone there en masse for some reason and the Wizards seems to be getting ticked off.
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>>25537916
so where is this image actually from i see it on r9k all the time, is from a bus in the uk?

does she have a name?
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>>25538218
>Moving hips is just so fucking awkward for me.
this! so true. The one time I tried a prostitute (it's a long time ago), I just didn't know how to do it. Are you really supposed to move your hips like a dog? I just couldn't do it. I'm a wizard now
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>>25538784
I'm a wizard but I still have some hope. From time to time you meet women who show some interest, all you have to do is say "yes". It's not easy after all the years, but I'm working on it, I'm in therapy and have some hope my life will get better
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>>25543133
...what kind of deluded person made this comic. Like colors from a fucking crayon box arent super rare and this guy just goes into a fullblown depression or something.
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>>25538853

Very gently try to bend her over - if she protests, just say "relax babe, it's only sex. I'm going to smash you now"

Try it and let me know.
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Wizards don't obsess over succubi like robots do. To wizards, "robots" are just failed normies anyway.
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