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Hey fellas. I used to be a complete robot, who eventually turned into a cyborg for about two years. And now I've fallen back into women-hate mode. (Due to personal anecdotal experiences, over and over with American women.

I've been trying to stray from women, but I really need to get a nut off. And I've been looking into local escorts in my area.
As long as I wear protection and am prepared, I see no downsides to getting an escort, compared to going back into the psychotic dating world.

Thoughts, experiences and stories are much appreciated.
Pic very related. I'm thinking I want to get her this weekend.
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>>25533952

If that's her, then yes OP, go for it.
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>>25533952
I want to get an escort, but the risks keep making me back out. I'm not sure I'll be able to handle a prostitution arrest on my record. Fuck that and Fuck America for making humanities greatest pleasure illegal due to muh religion.
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>>25534000

OP is fortunate enough to be in a legal state. Says Reno, and I'm fairly certain that Nevada has legalized escort services.
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>>25533952

>be me
>horny and frustrated
>fuck it, decide to call escort
>go on backpage and find qt
>check further and its legit
>feeling nervous
>heart racing
>call her
>phone dialing
>"hello?"
>"y-yes hi."
>"hey who's calling?"
>silence
>"uhhh hello? anyone there?"
>"s-sorry...wrong number."
>hang up

Life is suffering lads.
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>>25534029
Luckily I am. Just have to be careful around how you do things.
I've been thinking about it for days, and I see no downside to having an escort over any random American woman.

>she will do whatever you want
>will openly say she is pretending to care about you
>will let you treat her either like shit or a queen, and will leave with no regrets.
>guaranteed to be clean, no smell or any chad cum on her (I've researched escorts in my area)
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>>25534029
I think it's the only place here with legalized prostitution. The Bunny Ranch. A good option imo, since it's legal. They have proper screenings and will take care of you. It's just expensive, but do it if you're financialy stable.
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I'm curious about this too, what are you supposed to say to her? Can you just text her? Also where are you suppose to fuck her, in a motel? How does the logistics of payment work, you talk about how many hours you'll fuck her first?
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>>25534083
Sorry to hear that man. The initial phone call would probably be tough, but once you set things up, I'm sure you'll figure things out.
I plan on not rubbing one out for at least 5 days in advance.
Best part about escorts is, you know what you're paying for.
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>>25534109
From what I've seen, they prefer you to call them (they won't answer blocked numbers).
Then you ask them to spend time with you, then you can negotiate payment or rates on certain things they do. If they agree, you give them your address and they knock on your door and your good to go.
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>>25534109
>what are you supposed to say to her?
Tell her you want to book X amount of time with her
>Can you just text her?
Yes
>Also where are you suppose to fuck her, in a motel?
Ya, not a good idea to be inviting them over to where you live (in case her "friends" decide to visit later when you're out)
>How does the logistics of payment work
Put money in envelope, throw on dresser when you walk in (after verifying that she's legit and you aren't going to get jumped)
>you talk about how many hours you'll fuck her first?
Just ask her rates and tell her how much time you want to buy.
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>>25534210
Good to know anon, thanks. I'll book a room fairly far away in that case. I've never been able to trust women ever in my life, so it's best to keep that theme going.
>Tfw you need to pay women to her a nut off
>Tfw all women just snap their fingers when they need a sick or wallet.
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>>25534273
Also, make sure you do some research before going to see her. Find an escort review board for your area and look for positive reviews. That way you don't end up with a woman 40 years older than advertised.
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Were supposed to be living in a patriarchy according to bleeding cunt feminists.
Yet women can make 200-600$ a night, just to get fucked by a man. (Something both parties typically enjoy)
>most men in the US only make 400-600 for a 40 hour work week.

Women have it hard.
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