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Fembot Feels

>tfw the vast majority of your friends ended up being guys
>tfw at least half of them hit on you when your bf isn't around
>tfw ywn have a no-drama group of sisters to just do girly things with
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>>25536637
Stay strong and stay with your man.

Don't become a bitch and desert him for another cock.
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Honestly I'd stop hanging out with those guys if they are hitting on you knowing you are in a relationship. It's disrespectful to you and your bf.
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>tfw never knew how to relate to other women
>can have pleasant conversations with them but never attain friendship
>tfw men don't notice how socially weird i am/dont care

thanks guys for being such bros
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>>25536637
>fembot
>bf

Heres your reply bitch.
Women cannot be robots.
Robots do not have significant others.
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>>25536678
she 100% flirted back so she is already and attention whore getting on off fantasies about getting gangbanged while the bf isnt around, so she gets that slut "experience"
but will be too pussy to do it ever since shes a massive golddigger at heart and no the risk is too high to lose the walking creditcard
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>>25536637
Shutting this down right now

This is not a board for women to complain about whatever trivial bullshit they have in their trivial lives. You are the cause of all OUR problems, and you have a million places on the Internet or otherwise to go instead of coming here and bitching to us like we want to hear a word of it!

Tl;dr get the fuck off my board, reeeee end post
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>>25536702
Urm, You are welcome I presume.
Any clue how come You never end up making any bonds? In my case I just rarely find people that I find dear. But any idea what is it for You?
>>25536705
Please grow up..
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>>25536705
Your post has no significance to her then.
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>>25536705
i don't really like these fembot feels threads at all either but what about us who don't have a bf? or friends
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>>25536749
>a pretty accurate point
also consider this>>25536763
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Current feel: enjoying arthropods more than humans. Got some new pet cockroaches and they are so delightful. I like to watch them eat their fruit.
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>>25536637
>nobf
>no friends
>only work

I'm not even that autistic, I can talk to people and my work requires some social abilities . I just never "connect" with people.

I keep making money but I don't even spend it. I don't have anyone to spend it with.
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this>>25536772
to that>>25536705
now I fucked up
>rhymes
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>tfw bf for the first time in 6 years
>tfw soon have to do sexings
>tfw was horrible at sexings with first bf and probably won't have become better in the 6 year gap

Crap. Shit. Fuck. I'm really scared. He'll probably vent online how shit his gf is at sex ;_;
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>tfw your male friend wants to date you, but you don't want to

He's just not my type... How can I turn him down without hurting him?
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>>25536742
I have trouble finding people I click with. In general, women have a lot of trouble maintaining conversation and are on average more preoccupied with other things. I do better with people who are more focused, and in general that's something men are very talented at. There is no shortage of lonely men that could use a buddy.

I also have a lot of masculine interests and the "feminine" interests I have I pursue in a really autistic fashion that a lot of people don't find relatable.

>>25536777
I too have cockroaches! I love them dearly. What kind are yours? Right now I only have dubias and green banana roaches, but I want to expand my collection in the spring. I really love extinct roaches.
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>>25536763
U guys are acceptable. Given u guys dont have beta orbiters. Fucking roasties with bfs gtfo. Dont call urselves fembots please.

>>25536749
Wtf are u on about bitch

>>25536742
fuck u roastie
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>>25536637
Betas choose to orbit girls that they perceive to have flaws more significant than their own, so that they don't feel so bad about their own flaws.

"I only have male friends because girls cause drama" is a big red flag. Fix your shit.
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>>25536796
Move your hips and make a lot of noise. Clench your vaginal muscles. You don't really need to do a lot, just don't be a dead fish. Try to ride him on top, sometimes, too.
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>>25536705
This. Gtfo normie faggot virgin boy.
>>25536742
Normie like you arent welcome

Also whoever has a relationship with someone or have any friends its automatically a normie
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>>25536820
>wtf are u on about bitch.
Easy there anon, no need to get all aggressive.
I just pointed out how, if she's a robot, and robots have no significance to others, your opinions and post wouldn't matter to her.
So you basically nullified your own statement.
Good job
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>>25536805
Oh hey you, it's Alison.

I was considering the question mark cockroaches but ended up getting a pair of madagascar hissing roaches that my local pet store had. I've got a male and a female now and the female seems to like stealing the male's sitting spots and making him hiss.

For what it's worth I felt like we clicked well. I'm just really shit at starting conversations but I always enjoy talking to you. But I still relate that it's hard finding people in general to click with.
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like we haven't heard this story before
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>tfw boyfriend would rather fap/watch porn than have sex
>give him blowjobs
>give him handjobs
>he cums
>doesn't return the favor
EVERY TIME

It's fucking depressing. I feel extremely unattractive and unwanted.
>he's in the other room either fapping or playing vidya
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fembots don't exist.
this is a thinly veiled faggot thread.
fuck off.
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>>25536891
Oh, hi! Feel free to message me any time, I really just didn't want to be a bother. I kind of know that I tend to overwhelm people I talk to. Glad to hear you got some hissers, send me a picture of them at some point. You're super cool and probably one of the few people I've met that I had so many shared interests with.
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>tfw no australian girl to jog with me
>tfw i'm a guy
>tfw we will run 5km's a day together and then pat each other on the back for our great run
>tfw then i can show her my fitbit statistics and try impress her
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>>25536899
It could be a lot of things other than how attractive you are.

I like to masturbate and read porn but I don't like sex of any kind. Have you talked to him about what he likes?
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>>25536899
Are you fat?
gyihferuhddthfseuhdstjgddyh
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>>25536637
>>>tfw the vast majority of your friends ended up being guys
codeword for being a slut
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>>25536952
5'3" ~120 lbs
Curvy w/ muscular legs (love cycling)
I think I'm fat/chubby but bf says I'm not and thinks I'm "fit"
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>>25536899
Sounds like he's depressed to be honest family
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>>25536934
Sounds good. I'm rarely overwhelmed by things I enjoy and or by conversation over text (it's such a life saver).

Here are my good feels roaches. I named them Hermann and Julie after Franz Kafka's parents, following my tradition of lame literary references in bug names. I would highly recommend pet bugs to robots and /r9k/ in general as long as you can tolerate soft hissing in the night.
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>>25536854
Stfu u homophobic little cunt, if im a normie i wouldnt be here. Yes im a virgin, at least im not a slut like u.

>>25536855
Dumb fucking bitch. Learn to read before trying to white knight on the slut of an OP. Significant other does not mean significance to others. It means bf/gf etc. Good job to u as well, dumb bitch.
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>>25537006
Doing gods work, always amuses me when "women" think they can be robots. Yet all of them have friend,s go out, and suck cock regularly and have boyfriends.

These are supposedly "robots"
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>>25536946
He likes being a dom, and we used to fuck regularly. A bunch of shit happened and I was in the hospital for a little bit. Ever since, he's been distant sexually. He hung out with a girl he met at the dog park a few times, which doesn't help how I'm feeling.

I tried talking to him about it but he got upset and said I hurt his feelings. (Playfully spanked his butt and said he never returns the favor).
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>>25536999
That wouldn't be too surprising considering what the past few months have been like. I was actually recently put on anti-depressants due to the stress. He thinks he can handle everything by himself and will not see anyone.
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>>25536800
I'm not sure if there's a single way to do so without at least slight harm or dissapointment, that'd depend on how sensitive he is I presume.
I think You'd either have to ocasionally slip in that You're not interested in a relationship, or be more direct with it if both sides are aware of one being affectionate towards the other. Perhaps mentioning that You just do not want to see him having their hopes up to then be crushed into bits.
I'm not sure how to explain, nor if I'm right.
But I'd say being genuine would do.
No avoiding or delusions.
>>25536820
I don't even have a vagina.
>>25536854
And you talking about all this is of what point?
For me a normie is the avarge shallow scum that plagues our land, being majority of people.
As for robot identity I could care less.
What I do care about is hapiness, love and fulfillment.
I do not want to live a lonely miserable live, and I am going to stay true to myself.
How about You though?
What is it that You care and strive for?
>>25536805
Hmh, I kind of see, although not as much for what makes it hard for You to bond with eachother. Maybe it's as with what I mentioned majority of people being shallow, and women having the tendency to hit the rock bottom? No idea. As for that I'd propably say it's just a matter of time and a bit of devotion before You find the significant one. It's quite interesting of You to say about the focus and preoccupation. Never noticed nor tought of it. Can't even tell if it's an actual thing. As for masculine or feminine interests I don't think they're much of a factor here. One way or the other best of luck.
Also I'm both intrigued and disturbed by the roaches haha.
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>>25537042

Not that guy calling you a women, but damn. You're a humongous faggot who needs to leave r9k.
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>>25537056
I don't understand, what am I presumeably doing wrong?
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>>25537064
>what am I presumeably doing wrong?

