>I have/had a gf
>I have/had friends
>I have been to a party
>I have/had a job
>I have had conversations that lasted more than a 10 words
>I have a license
>I am Catholic
>I am a nigger
>I don't watch anime
>I don't play eroge
>I have a myspace account
>I use recreational drugs(tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, meth, etc)
>I use websites other than 4chan for purposes other than downloading or looking up information
>I am a female
>I am not a virgin
>I am happy most of the time
If any of these apply to you, I beg you to leave this place and never come back. You have a life, or a shot at life, while all I have are the simple comforts of repetition and familiarity this website brings me.
Please do not disregard my post as a joke, or meme, and take the time to truly consider my words, and should you have any compassion in your heart, leave this place so that I may live out my short miserable time on this planet in the only way I know how.
How about instead YOU leave and go to wizard chan or infinichan with the rest of the defectives?
I'll respect you when you earn it.
Until then, I will continue to post about my happiness, my job, and my girlfriend.
>had a gf
>had been to party
>conversations, seriously? yes
>mixed race, am i nigger? asian, white, black
> dont watch anime
> other websites than 4chan
I am just a failed normie, robot. Please let me stay. I promise not to cuck you like Syrian refugees.
>opinions other than mine cannot exist
Common normalfag thought pattern, please at the very least try to act like you belong here.
I can't leave, this is the only place I know, and I am surrounded by people that can go somewhere else but instead make my existence worse.
I have no control over your actions, I am simply making an appeal to the "humanity" normalfags speak of so that I may be left in peace.
I promise not to shitpost.
Take my dubs as compensation.