Who /cuckingtheirfuturewife/ here? By the time you meet her,

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2016-01-06 07:14:03 Post No. 25533930
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:14:03 Post No. 25533930 [Report]

Who /cuckingtheirfuturewife/ here?
By the time you meet her, your future wife will have taken miles of cock and swallowed gallons of cum. How are you evening the odds with your practice gfs, robots? The only way to sleep easy at night next to your future wife will be to have done even nastier shit with your practice gfs.

My list so far:
>anal
>fucking on period
>eating ass
>eating bloody period pussy
>eating ass and pussy on period
>practice gfs dog licked precum off my dick once
>getting HSV1 and probably HPV

so how are you doing so far, robots?

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:15:53 Post No.25533959
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:16:29 Post No.25533966
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:16:29 Post No.25533966 [Report]

Unless my future wife is a necrophiliac who marries us posthumously, I fail to see how I'm going to get cucked by her. Or anyone else.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:20:22 Post No.25534031
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:20:22 Post No.25534031 [Report]

A mile's worth of 8 inch cocks is 7920 cocks.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:22:48 Post No.25534063
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:22:48 Post No.25534063 [Report]

>>25534031
Counting each thrust, a mile is very reasonable.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:23:32 Post No.25534072
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:23:32 Post No.25534072 [Report]

>>25534031

Each thrust m8, not individual cocks.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:23:58 Post No.25534079
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:23:58 Post No.25534079 [Report]

>>25533930

Just don't get married.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:26:45 Post No.25534119
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:26:45 Post No.25534119 [Report]

Already have illegitimate kids with practice ex gfs. Whatever woman ends up with me, is going to have to deal with seeing my other kids from time to time.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:36:43 Post No.25534289
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:36:43 Post No.25534289 [Report]

>>25534063
>>25534072
At 40 thrust a minute that is like, 198 minutes and at an average of 7 minutes of sex about 29 sexual encounters.

That would be all 8 inches to the balls each time which I don't think is how sex normally goes, also 7 minutes of sex might be a little above average, it looks like sex generally takes about 4 minutes for normies.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:38:24 Post No.25534330
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:38:24 Post No.25534330 [Report]

>>25533930
>your future wife
You must think I'm stupid.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:42:42 Post No.25534418
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:42:42 Post No.25534418 [Report]

>>25534289

>7 minutes of sex

Pathetic.
Unless your a horny 16 year old guy, sex last at least half an hour.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:45:36 Post No.25534468
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:45:36 Post No.25534468 [Report]

>>25534418
I did some quick googles and came up with about 5-10 minutes.

Apparently fat people last longer, are you a fattie?

Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:50:22 Post No.25534547
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 07:50:22 Post No.25534547 [Report]

>>25534468

I did a few quick google searches, and came up with 18 minute minimum for a healthy adult.

5-10 minutes is premature ejaculation.

Also, I'm not fat.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:00:33 Post No.25534722
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:00:33 Post No.25534722 [Report]

>>25533930
Promiscuity makes men and women fight each other, look at you taking a fucking dump in the pool because someone might have pissed in it.

Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:36:19 Post No.25535244
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 08:36:19 Post No.25535244 [Report]

>>25533930
spoken like a true manchild

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