Being born.
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>>25537042
>i dont even have a vagina

Get cucked fucking white knight.
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>>25537023
>frogposting redditor
>"l-let me tell you what a robot is and why you cant be one! haha! :)"
Secondhand stupidity really burns me out sometimes.
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>>25537079
>tripfag

Stopped reading.
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>>25536899
I got you, it's called voyeurism. It happens to some guys. All guys watch porn, but some guys like your boyfriend, may become more aroused by the thought of watching sexual things, not participating in them.
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>>25537025
If I was in your shoes I would be asking him a lot of questions about his feelings and motivations. It sounds really complicated.
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>>25537079
Stop talking, you trip fag in an anonymous image board. Your opinions are absolutely invalid.
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>>25537069
No, please, just explain to me why.
>>25537073
From when does talking to women instantly make one a white knight. This is ridiculous.
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Seeing as there are (possibly) a few people in this thread who are in a relationship, what do you say during sex??
I've been with my bf for a year and a half and he does most of the talking, I'm naturally a quiet person and I especially don't know what to say when someone sees me nakey and says I'm hot??????
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>>25537002
They look very healthy! The ones at my local pet store looked on the verge of death, so I didn't end up picking any for myself up. Neat names, I never actually name any of my pets for some reason (except for Fronk, my anole).
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>>25537088
>>25537100
>T-TRIPFAG!! BAD!! HURR
Do you lot even try to hide the fact that you're from Reddit?
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>>25537106
White-knighting and trying to sweet talk some t-Rex looking blob who's pussy smells like the great depression, hence why her boyfriend cant stand her and would rather jack off, won't sit on your shriveled up dick.

>>25537121

Here your (you), for your attention and validation faggot.
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>>25537091
no
its called femanon being fat and guy wanting free sexual benefits

stop being so fucking reddit
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>>25537091

she probably reeks like literal shit when she sweats.. or she has the face of a hemorrhoid.
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>>25537114
These ones were the only ones in good shape, which was kind of why I wanted to give them a good home. Hermann has a slightly bent antenna missing its tip but they are otherwise very active and willing to eat.

This guy won't stop hissing at the other roach but he almost never hisses at me. I gave them some cricket food before putting in some other fruits and nuts and stuff. Given the ingredients in cricket food (basically soy/carrot/orange/kelp) I can't imagine they would hate it. They like pecans and apricots, but don't seem to prefer mushrooms. When they eat I can watch their cute little mouths moving.
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>>25537130
>Here your (you), for your attention and validation faggot.
That's funny, coming from the guy who's shitposting, which everyone knows is an activity with the only goal of attentiongrabbing.

>>25537134
>femanon
Do you mean fembot?
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>>25537156
shut up you clown, no one cares about your autistic cockroach collection.
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>>25537130
Why would you even assume that I'm sweet talking for humanity's sake.. What would even be the point of that.
Writing walls of text and trying to be kind is normal for me considering I despise most small talk, not to mention this whole degeneracy of a conversation.
So let's leave it at that.
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>>25537180
>writing walls of text for some blob

Drink some bleach, you Russian wannabe.
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>>25537156
Try various fruit jellies/jams. They seem to go for those.

You might want to add a bit of leaf litter to their enclosure, if you can. They love that stuff.
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>>25537042
Are you schizophrenic? Just curious. You type like one.
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>>25537162

Pop that cock back in your mouth and go scurry off back into that corner, dunce.
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>>25537106
>hurr durr
>defended grills from being btfo by anon
>i-im not a white knight

Keep on getting cucked

>>25537121
Go kill yourself, /u/Doj.
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>>25537192
Yeah, I'm just waiting for a dry day to collect maple leaves that aren't drenched. I've heard different people suggest either baking them slightly or freezing them to get assorted pathogens off, I'll probably try the latter.

The garden I help out in has a variety of deciduous trees and I know that no one ever uses pesticides there so that's my go-to place to get leaves when it's dry.
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One day, I will break into Kyriaki's home and liberate all of her poor captive cockroaches.

>>25537214
Can you formulate anything that isn't pointless insults? That level of language usage is equal to a 12 year old, not even exaggerating.

>>25537218
That's not my Reddit account.
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>>25537218
Wow, I don't know why you're being so mean to Doj. Fuck off.
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>>25537236
You his pocket bitch?

Limp-wristed faggot.
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>>25537243
>bitch
>faggot
Make up your mind, Anon.
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>>25537234
That sounds great. Good luck.

>>25537235
They're living a life of luxury. Don't hate.

>>25537243
I AM INDEED THE INCREDIBLE BITCH-FAGGOT! BOW BEFORE ME!!!
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This thread got so much better once i added that homosexual tripfaggot to the filter.
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>>25537191
Wish there still were death sentances to get rid of the filth like You. Just go choke on your own joke of a dick mudslim cuck.
>>25537205
The closest I'd get would be schizotypal personality disorder, but I've got not idea how accurate that assumption would be just from taking interest in psychology, reading about it and taking an online test or two.
Just as with how oblivious I might be with deluding myself.
>>25537218
Just when the fuck did I defend anyone, I might be no good with being critical but you seem full of shit.
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>>25537235
So you have one. :^)

>>25537236
Who the fuck is he anyway, why do you care? Little bitch.
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>>25536637
Yes >>25536705 is being a dick, but the whole point of rk9 is for people who can't attain relationship and you have a bf
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>>25537263
Not surprised at all, some fat slut who sticks cockroaches down her cunt is slobbering on some tripfags knob, and probably exchanges nudes via Skype.
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>>25537205
Actually what is it in my writing that would make it seem so? It can't be just the chaotic pattern or what not, right?
>>25537284
that is quite true too, come to think of it.
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>>25537235
She was the catalyst for me finally getting the roaches I wanted. I have to imagine hers are living the comfy roach life.
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>>25537284

That's basically "fembots" summed up. It's a reason why people say women cannot be lonely or robots which is true. They have countless betas on Skype and have a boyfriend / multiple ex's.

Yet they have the nerve to come here and shit this board up with bullshit like this thread.
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>>25537284
Im just telling the truth, if it comes out too harsh she can always gtfo r9k and cry on her bfs shoulder.
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>>25537263
They live a life of oppressive forced orgies. That's not luxury.

>>25537272
Yes, I do. I also have 3 deviantArt accounts, 2 tumblr accounts and ~200 accounts on a furry roleplaying 2D chat. Not joking.

>>25537305
I'll need your address as well then.
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>>25537321
Mmk i dont really care, anon. Lose that tripfag.
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>>25537298
It's hard to put my finger on it, but I've been friends with a good dozen schizophrenics, and they all just type and speak the same way you do.

>>25537321
I don't force them to do it, they're doing it on their own.
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>>25537272
>Who the fuck is he anyway, why do you care? Little bitch

Just some shit cunt who is thirsty and tries to suck up to every female poster on this board, and will quickly try add them on Skype and be a "friend".

He's one of the biggest cock suckers on this board.
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>>25537336
He's quite a good friend to have, though. I really enjoy talking to him. I wish other anons were as entertaining, funny, and witty as he tends to be.
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>>25537346
I didn't ask what yo thought of it, you stupid cunt. Nor do i give a flying fuck.
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>>25537334
Guess I kind of understand, but are You sure that You wouldn't be able to explain it further, any insight, traits or characteristics, anything specific?
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>>25537142
>face of a hemmorhoid

thanks for the laugh
may vaginas flock to you
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>>25537321
You'd have to come all the way to west coast USA to get my roaches, and it's too late, I've already bonded with them, so we'd have to have a fight if you wanted to get them
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>>25537346
U slut, hes a good friend, u still keep him close so when u break up with ur bf u can complain about it to him. He will always be a beta orbiter to u, a friend, nothing more.

Dear doj, keep getting cucked.
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>>25537370
Yeah, he'd have to come over and stick his hand in your loose cunt and pull them out.
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>>25537330
I don't own any tripfags. What are you talking about, silly Anon?
Don't use certain terminology if you don't know what it means.

>>25537336
But they suck up to me. I received these (amazing) gifts from her in November.

>>25537334
You put them in a small confinement. Of course they'll end up doing it on their own. They don't know any better, but that doesn't mean it's consensual.

>>25537370
I'm willing to spend every last dime on my person if it means saving the poor little roachies.
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>>25537358
The word choice, comma placement, and random capitalization all play into it.

>>25537373
I sent him a JP 3DS XL for the holidays, I don't see how he's not benefiting from this.
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>>25537373

Pretty much, he will just sit there pretending to be interested in some fat bitch and her cockroaches. Thinking he will end up getting nudes out of it.
But he probably does, since women these days are gigantic whores and don't have the slightest common sense.

She probably thinks he really 'cares" about her, but if it wasn't for her beef-curtain he would have tossed the itch to the side.

This would be the bitch that sent the loser a package with some shit hand-held. The retard was literally boasting about it all day and posting threads about it.
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>>25537385
They're in a huge ass rubbermaid tub. Big enough to house one of my boas, if I wanted. It's like 4x the size needed for roaches.
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>>25537385
Ok DOJ. Ill learn from my mistake.

>>25537386
Well congrats to u for not being a slut, giving out expensive shit to people on the internet, and not giving nudes/sex instead.
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>>25537386
Hunh, alright. Thank You kindly one way or the other. As for the capitalization it's not much random, then just a thing from my native language that for some reason I commonly use in english. Usually related with showing respect.
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>>25537385
Here's the card that came with it, along with 2 Animal Crossing amiibo cards, but those are shit and I just use them as a bookmarker.

>>25537402
>snek imprisonment on top of all this
This can't go unpunished.
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>>25537413
>and not giving nudes/sex instead.

Baseless assumptions.
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>>25536657

Have you ever heard the tale of the scorpion and the frog?
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>>25536702

it's mainly because they want to sex you up
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>>25537385
>But they suck up to me

No, i see the opposite. Especially when a 'female posts" and claims she has a problem. You quickly swoop in and tell them to start adding you on Skype within seconds.

Sleazy nigger.
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>>25537438
Explain the gifts, then.
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>never had a friend
>kv
>family hates me
>miserable in general
>every one of these threads all of the fem"bots" bitch about their bfs
You people make me want to kill myself even more
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>>25537452
Just because you got some gifts from some bitch doesn't change anything, nor does it make what i said above about you and what you do somehow irrelevant.

Sleazy nigger.
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>>25537415

Doj why is it that you call people manchildren and reddit yet you circlejerk with tripfags, orbit female tripfags and try to seem post screenshots of your own posts in a board full of teens? If that doesn't define what a manchild is then its gotta be a form of high autism or trolling. Either one.
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>>25537463
We can sudoku together, maybe make a thread about it and tripfagging too.
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>>25537488
Those dubs make it very tempting anon
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>>25537346
>>25537373
>>25537386
Hey man I really think it's cool that you give your friends gifts and stuff you know that ain't really common around the internet people don't tend to care for their friends that much nowadays it would be especially cool for me since I've been wanting that new 3DS for a while haha but I digress it's pretty fucked up how people only want to get something out of one another and you know don't value any like true connection or anything, I hate that kind of stuff haha you got Skype?
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>>25537481

He feeds off the attention and validation. Look up his previous posts in the archives. It literally gave me a head-ache reading the bullshit he types.

I often see he likes to brag post, or get something from someone and then start posting it on this board and saying stuff like;
>AYY LMAO R9K see wat happens wen ur friendly 2 people, try it !
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>>25537002
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA

FRANZKAFKA
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>>25536637
Look another catfish pulling a social experiment on 4chan to see how much more responses they can get posting as a female than posting as a male.
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>>25537472
That's true, but it does put to question your claim of me sucking up to them.

Adding someone on Skype doesn't inherently have anything to do with "sucking up". It's a perfectly normal means of private conversation, and that's all it is.

>>25537481
>"circlejerking" with tripfags
Mostly because most trip users are actually a lot more mature than the average /r9k/ manbaby, and therefore I'm prone to treating them with a basic level of respect. Of course, there's exception like Samson and Mystery, who are quite the manchildren themselves.
>orbit female tripfags
I don't. Stating that Mystery looks attractive and telling other manchildren who attack her because of her vagina off has absolutely nothing to do with orbiting. That's my own agenda. I dislike Mystery.
>post screenshots of your own posts
Yes. A lot of /r9k/ mankiddies love to parrot the same inane garbage every time, so it's only useful to keep replies and explanations in the form of a screenshot around to make my life easier so I don't have to post the same textwalls again. I'm actually going to screenshot this post because you're the nth person to complain about it.

And I'm only lightly autistic.

>>25537526
Knock yourself out, friend. That's more good company for me.
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>>25537526

Sounds like manly tears jr.

Im glad that faggot got range ip banned
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Oh, look at that, another attention whore thread.

Seriously, why do women come here? They LITERALLY never meet any fucking requirements to be robots.

They are ALWAYS at leas 4/10

They are ALWAYS alone BECAUSE they wish to be (asexual or not interested)

They are ALWAYS whoring for attention from orbiters

99% of all women on r9k are spoiled normies who want to be "speccial".

I've literally only seen one, ONE true robot female. She was fat, disgusting and INSANELY socially awkward. Every other female is fishing for compliments.
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>>25537267
Oh i missed u. U told me to grow up when i was telling op to gtfo a board where she doesnt belong. Is that not defending her?
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>>25537561
>That's true

Well then... why were you blabbering on otherwise? seemed like you were trying to slither your way out of it.

>Adding someone on Skype doesn't inherently have anything to do with "sucking up". It's a perfectly normal means of private conversation, and that's all it is.

Then why don't i ever see you offering to add males form this board or swooping in like a knight on a horse and posting your Skype straight up and telling people to add you and talk with you about them problemz?

Oh yeah, you're a thirsty sleazy nigger.
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>>25537561
>And I'm only lightly autistic.
I've always referred to this as "having a touch of the old autism"

>>25537586
most of us use robot as a demonym like arcanine, but no one says arcanine anymore.
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>>25537586
I'm not alone, have a decent face, and love attention (like most people, who posts so that people can ignore them?)

I've been posting on 4chan literally forever, since like 2004. I'm not going to leave just because some little whiny baby doesn't like me being here.

>>25537596
I've seen him add guys who seemed genuinely interested in chatting with him or who were very lonely. He's a pretty outgoing person, at least online. I'm sure if you post your skype he'd at least add you and chitchat for a bit.
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>>25537561

>lightly autistic

Well I got my answer, thanks for being honest. Filtered.
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>>25537514
:^) lets do it anon

>>25537542
I took the b8 and im in too deep to stop
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>>25537621
hopefully you will die in cancer after a long battle and lots of social media pictures showing ppl how much you suffer
die shithead
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>>25537621
>I'm an oldfag guys XD
Okay
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>>25537587
What I had in mind was pointing out that You're being ridiculous or childish, I think.
Is that fair enough?
It wasn't in anyone's defense, then merely again my despise for shalowness or some other negative thing.
It's hard to tell for me but I do seem to hold some grudge or despise towards certain kinds of attitude, people and alike.
Something in these lines.
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>>25537621
>I've seen him add guys who seemed genuinely interested in chatting with him or who were very lonely. He's a pretty outgoing person, at least online. I'm sure if you post your skype he'd at least add you and chitchat for a bit.

You are the only person that's sucking his dick, the girl who sent him a hand-held. I've seen him post countless times. And only ever see him post his Skype straight up without hesitation when it's a female poster. Good job trying to put him in the white-light as if hes an angel.

He is far from it. He's a thirsty nigger who would toss you aside if you weren't a female and often belittles men on this board especially if they show a slight interest in a female poster.
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>>25537586

Fucking sad life boys.
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>>25537596
>Well then... why were you blabbering on otherwise? seemed like you were trying to slither your way out of it.
I was referring to the "swooping in and adding fembots on Skype" part, when saying it's true, not any other part of what you posted.

>Then why don't i ever see you offering to add males form this board or swooping in like a knight on a horse and posting your Skype straight up and telling people to add you and talk with you about them problemz?
I've added plenty of guys before I started tripping. Generally, they just turned out to be /soc/ rejects who actually come to /r9k/ for easy game, or they were as I described; total manchildren with less than 3 minutes of conversational substance. It's the complete opposite with fembots. Almost every one I've added are friendly, very talkative and enjoyable to talk to for hours on end.

Don't vilify me for not attempting to befriend those without a basic grasp on maturity.

>>25537603
lol

>>25537628
Thanks, that means I win.

>>25537656
I'd post my Skype for you to add me now, but you're the type of child who will throw 4 insults at me the moment you find out I have an opinion that conflicts with yours.

So why would I bother?
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>>25537690
His skype is dojity
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>>25537698
Anyone could've told him that, friend.
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>>25537706
And I just did pal :^)
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>>25537639
This is actually how I wanted to die, so yeah, fingers crossed. I don't actually have a Facebook, but if I get cancer I'll be sure to make one. Don't wanna waste it.

>>25537644
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

>>25537656
He has another girl that does the same thing. I have been trying to get them to date because they'd be a cute couple, but no dice so far. Distance is too much, I guess.

>>25537698
ITS TRUE
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>>25537690
>I was referring to the "swooping in and adding fembots on Skype" part, when saying it's true

That's what i was talking about as well, that part specifically. You can keep pretending otherwise and claim women are much more matured then the males on this board and other jazz.


>I'd post my Skype for you to add me now, but you're the type of child who will throw 4 insults at me the moment you find out I have an opinion that conflicts with yours.

I don't want your Skype, nor do i want anything to do with you. I'll be filtering you after this thread. I'm telling everyone how you really are and what I've seen personally and how you act when a female posts.

You're a sleazy nigger.
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>>25537621

Nobody is telling you to stop posting on this board, just stop posting about your gender to a genderless site and talk about something other than yourself. An "oldfag" like yourself should have understanded that by now.
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>tfw no gf that wants a pathetic sub bf
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>>25537621

WOW, 2004!?!?!?!!

you are SOOOO special you know?

Why r9k? you aren't a robot you have nothing to do here, im ok with women coming here and observing but not posting.

I'm a top fucking tier robot and i dont go to fucking to TAMBL3R or other boards to shit post. Please leave.

EVEN BETTER, since 4chan has some seriously dogshit boards now, why dont we ask 4chan's new arbiter to create a board for women

We can call it "Attention whores" it would be perfect.

LEAVE MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25537739

You won't stop her. She thinks shes a literal saint for sending some loser a 3DS and always mentions it. If i remember right shes like 30+-40 years old as well.
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I just realised how insane the thread is getting.
Is it like this in most "fembot" threads?
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>>25537736
But I'm not pretending others. I've never denied doing that, and even now admit that I, in fact, do that, but you make it out to be for reasons of ulteriority.

>>25537747
Calm down, Reddit. Getting mad about it isn't not going to make you from 2014.

>>25537755
>She thinks she's a literal saint
But she is.
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>>25537646
Fair enough tldr
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>>25536637
>GENDER: GUARANTEED REPLIES
>POST QUALITY: SHITPOST
I hope your faggoty dad gets dick cancer from fucking your hiroshima ass too much
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these are the worst threads ever i hope you all get hobo aids you shit slinging chimps
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>>25537776
Yes because this is the most normie infested hellhole to ever grace /r9k/
And these normies feel the need to prove they're le old fag robits xD
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>>25537776
Yeah. A little time to post feels and then angry people come in and froth at the mouth instead of posting feels. It's very unfortunate considering how easy it would be for them to just hide the thread.

>>25537755
you haven't met her, she's a literal saint
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>>25537736
Not pretending otherwise. I forgot to finish my post.

>I don't want your Skype, nor do i want anything to do with you. I'll be filtering you after this thread. I'm telling everyone how you really are and what I've seen personally and how you act when a female posts.
If that makes you happy, friend.
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>>25537739
I'm literally only posting my gender in the containment thread. I posted in a dozen other threads today where it didn't come up.

>>25537747
I had a Tumblr to make fun of furries but SJW crying constantly at me about it made it get old after a few years. Very fun platform for trolling. /an/ is basically 4chan's board for women who aren't cosplay whores and I tripfag there.

>>25537755
I just like seeing you lot get buttfrustrated over it. It was worth every penny just for that. Doj getting something nice though is definitely a bonus. I heard he's been shitting up /vg/ with the thing. Truly God's work.

>>25537779
D'aww.

>>25537797
WHO
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>>25537779
>But I'm not pretending others. I've never denied doing that, and even now admit that I, in fact, do that, but you make it out to be for reasons of ulteriority.

What ever helps you sleep at night, bud. You keep doing what your doing. I don't really care i only posted to correct you when you said the following; >>25537385
>But they suck up to me.
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>>25537782
We're good then I guess
>>25537796
>>25537797
A shame.. insanity it is.
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>>25537776
it is our duty to shit up fem threads with shitposting
they must not get any enjoyment but stay occupied so they dont make new threads (they always do if you ignore them)

join the war anon, the vagina must not conquer all
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>>25537794
The only aids I have is Lemonparty.

>>25537810
Yes. They suck up to me. Don't you see the gifts? You never disproved this, because you can't. You did this 5 minutes ago already, at which point you resorted to mental gymnastics which I have also proven wrong with little effort.

It's very clear you're a closeminded child with a vendetta.
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>>25537830
Yep, thanks for the (You)s
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>>25537797
That's a lie. I did post my feels ITT >>25537463
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>>25537830
Yeah. Such is life.

I listened to an episode of This American Life today that gave me feels. It was about internet anger in general and one of the stories was about a woman dealing with trolls in general and how the meanest troll she ever dealt with apologized to her. And in the show they talked to him about it and he said basically the reason he did it was that he was sad and in a way he envied her.

I tend to assume that's how it is for most trolls.
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>>25537809

>regulating in a thread to contain spam

For a person that hates furries, you sure do have the posting mentality like the furries on /b/. The hypocrisy is stunning.
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>>25537866
I didn't say feels never happened. I posted my feels too.
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>>25537809
>I just like seeing you lot get buttfrustrated over it.

Over what exactly? that some loser that has no job cant afford to buy his own stuff? I personally like buying my things with my own money and don't need a 40 year old used up women to do it for me.
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>>25537889
Wait a minute... You're posting in English... And the Ku Klux Klan also originates from the US, which is an English speaking country!

You're a KKK member!

(This is your argumentation logic, not mine.)
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GIIIT df OOOOOOOOUUUUT!!!!


REEEEE
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>>25537638
Which one of us gets to be OP anon?
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>>25537851
>Yes. They suck up to me. Don't you see the gifts? You never disproved this,

You sent the blob a gift as well, a bunch off shitty chocolates and the works. It wasn't a one-way gift.
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>>25537909
>Slut and doj roasted

Thanks anon
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>>25537926
That's right, but my gift was only about 1/20th the worth of her gift if you ignore shipping fees. That's barely sucking up.
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>>25537940
It still wasn't a one-way gift like you are trying to make everyone believe, bucko.
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>>25537920
Whoever is much more of a faggot :^)
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>>25537954
I'm not trying to make anyone believe it. If you must know, she told me she was going to send me a gift for the holidays even before I considered sending her something.
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>>25537965
Since I'm a sub into femdom it's probably me ;_;
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>>25537979

Every single post you mentioned about receiving gift,s yet never once mentioned you were also a failure and send her a package. Then blabber on about how bitches be on yo dick.

You stupid cunt.
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>>25537992
Yes, Anon. I'm a (self alleged) nice person who likes to send someone a gift if they send me one for the holidays.

What's wrong with this?
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>>25537846
I wouldn't say that it is a duty.
I'm somewhat okay with stagnating and ostricizing people that appear again, shallow, awful or what not.
But on the other side there still are other simple, sad folks.
Despite being there a bit of cringe due pointing out gender on an anonymous site, these still are feel threads, the very heart of /r9k/.
And despite the shit with anons already having singificant others yet shitposting here makes me uncomfortable just as well.
But sperging out is of no point I think.
The best we can do is purge or land from the filth and nurture the better folk.
As for why would there be threads focused to women speficic feels I can't be suprised to see considering majority of the folk around are men, most of the talk is of no gf, etc.
As for if these threads are right or wrong to exist I can't tell, cause the truth as always is mixed.
>>25537884
Hunh, that's interesting. Although it feels weird someone would not only "troll" but then confess. It's so odd how many things do not suprise me, yet the idea of people shitposting seems so unreal. If it makes any sense, haha. But that is a peculair case indeed I'd say.
What is sure is that many people are sad, unhappy and miserable. It often makes theit attitude cold, selfish and what not. Also many folks go though some tought shit, hence the specific ooze spilling content. Everyone needs closure, the best would be to find hapiness, love and fulfillment we all strive for. The other two seem to be: crumbling into shards from sensitiveness, or the ooze spilling for being desensitized.
Urgh, it's hard to explain/express but I hope You get the overall idea.
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>>25538012

You still didn't grasp my post, because you've got your head so far lodged up your ass. Embarrassing.

But at least now it's cute you quickly wiped that disgusting grin from your face and stopped blabbering on about how bitches are on yo dick and that they cant get enough of you. When secretly you are just as much of a cock-sucker and also send packages.

Enjoyed getting blown the fuck out?
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>>25538036
*or - our lands
*specific
urgh, apologies for any other mistakes..
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>>25538036
I understand what you're saying, I think.

In this particular case the troll confessed and apologized because he came to see the woman he had hurt as another person with feelings and thoughts and he realized how he had hurt her. In short, he gained empathy.

I think it's really easy for a lot of people to ignore empathy entirely on the internet because we aren't face to face. People forget they are speaking to living, breathing people. It helps that "femarcanines" grow thick skins fast.
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>>25537987
Got called a faggot itt
Reminds me of this tbqh
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>>25538039
I fully grasp your simplistic posts, Anon, it just doesn't seem like you're capable of comprehending what "being friendly" is.

>bitches are on yo dick
I never claimed this. I just said they suck up to me. There's also nothing wrong with this, or part of some scheme. What it means is that I'm an apparent trustworthy and friendly enough person for people to "suck up to me". Nowhere is there any sexual connotation.

Do you understand, or should I type slower?

>>25538076
Family Guy is pretty gay. You should make the thread.
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>>25538065
Yeah, that certainly is one of the major factors for people lacking empathy.
The other would be the common concept being the diffusion of responsibility.
Huh, never tought of it.
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>>25538084
>I fully grasp your simplistic posts, Anon

Now you did, after you had to re-read it multiple times. Though i forgive you since i imagine it would be quite hard to see when you've got half your head lodged up your own ass.

> I just said they suck up to me

Yet it was proved to be the opposite. ;)
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>>25538095
No, I have fully grasped every one of your posts since the very first one.

>Yet it was proved to be the opposite. ;)
Nope. Reread my posts.
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>>25538084
Again, your opinion is invalid. I will make it you cock sucker.
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>>25538111
I think the other guy should make it.
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>>25538110
>Nope. Reread my posts.

No going past that Denialism of yours, it seems.
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>>25538084
>>25538076
>called a faggot by an annoying tripfag
I think he might be right anon
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>>25536637
you are not a robot
you are not even a fembot
you are fucking nothing
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>>25538084
kill yourself doj
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>>25538122
Again, reread my posts. Everything there is to answer is there already.

>>25538131
>he typed from his mother's basement in his 7th year as a NEET, 84 days since his last shower, wiping away a tear as his lbs count from his annual weighing 5 days ago reached an impressive new high at 452.

>>25538142
Why?
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>>25538148
>Again, reread my posts. Everything there is to answer is there already.

Denialism;

In the psychology of human behavior, denialism is a person's choice to deny reality, as a way to avoid a psychologically uncomfortable truth.
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>>25536637
>Not fembot.
>Get out normie
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25538148
>>he typed from his mother's basement in his 7th year as a NEET, 84 days since his last shower, wiping away a tear as his lbs count from his annual weighing 5 days ago reached an impressive new high at 452.
I hope he did because that would make him a robot who belongs here
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>>25538176
>I hope he did because that would make him a robot who belongs here


Zing, Doj the faggot just getting triangulated.
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>>25538167
Have you reread my posts? You should.

>>25538176
No, it makes him a waste of oxygen, space and other resources, not a robot
>who belongs here
Noone belongs here. This is a topicless board. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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>>25538094
It's a hugely complex thing with no one right answer. But the short of it seems to be that trolls don't see the people they are trolling as humans like themselves and they don't understand the weight of what they are doing.

I wonder sometimes how they would feel if their parents knew what they said to other people online. I wonder a lot of weird things like that. But what I ultimately hope for them is that they come to understand that everyone is a person.
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>>25538192
>Have you reread my posts? You should.

Try it again, perhaps when us men are asleep or at work. You might be able to trick a low-test or two and try to claim them bitches be on yo dick and shit. Also try not to get anyone to find out you bought some 40 year old broad some chocolates and other bullshit your mother packaged up for you.

It will only go sour again.
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>>25538217
Please reread my posts. Thank you.
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>>25538192
>if I say this board's topicless enough it'll be true ;_;
Fuck off tripnigger
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>>25536637
>>tfw at least half of them hit on you when your bf isn't around
oh my gosh. Your life is so hard. I'm so sorry that you have so many men of the opposite sex hitting on you, and throwing themselves at you. Like how dare they right? When you already have a BF. My gosh get off the board. You don't relate to anyone here. Leave. Freaking sage and report.
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>>25538210
Well said, we can only hope and wish for the best.
If not do what's in our might to get a bit closer to the better tomorrow that we strive for.
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>>25538247
Youre definitely a girl.
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>>25538231
I don't have to say it, dumb frogposter.
http://www.4chan.org/rules#r9k
>1. A place for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
>>23675599
>/r9k/ has no topic

Bye.
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>>25538222

Regurgitating what you said, once again. Typical tactic of that of a low-test. Must of learned how to argue from the 40 year old who be on yo dick and bought you some shitty 3DS you play on the bus when going to the shops with your mother.
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>>25537025
>You sound just like my ex gf

The truth is, sex is kind of dull, I would much prefer a blowjob and go back to doing stuff I enjoy. It isn't because you're ugly, or because he doesn't love you, it just isn't worth the effort. As I can assume if you have sex and you don't finish then he feels bad anyway.

We get sold the sex meme as teenagers, it turns out to be mediocre, guys are seen as bad for not putting in more effort, guys stop doing it as there is no reward.
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>>25538260
>rules
>meaning anything
okay bud
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>>25538260
Frogposters >>>>>>>> tripfaggots.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, poofter.
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>>25538263
You really ought to reread my posts.

>>25538271
Uh, yeah. Feel free to break some rules right now. They do mean something, mate.
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>>25538247
despite being mean, this is a genuinealy good post
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>>25538276
Okay, Reddit. Thanks for your insight.
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>>25538260
>Bye.
Ew this tripfag thinks he just btfo anon

Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>25538260
>frogposter
>never posted an image
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>>25536820
Your typing style pisses me off, motherfucker.
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>>25538278

Only Doj the poofter can turn into such a sack of dried potatoes, where his brain goes haywire and turns into horse radish after getting BTFO by multiple people. He now resorts to stuttering and and copy-pasting his replies.

literally laffing right now.
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>>25538297

He's a dumb cunt who thinks r9k is one person. Little does he know everyone besides the 40 year old used up cockroach thinks hes a cock sucker who could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Oh look, i posted a green frog! better crawl up into a ball and have a sook Doj you shit cunt.
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>>25538294
>stumped
>better tell him to kill himself!
I wonder if people like you will ever outgrow your /b/ phase.

>>25538297
You don't need to post frogs in order to be a frogposter. As long as you adopt the mindset of an immature crybaby, you're set.

Dumb frogposter.

>>25538307
Reread my posts.
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>>25538254
I try to "be the change I wish to see." I nicepost as much as I can on /r9k/ in other threads where I'm just another genderless anon. I try to give advice and reassurances. I think that if we could be more supportive of each other we would see much nicer, happier posters rather than vicious people who can only feel good by trying to make other people feel bad.

They are very ineffectual but they are so dedicated with their anger that they will insult complete strangers! It s strange.

Also, that's a cool picture and I saved it.
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>>25538323
If you're going to make your stay here, Reddit, please understand that frogposting is frowned up, unlike on your precious /r/4chan subreddit.

Desist, please.
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>>25536739
>be fembot
>be horribly disfigured from an accident 13 years ago
>pretty sure i will be forever alone
>one or two curious guys were interested in me for a little while but ended up just fucking with me and laughing with their friends
so where else am i supposed to go then?
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>>25538324

Why aren't you playing on that shitty 3DS that bitch bought you? Seems very selfish if i may say so myself. Better yet! go take it outside with yourself and walk right in-front of a moving train.

I highly suspect you won't be missed.
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>>25538324
>You don't need to post frogs in order to be a frogposter
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>>25538298
>motherfucker
I wish that was true.

Ok anon but if my "typing style" pisses u off, u really are a cunt. A dumb one too.
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>>25538352
you belong here. Everyone does as long as they're an adult.
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>>25538362

All that semen he swallows on a daily basis is taking it's effect.

http://efukt.com/20779_He_Cums_Battery_Acid.html
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>>25538352
You can stay
The whores shitposting about their bfs need to go though
What kind of accident?
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>>25538352
timestamp and pic or gtfo
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>>25538378
car accident that destroyed one of my eyes
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>>25538382
>>25538378

Anyone remember that picture of a girl from reddit who literally had no jaw and ate through a straw and still had a boyfriend?

>bbbbut im disfigured.
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>>25538387
C-Can I see a pic of this
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>>25538396
No because I don't care about or go on reddit
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>>25538367
Stop being so smug you stupid piece of shit dumb fuck
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>>25538325
You have no idea how happy I am to hear of what You say, or the good attitude and what I call strive for the hapiness, love and fulfillment.
I'm really glad overall from what You're saying and doing, and the better things I get to perceive. I am just so very grateful for as I use to say the few lucky sparks that ignite other heart's flames with kindness, so we can share wamrth of closure with one another.
One way or the other You have a good point.
Also as glad about the imgae haha~
Just, thank You kindly, for Yourself and what You do.
It matters a lot despite how small it might seem.
But again, often a spark is enough to ignite flames of closure.
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>>25538419
I don't go on reddit either, but it was posted on here. The bitch only has a shit eye. She will still get plucked by a male.

Men will fuck / date anything.
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>>25538423
Ok whatever makes u happy dumb fuck
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>>25538352
You could always go to the fembot only Skype group and take solace with friendly company.

>>25538356
Reread my posts, please.

>>25538362
Frogposter is a label for Redditors posting on /r9k/. It's not a literal indicator, Autist.
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>>25538466

You could always walk in front of a moving train ;)
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>>25538466

the only people who use the frogposter term are ledditers themselves.
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>>25538466
>Frogposter is a label for Redditors posting on /r9k/. It's not a literal indicator, Autist.
It's like watching a trainwreck every time you post
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>>25538466
>fembot only Skype group
Is that even safe? I don't really know much about grills besides /r9k/ and in movies/books.
It isn't drama-infested, right? The females there are actually lonely?
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>>25538466
>friendly company
>guiding a disabled person into a pit of pikes that is online women grouped up

you arent a nice person at all
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>>25538489

Give the dysfunctional retard a couple more minutes, won't be longer before he starts talking about how some bitch bought him a 3DS. I love that part.
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>>25538492
>The females there are actually lonely?

Thanks for making me choke on my water.
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>>25536800
Crank on some Exploited, and bash his fucking face in.
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>>25538473
I could, but I have no reason to. She may have a reason to go to that Skype group.

>>25538487
>>25538489
Okay, frogposters.

>>25538492
I haven't actually set foot in it, but I've talked to 4 of the group participants and they're all very nice. There's no drama to speak of, as far as I know.

You can add dojity on skype and I'll redirect you to someone from the group. I don't know if they'd want me to wildly post their Skypes in random threads.
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>>25538492
>The females there are actually lonely?
asking the real questions there cripplechan
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>>25536983
Then rape the fucker
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>>25538522
>Okay, frogposters.

Damn, copy pasting your replies again. I'm starting to believe Doj may be a FTM.
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Why the fuck are you posting this here instead of /soc/ or /b/? What would make you think that /r9k/ is the place for your big dilemma that too many people want to fuck you?
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>>25538547
>I'm starting to believe Doj may be a FTM.
>tfw talking to a qt FtM that isn't transitioning
Nah he's a cunt. She's cool
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>>25537175
Pic is so wrong, man. Ugly people, regardless of gender, are equally hated.
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>>25538568
>Pic is so wrong, man. Ugly people, regardless of gender, are equally hated.

Nice bait, might get someone.
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>>25538549
Maybe because /r9k/ is a topicless board, and no rules of any kind are being violated by this thread?


>>25538547
>Doj may be a FtM
I don't even want to know what kind of mushy substance your brains turned into in order to make a baseless assumption like this.
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>>25538636
Do you ever fucking shut up, man?
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>>25538711
Only when he has a cock in his mouth.
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>>25538711
If there are things to be said, I don't shut up, no.
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>>25538711
Just imagine how noisy of a twink he'd be :3
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>>25538919
That's pretty disgusting, Anon. No thanks.
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>>25536637
>i'm wanted by more than one person
>i have choices
>life on easy mode sucks
God, these threads are cancer.
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>>25536733
Nice dubs.
But the question remains, how do you know that she "100% flirted back"?
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>>25536844
>I only have male friends because girls cause drama
OP aint say dat doe desu family
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>>25540672
desu desu desu


klujshagbjhklgshujgikuasdg I LOVE COCKS
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>>25538352
>be me
>be horribly disfigured from birth, look like i have fetal alcohol syndrome or a birth defect
>probably will always be a practice gf and have boys laugh at me behind my back

such is life
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>tfw no female friends
>tfw nervous around other girls and feel "other"
>tfw they can see right through me to my autistic core and avoid me like the plague
>tfw just want a girl friend to hang out with

It isn't the same as like when I was a little girl and actually had friends. It all went wrong once I got into middle school, I've never had friendships like that again. How do you get them? Actual females pls respond
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>tfw cute guy you are friends with asks you out on a date
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>>25536637
What makes you so repellent to your own gender?
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>>25536637
sisters are far from drama free, but at least they don't just want to fuck you. when i was 19-21 all my friends were guys. at one point i lived in a house with 5 guys and i was the only girl. i thought it was great. we were all bros and things were mostly drama free. later i found out they had a bet on who could fuck me first. men only want one thing, and it isn't your friendship.
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someone post mysteries picture
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>>25541774
You have to just... keep trying. I'm kind of a social turd (not just with girls, with everyone) but I've been able to befriend a few people one on one by doing things like arranging study dates
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>>25542511

WRONG!

Just because we want to fuck you doesn't at all mean you're suddenly reduced to some sort of cumrag fucktoy.

Why can't girls get this through their skulls?
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>>25542511
You know... Just cuz they made a stupid bet. Doesn't mean the whole time you were with them you were only a piece of meat to them.
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>>25543118
This. We want to fuck you AND do bro things with you. Ask any man, and he will tell you this is the ideal relationship.
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>>25543118
>>25543238
>>25543269
I think a lot of us understand this intellectually but have trouble empathizing with the idea of doing that without being in a serious relationship because fucking AND doing fun friend stuff together is indeed the ideal relationship. I struggle with the idea of having sex with someone and doing fun things with them and not being exclusive and committed.
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>>25543337
its called being fwb. though they often end in relationships.
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>>25543405
I understand that these arrangements exist and that people enjoy them, but I cannot imagine doing so myself.

I think, "What would my mom and dad say?"
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>>25543337
I mean, guys feel the same way. That's why they made a bet instead of agreeing to fuck you together all at once. That would be gay.

Jokes aside, you just have to understand that men have a desire to fuck like they have a desire to eat. You having a pussy is like having a burger when surrounded by starving men. I mean yeah they can talk to you but there's always the thought of "but I really want that burger." After they eat the burger I'm sure they'd still be your friend.
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Can someone screenshot doj being btfo. I'm on mobile, so its too hard for me.
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>>25536637
Accept fembots Goyim. The Communists and Marxists are a small sect goyim. They won't get any bigger if you become less toxic. Its not like even more failed edgy normies will flood the site afterwards.

>>25536772
>>25536844
Fembots are literally pro-Marxism.
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>>25543448

Yep.

Have you seen those gay san francisco bathhouses before the HIV epidemic hit?

That's male sexuality.
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>>25543448
I should have been clear in my post that I wasn't the same girl who had the housemates.

Gradually I'm coming to understand the male sex drive but it remains a very alien and confusing thing to me as a female with almost no sex drive to begin with. I would like to be able to better empathize with men in general, but I can't imagine what life would be like being horny all the time. It sounds like hell to me.

>After they eat the burger I'm sure they'd still be your friend.
It is a big fear of a lot of girls, myself included, that we are only ever being used for sex and that once a man gets what he wants he will move on. I know that isn't true for most men, but the fear lingers in many of us.
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>>25543590

It is hell. That's why we want to om nom nom you. :3

And why would we *run away* after fucking you, if we had any kind of friendly relationship before that? Having sex would bind us closer to you, not the inverse.
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>>25543635
The fear is that the friendly relationship was only an act created out of desperation or desire to fuck us, and that none of it is real.
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>>25543590
>I can't imagine what life would be like being horny all the time. It sounds like hell to me.
Jokes on you, you just imagined it. It is hell. That's why you see so many men in prison for sex crimes. They can't escape hell via the usual route, so they try progressively riskier options.

As far as men running away afterwards, they only do that if there's a better "burger restaurant" so to speak that they know is open. If they seem like the kind of guy that's already fucking someone, don't fuck them and expect them to hang around because your burger might not be as good as someone else's.

I cannot escape this burger analogy.
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>tfw atheist
>tfw just wrote a song about Jesus
I didn't even do it on purpose. I woke up, picked up my guitar and strummed some chords and the words just came to me. Is this a sign from God?
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I don't know why but that OP post made me feel kinda mad
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KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU FUCKING BITCHES THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON /R9K/
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>>25543743

Nonononono. Absolutely not.

Someone who was that thirsty isn't capable of doing something so complicated in the first place. That's "please girl please I love you please let me be near you *bawls eyes out*" territory.

Besides, guys don't do fake friendships in he first place. We just don't. I think that's a girl thing.

>>25543744

Don't compare the rest of us to rapists. The "all men are rapists" meme needs to die.
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>>25543871
This post reeks of nu-male.
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Anyone have experience with older men?

I'm dating a guy in his mid-40s and everything is pretty great except for his ex-wife.

She is pretty gosh darn bitter to the point of trying to get me fired from my job and harassing my parents to try to get them to end the relationship.

To be honest with you senpai, she really scares me.
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>>25543871
Male here, all men are rapists. It's fucking true and anyone who denies it is trying to lower defenses so they can rape someone. And guys do a shitton of fake friendships. That's like, a super common thing guys do to try to sleep with/date women. You're a fucking pig, just go die.
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>>25543964
>>25543911

Perhaps, but it's still true.

I'm a sexual dominant and I get off to rape fantasies, among all the other deviant shit I get off to. But I'd still never rape someone. I wouldn't even punitively rape a girl even if they where literally female hitler because I'd just be _weird_ on an intimacy level.

Now, "ravishing" on the other hand...

And no guy I know does fake friendships. More effeminate guys might, I guess, the same way effeminate gays can be bitchy.
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>>25544047
Rapists are human just like you. Same as murderers, child molesters, etc. Don't try to distance yourself, just accept it.
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>>25544047
>'m a sexual dominant and I get off to rape fantasies
You definitely would rape someone. Rape fantasies is the first step to actually raping someone. OH, right, ravishing, that's not rape! You're a fucking pig, honestly. "I'd never rape anyone but I'd fantasize about it and jerk off to it" You're a future rapist.
>>25544068
This
>>25544047
And no, guys fake a lot of shit when it comes to girls. Guys lie through their fucking teeth to get in a girl's pants. Not even the effeminate guys? Just, all guys. Why are you even trying to defend this cesspool of a gender?
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>>25544068

Yes, sure they are. Its just that they're doing the equivalent of mugging people and pissing on them afterwards, for some reason.

The reasons why they've crossed that line probably varies but I can't say that I as a guy can really understand any of them.
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I seriously had thought that we are banning these fembot/anon threads.

Are we allowing this? Just create the fembot "/Fb/" board already..

MODS
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>>25543964
>Male here, all men are rapists.
Why did you mention your gender?
Anyway. If you're planning on raping someone then I advice you to either just give yourself in or commit suicide.
Blaming your own gender isn't gonna help you much.
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>>25544047
sexually dominant men statistically have a lower IQ than your average male and are more likely to behave in an ape-like manner
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>>25544084

Fine. I'm a monster. Just pray I keep myself shackled. Or maybe a femanon would volunteer themselves for the good of all? I'll try to finish quickly, I promise. ;D

*rolls eyes*

I'd never violate sexual consent. You can believe me or you can continue to exist inside your SJW bubble where male sexuality can literally override all other emotional, social and intellectual concerns.

If you have been victimized by men, maybe repeatedly, I'm sorry for that. But I would never be one of those victimizers. If I see a girl being uncomfortable with sexual advances I simply set my sexuality aside, and that's that.
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>has a bf
>comes to /r9k/ to complain about things that have been whined about on tumblr for years
rolling
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>>25544184
So you don't accuse me of being a woman, which is what people usually immediately do. As if me being a woman reduces my opinions worth. And no, I have no plans or desire to rape anyone. I hate this gender, I hate that I have to be this gender. I kinda wish I was trans but I'm not. I'm just stuck as a man, feeling like a man, but luckily sans sex drive. I'm not blaming my gender to reduce my own fault in the matter, I'm just irritated that I have to be associated with these rapists and pedophiles.
>>25544216
TRUE
>>25544226
I just really honestly can't believe you. I'm very biased against men. I know. And I'm sorry if I'm unfair to the few men who legitimately aren't rapists or potential rapists (there have to be some, probably) but as a whole this gender is shit. I'm not even an SJW is the thing. I just hate men. Male sexuality is violent and repulsive though, as a whole. Most men don't care enough to control themselves. Even the way you go about this subject, you treat it as a joke. Or worse, a fetish. There's no REAL empathy coming from you for this. Male abuse of power is more or less a joke in the eyes of men. And, really, that's what I hate. Abuse of power. Abuse of power is disgusting. Whether it's against women or men or whatever.
Sorry for the late replies I'm holding three different conversations plus this thread right now.
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>>25544315
cmon devoted victoria gf
>>
Gone a whole year without communicating with someone that was a mean person

technically ran into her via matchmaking in a game but I didn't talk to her so that doesn't count

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>25544392

No, I didn't treat *rape* as a joke. I made light of how I'd actually have to think if I thought rape acceptable. It'd be a funny kind of person indeed.

And in regards to my sexuality, in real life, rape as such wouldn't satisfy it I think. It requires a two-way emotional connection to do the whole power transfer thing that is core to it.

Not just someone lying there and sobbing like a gray-eyed fish, trying to shut down all her emotions towards me. Which is how I imagine a real rape victim would act.
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>>25544540
What it boils down to is this. You have rape fantasies, you're a self identified "sexual dominant", and you like "power transfer". You're a rapist. That's all there is to it. Dominance and submission is always going to be rape, or at the very least abusive.
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>>25544620

Hmm. But to be honest, I'm kind of a switch. Most male doms are, in fact. Less so for dommes.

I think it'd be relaxing to be someone's little pussy-licking slave, or getting beaten in order to get a female dom wet. To give up myself for a while. I even have fantasies about submissive anal and oral sex with other men.

Does that mean I then have a sick need to be abused?

And yes, I've thought about it that way too. That's why I've suppressed my sexuality and rebuffed all advances. But then I realized there where other people like me and that I didn't have to be ashamed.

And no, I've never been diddled or sexually abused, even a little bit.
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>tfw become friends with female coworker but have almost no desire to hang out with people outside of work
>tfw would rather stay home in pjs all day on my days off
>tfw actually go out with her and get called bad friend
>"why don't you ever text me?"

Ughhh this happens to me over and over. Can you have female friends who don't require constant communication?
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>>25537425
i have but i forgot what it's about
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I should just accept my life in being alone. No one wants a flat-chested gf. Even if there's a vocal minority of guys that like them, no one ever found me desirable. Double D's are the new B's. Not even pushup bras help. Being tall and broad shouldered doesn't help either. Is dying the only way?
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>>25544797
Please be my DFC gf.
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>>25544824
It's not even full DFC. It's the infuriating mix of they're not COMPLETELY flat, but its not satisfying to do anything with them either. A-B ratio is truly suffering.
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>>25544863
That's fine, I actually just want a gf who has breasts.
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>>25544894
Doubtful. Every guy wants larger tits. It's human nature. They're more fun to fuck with as well, Though I'm too scared to get implants.
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>>25544315
Rolling for the numbers
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>>25544954
YOU DONT NEED IMPLANTS YOU STUPID CUNT

Women don't need tits to get men, they need tits to get chads.

Lower your damn standards, ask a guy out for once

Holy fuck
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>>25544957
> obscene phone call

I could do it

This list is racist
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>>25544974
>M-muh social anxiety and looking/sounding like a 14 year old boy
At least im trying to grow my hair out, I guess..
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>>25536637
You have a boyfriend and many friends

Litteretly nothing you have posted is feels

TITS OR GTFO ATTENTION WHORE
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>>25545014
The moment you make an honest dating profile is when you get non-stop responses from people that literally give no shits about the size of your tits or find your small tits a turn on.

The amount of ease women have when it comes to finding a partner is amazing
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>>25545054
Weird. I've always been too terrified and having too many bizarre standards and fetishes to try. That and the fear of creepy messages. I .. I guess I'll have to take your word for it. Thanks, anon.
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>>25536637
How exactly a woman ends up connecting more with men than with other women? Are you a slut or something?
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>>25544722
Abuse shouldn't be coupled with sex. It's toxic. And yeah, I think that people who crave abuse one way or another have an issue. I know that I have issues. I crave it both ways. When my sex drive is low it's mostly that I crave to be abused. When it's high I just crave it in general. It's disgusting and sick and I fight those impulses. I'm working on getting rid of them. The movement that says that BDSM is healthy is, I think, very misplaced. Abuse should never be introduced into a relationship. Ever. In my case, I don't actually want to be abuser or to abuse people. I just have an urge. It makes me feel sick and, when I do either it makes me feel extremely shitty about myself in general. I have a feeling that most people who want to be abused generally have self esteem issues or past trauma or something going on. I doubt many (if any) people can go through "consenting" sexual abuse and be happy and ok at the end of it. I feel like the whole "u don't need to be embarrassed it's natural!" thing is just a hugbox for sick people who don't want to admit they have a problem.
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>mods will let this thread getting pruned

Fuck you mods. FUCK YOU DAMN TO HELL!
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>>25545091
Keep your fetishes to yourself until you've already developed some kind of talking relationship with someone else, don't put them out on the sleeve (depending on which site you use, I guess).

Creepy messages will always happen but that's just the same kind of chaff you have to wade through as here.
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>>25545132
I just get worried that reverse google image search will track my other social media sites down, or something. I can deal with creepy messages on anon, but if they know my actual name, I always get paranoid they'll do something More.
>tfw if I can't call them Daddy its all over
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>>25544315
Rolling for jailfu

Original comment right here
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>>25545131
these shit threads should be deleted on sight 2bh
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>>25545108

But let's say you and me got together to get our rocks off. We're both fully aware of what "sexual abuse" in this context means. It'd be two consenting adults doing it to each other rather than victim and victimizer.

If no-one is hurt, where is the abuse?

And I'm very sorry you've chosen to take that path. I think it's like gay people trying to go to "straight camp" desu. I see BDSM as my sexuality. But on the other hand I can't really relate to feeling shitty about it, just really really ashamed, socially.
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>>25536790
what about videogames, or expensive wine?
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>>25543932
I hope she succeeds to be honest
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>>25545014
Reverse traps are my thing tbqhwy
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>>25544797
If you really think small tits are the cause of your problems and failures you're a total retard. Lots of Stacies have small tits. You sound like some robot complaining that being 6'2" is holding him back in life because his friends are 6'3". No, it's just your shitty personality or you're probably fat and out of shape.
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>>25536637
ROASTIES GET OFF MY BOARD ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE EXCEPT FOR STUPID BETA NORMIES THAT NEED TO GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY JUST LET ME HAVE MY BOARD
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>>25545579
Projecting much? I do have the mental illnesses to qualify for shitty personality, so youre probably right.
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>>25545014
Are you a qt femanon?
Would you be my gf
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>>25545735
You think I'm projecting my own insecurity about my small tits? Yeah I don't think so chestlet. At least go read a fucking dictionary so you learn what projecting means. I know you saw it used in a snarky reply and thought it would be fun to use but it's entirely out of context here.
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>>25536637
>boyfriend
>friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE
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>>25545890
That Anon probably meant this part:
>No, it's just your shitty personality or you're probably fat and out of shape.
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>>25545932
That and the height insecurity.
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>try taking a look at the thread
>half of it is filtered

oh boy
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>>25546074
You have Doj filtered?
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>>25546084

Of course I did.
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>>25545932

I think you're right.

However those are the only two possibilities for why zero men have been interested in her. You know as well as I that a cups are not even remotely close to a deal breaker, she's just inventing this excuse that makes no sense because it let's her avoid looking into the real issues she knows she has.

If she can just blame it all on small tits then the world is cruel and she doesn't have to change. She doesn't want to have to lose weight or face the reality that she has a repulsive personality. Those things are difficult to change and she wants to avoid that hard work and introspection. The fact that her first response to my criticism is to try and shift the spotlight onto me is another giveaway.
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>>25546118
>she's just inventing this excuse that makes no sense because it let's her avoid looking into the real issues she knows she has.
No, she is a girl on 4chan who has an insecurity and wants to be reassured by 20000 pathetic Anons. She knows they will give her praise and attention and that is all she is looking for. It's nothing complicated.
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>>25536800
>not my type
I'm guessing this means he's one or all of these
>short
>doesnt make a 6 figure salary
>white
>kind
>doesn't hate women
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>>25546189
That, pretty much. If theres a few that aren't disgusted by tits, it helps me. isnt that what the majority of the concept of these threads are? reassurance? Still working on the mental issues part. I just like to bitch and moan about the things I cant change.
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>>25536899
Have you tried talking to him about this?
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>>25536800
Tell him that you're waiting for Chad.
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>>25546335
>If theres a few that aren't disgusted by tits, it helps me
Nobody is disgusted by small tits. They're either ambivalent or love them like I do. Most likely any partner you have will love them because they're your tits
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>>25546395
Is that so? I guess all I have to work on is mental issues. gg.
>tfw He has a big tit fetish
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? WHY ARE THERE NORMIES AND ROASTIES ON MY FUCKING BOARD!! FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>25546561
Even if he had a big tit fetish, he'd like yours
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>>25538352
uhhh
its an anonymouse board for a reason
you don't have to flaunt or mention that you are a female to use this board normally or have fun
you won't be called out for it :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
god some people really don't think lol.
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>>25541714
you have a disfigurement? i'm pretty sure i've seen pics of you and there wasn't anything wrong with you.
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>>25545320
I don't like the taste of alcohol and I used to play videogames but now I feel nothing while playing them.
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>>25548183
Oh, then you are like me and you need to meet some special person that makes everything seem interesting and fun to you.
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>>25548274
That's the idea. But I'm getting tired of waiting.

Have you meet someone like that?
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>>25548532
I have, but she is gone now.

Also, you know, people don't usually drink alcohol for the taste. You don't like being drunk?
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>fembots

Could you get your own board and gtfo r9k?
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>>25548689
Not really, I just get dizzy and my face gets numb. And I talk more.

But I get the same from not sleeping for ~36 hours and I kinda do that in my job so... I don't really get te point of getting drunk.
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>>25536790
You could be my mommy gf and spend it all on my :^)
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>tfw bf has been texting and hanging out with another girl from the dog park regularly

>tfw didn't know about this until yesterday
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>>25548943
Hope he fucks her and sends you a video so you kill yourself.
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>>25548849
I think you're probably doing it wrong. I'm an expert on the subject, you see.
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>>25548961
>2016
>being mean
amon pls this is the year of kindness
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>>25549010
>tripfag
>thinks I'm going to read anything he posts
kek
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>>25548874
N-no oedipus pls.

>>25548992
How can I drink alcohol wrong?
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>>25549054
I'm not sure, but it's supposed to make you feel happy for no reason.
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>fembot feels

my fembot feels great thanks

*wink
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>>25549054
You could be my slave gf and let me force you to spend it all on me :^)
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>>25549101
Why did you suddenly switch to the exact opposite of your first suggestion? Maybe don't be so extreme. Also that's pretty dishonest.
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>>25549124
Is shitposting supposed to be an honest thing now?
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>>25549075
Maybe I'm just dead inside. I don't drink often anyway.

>>25549101
But I don't want to be a slave, I just want someone to hug and share my life with.
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>>25549185
>But I don't want to be a slave, I just want someone to hug and share my life with.
Okay that's cute :3
I'll stop shitposting now
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>>25549185
I'll be your friend and if we end up as good friends we can hug but usually bodily contact freaks me out a lil!
o-ohio?
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>>25549185
>Maybe I'm just dead inside.
I know that already. Don't worry, though, it still works for me. Where do you live?
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>>25549212
Thank you! But don't worry, funposting is fun.

>>25549221
Well don't worry about bodily contact, I'm not from the USA.
But I'm going to NYC in a couple of weeks.
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>>25538539
Tried three times; he wouldn't let me.
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>>25549431
>tfw you'll be close to the funposter me
Have fun
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>>25549431
Oh. No one is ever near me :(
I have a rly nice friend in New York tho, not city but still. Have a good time there anon!
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>>25548961
I may kill myself anyways, haven't really decided yet.
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>>25545247
this is a good post and you should feel good.
I just read through the thread and I like you, anonymous.

>>25545575
There are several people who claim to be reverse traps who post on /r9k/ that I have spoken with.
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>>25549652
>one less normie shitposter
Nothing of value lost
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>>25549657
Why don't I ever see them ;_;
I just want a reverse trap to love
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>>25549415
I'm live in Mexico

>>25549457
Do you live there?

>>25549472
Sorry :c

Do you guys have any suggestions on what to do in NYC? I don't know what to do there.
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>>25549671
It'd be the same if you died too.
None of us matter.
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>>25549688
you probably don't see them IRL because you think they're boys. I used to do it a lot and could pass okay as a boy if I didn't have to talk. I don't do it much since I was in my mid teens because my breasts made it too hard.
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>>25549717
No sorry I live about 4 hours north
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>>25549717
>Mexico
>Cute animal pictures
You're the qt red headed doctor
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>>25549717
>I'm live in Mexico
Can I come live with you?
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>>25537079
Oh look it's Doj the whiteknight beta cuck. Just filter and move on.
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>>25549652
Please do, this is literally the opposite of where you should be crying.

You don't go to a homeless person to cry about how your house doesn't live up to expectations

Ree and what have you
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>>25549717
The ginger mexican?
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>>25549731
But how can I find one to try and ask out ;_;
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>>25549760
kek at least I have it better than you ;)

>tfw you REEEE
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>>25538148
I hope he did post from exactly here, because this is a place for him.

Not depressed woman who have had the relationship experience, managed to fuck it up and are trying to find sympathy to fill the hole in their heart left by daddy/mommy and chased by their own thoughts that remind them that they're not pretty/smart enough and lack the personality to ever find the relationship they were promised as a child because they're a special snowflake.

We hate ourselves here. We cry alone, we don't ask people to join in and clap for our failures.

Threatening suicide is nothing, the fact you don't think we know that is pathetic and shows you need to fuck off back to Facebook and post some cutting videos until white knight flock like the solutions to your insecurities like you wanted so you can stop shit posing here.

ree bitch
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>>25549840
>:)
>shit was so cash

Low quality b8
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>>25549740
Oh, ok.

>>25549754
>>25549767
I guess the cute animals gave me away... but they are so cute!

>>25549758
Well it depends. Do you speak Spanish?
But seriously, no :c
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>>25549998
I agree about the qt animals
It's been a while since we've talked.
How've you been :3
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>>25538192
This board is for greentext stories. Leave. You are a tumor on the quality of this board. You normies are like the King Midas of poop. Everything you touch turns to shit. Pepe, memes in general, /b/, and now /r9k/. I remember back when nerd was used as a derogatory term, but once you felt insecure enough because "nerds" gained enough population to become mainstream and people were ignoring "nerd" and "geek" and "dork" you turned nerd into "le xd I'm such a nerd I play CoD." You bully robots driving them to suicide, or to shoot up a school. Then if they shoot up the school, you claim they are worse than satan, and if they kill themselves you pretend to have been their closest friend for attention and so you don't have to deal with the guilt of being subhuman trash that caused a literally unbearable amount of pain. This board belong to robots, YOU and females are not cannot, and will never be robots. I know a few people I am trying to convert into robots, and despite using intermediate level mental techniques such as expanded negative and positive reinforcement to get them into developing/practicing robot habits subtly, but they still show signs of normie-ness. Even I exhibit some normie traits and would probably be considered a normie for some of the characteristics that super elitist robots would consider normie-tier. I guess I maybe a hypocrite because I am not 100% robot, but I'll still be 100% closer to being a robot than you, any other beta-orbiter who feeds these ham-galaxies attention, or any "fembot" that browses this board .(you have to make up words like fembot to validate yourself because you stupid fucking normalfags are too insecure about the fact that you simply don't fit in everywhere in the world).
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>>25550040
Fine. But, you know "fine". And you?

I'm sorry but can you remember me who you are?
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>>25550375
I'm the young anon with the icons :3
I've had my ups and downs
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>>25550330
>getting this mad over a Sri Lankan wall carving board
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>>25538260
www,4chan,org/rules
AND I FUCKING QUOTE
"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
A place for hanging out and posting greentext stories."
These sure as hell don't seem like fucking stories to me. Go onto google images, type in "4chan greentext story" and see what qualifies you fucking normalscum.
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>>25550525
we're doing the first one, hanging out
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>>25550448
It's one of the only places where real robots fit in, but you normalfags couldn't allow that, you couldn't let us have this one fucking insignificant Sri Lankan wall carving board could you. Next time attack my argument instead of making a comedic remark on my anger of something of value to me that is being stolen and invaded.
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>>25550423
I thought so but I wanted to be sure :)
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>tfw never had a male friend

something's just wrong with me.
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>>25536637
>robot
>has a bf

Choose one.
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>>25550569
You can do that anywhere fucking else, and hanging out is to be interpreted as "lurking, posting original content." it's like if someone took a piece of toilet paper, spent their lifetime turning it into a piece of artwork, and you coming along and wiping your ass with it and saying
>well it is toilet paper
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>>25550330
>greentext
people actually wrote and drew full length (many fictional) stories about their lives before the original robot died

I mean, the whole lengthiness was part of the whole damn appeal, getting around the fucking world filter with bullshit stories.

You can't even call this shit place r9k when it doesn't even filter out repeat images. Enjoy the constant p3epe posting, faggot.
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>>25537385
>>25537079
>I have to degrade other people who are so much worse than me and show how many presents i got from an internet friend and not my mom to show that i am a superior person to m'lady!!!
hmmmmm shameless
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>Have been asked multiple times by men if I'm genuinely autistic
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>>25550525
>>25550330
>>25549896
>responding to Doj 12 hrs late
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>>25550637
Missed me ;)
Also it's remind me, not remember me
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>be me
>so fucking autistic that people ask me if I'm a "fembot" IRL
>super depressed
>hate talking to people
>hate being alone
>no friends

Fuck you, OP. I bet you're the kind of girl who wouldn't talk to me without being a total cunt just because I wear makeup and dresses
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>>25550820
Please be my gf
We can be antisocial and autistic together and shitpost and cuddle
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>>25550820
>so fucking autistic that people ask me if I'm a "fembot" IRL
>implying this ever happened
Story, if it's true.
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>>25550769
I fucking hid this thread as soon as I saw it and continued browsing. Eventually I wanted to see if it was still the highest replied thread, and it was, which fucking pissed me off to no end. 4chan should never have been spoken of nor discovered by the internet.
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>>25550657
be my friend i've never had a female friend/male friend who's nice to me
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>>25550657
Why do you want a male friend?
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>>25550775
Haha I'm gonna die in NY. I have two weeks to learn proper English.
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>>25550993
Don't worry
You speak better English than anyone here.
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>>25549998
>Well it depends. Do you speak Spanish?
That would be easy for me to learn.
>But seriously, no :c
Why not? I'd give you hella cuddles.
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>>25544315

Rolling in a roastie thread.
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